This guy should have had his pizza delivered

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Man the way you type makes it seem you're going to rap
But it never comes so I'm unhappy
And that's why you should start doing it
 
You know what Let me record something right now.
Seems like ya'll are itchin for a drop.
I'm about to Drop tracks like I drop balls in the mouths of broads.

Thanks for the Jotaro
If this is the Malfalda you are refering to then Mike Mad!
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Demi is Really Nick Frost in Disquise he has no love for S.H.I.T.'s.
 
I was stupid enough to read all hundreds of pages of dozens of philosophy books, about how women, men, kids, life, humans, society worked, and all other great existantial questions, when I could have understood it all by reading all of Mafalda back to back. :)

Manolito is the best character. :)
 
Plz sotp encouraging idiots to post more and more.
Just don't talk to them & then mybe they will stop torturing us with painful psots.
 
Cyan said:
Slang is not the problem here.
Its breaking up your posts in lots of lines.

And then there's grammar issues too.
Lots of typos make it hard to read.
Then also you say some crazy shit.

Sometimes you don't complete your


Dirty Bastards!!!
I blame my inner city education.
Also I should of paid more attention at school.
The incomplete sentance shit is probably from multi-tasking, or for being to weeded thinking I typed shit and not reviewing what I wrote.
 
border said:
Plz sotp encouraging idiots to post more and more.
Just don't talk to them & then mybe they will stop torturing us with painful psots.


Close your mouth it would be a shame if my dick slipped out.
 
Oh hahahaha how iornic is that?
My plea to stop idot postings has only resulted in anther idiot posting.
It is like I am ghetto Macbeth or sumthin.
 
KiNeSiS said:
Well if this has an english printing its worth a read but It seems spanish only.
My spanish is not so good.

It has been translated into every major language known to existance. The creator comes from Argentina, which is a spanish-speaking country. I read it in french, in english. Those little kids with these simple words, they give Descartes, Nietzche, Sartre or Freud a run for their money. :lol
 
I don't understand how anyone could bring any rationalization to this. Sure, maybe the guy had a little too much attitude, but then he had fairly good reason to with people acting like they own the world and all. Getting beat down may have been the result and maybe even somewhat understandable insofar as there are many degenerate people in our society, but that doesn't excuse the big guy for acting like one such person.

Initiating violence is barbaric and wrong, there is no excuse for it. You may look at stuff like the guy having too much of an attitude as a reason for violence to be brought on him, but there is never an excuse. The lady was out of line with the poking and smacking too, and the guy was only standing up to her but didn't show any signs that he would actually attack her or anything.

As for all the cowards, I'm also of the people who find that unacceptable. I've seen and heard of stuff like this going down before, and several of them involving people who got killed. One punch I would have stayed back and asked if the guy was ok afterwards, but once someone shows themselves willing to beat the crap out of a person you don't know how far they will go, so I wont just stand and watch that happen.

Sure you have a chance of getting hurt yourself, but it's the right thing to do. There are plenty of different techniques on how to jump in, but the key is speed and not shying away from weak spots. For a big guy like that I'd have made a quick scan of the room for anything to choke or smash the guy with and if there was nothing I'd probably jump on and start with a few knee hits to the head.
 
Sure you have a chance of getting hurt yourself, but it's the right thing to do. There are plenty of different techniques on how to jump in, but the key is speed and not shying away from weak spots. For a big guy like that I'd have made a quick scan of the room for anything to choke or smash the guy with and if there was nothing I'd probably jump on and start with a few knee hits to the head.

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Thats it..Im outta here
 
you'd start with a few knees to the head? wtf? that guy would have obliterated you if you had even approached him. this wasn't a steven segal movie where he lets you grab his head and goes down for the count
 
What's with all of the people saying "I wouldn't have done shit, that's a big black man." What difference does his race make?

And also its too bad nobody there new how to do a rear naked choke. They could've taken that guy out really easily when his back was turned.
 
Can someone please post a mirror to the vid? The one posted on the first page crashes Firefox when I try to run it.
 
Olimario isn't racist. He has even said that he wishes he were black.


Originally Posted by Olimario's Greatest Hits:
I Wish I Was Black Sometimes

Sometimes I wish I could be a black man and lead an uninhibited life. I could act on every impulse and not have a conscience bugging me about my actions.
The lack of a soul must result in a much easier life. No worrying about the results in eternity the actions in the life will result in.

Is this for real? I mean, I find it hard to think this could just be out of context...
 
At most, i would've tried to calm the guy down. There's no way i'd try to stop him. i wouldn't try to organize others to help stop him, or just jump in thinking the other guys would help me, because while i'm waiting, i'm getting my ass beat.

Thing is, if i were the guy on the phone, i would've just let the lady cut in line. She knew what she was doing was wrong, and everyone else just let her cut. If she got in my face about it, she can have the spot. Most of the time, it's not worth the hassle of arguing over something so trite as a spot in line.

Direct link to the vid: http://wm.gannett.speedera.net/wm.gannett/wkyc/050219pizzaassault.wmv
 
aoi tsuki said:
If she got in my face about it, she can have the spot.
Thing is, she got in his face AFTER he said something. The guy didn't know he would get his teeth bashed in.

If you're waiting for a bus, and the bus is packed with only enough room for the amount of people already waiting, you're gonna let someone just cut in and make you wait for the next bus? What if you're in a pizza parlor like this case, and you've patiently waited 10 minutes in line, and a stupid bitch walks in ahead of you and orders the last slice of the same pizza you wanted, you're gonna be cool with that?

Depending on my mood, I probably would've said something to that bitch too.

*Note to self: If you see aoi tsuki on the street, push him around all you want, because there is absolutely NOTHING he will do about it* :P
 
back on topic....

there's no way I'd get off my ass to save that dumb ass on the phone. Not saying he deserved the beating, but I wouldn't risk my ass to save such a tosser.

OTOH, if it was a hot chick, or some decent person, the results might've been different.
 
It's interesting that most of the guys in the background were bretty big boys, and still didn't do shit, they didn't want to be on teh receiving end of one of his right hooks.
None of you gaffers would have done shit either, who'ya foolin'?
 
ghostface said:
Thing is, she got in his face AFTER he said something. The guy didn't know he would get his teeth bashed in.

If you're waiting for a bus, and the bus is packed with only enough room for the amount of people already waiting, you're gonna let someone just cut in and make you wait for the next bus? What if you're in a pizza parlor like this case, and you've patiently waited 10 minutes in line, and a stupid bitch walks in ahead of you and orders the last slice of the same pizza you wanted, you're gonna be cool with that?

Depending on my mood, I probably would've said something to that bitch too.

*Note to self: If you see aoi tsuki on the street, push him around all you want, because there is absolutely NOTHING he will do about it* :P
i had this happen at Wendy's one time when some girl walked up who obviously knew the cashier. She started talking to the cashier like i wasn't even there. i looked directly at the cashier and placed myself between them with my back to the girl that cut. She started talking shit and said something about i was wrong, but i didn't care. i didn't even acknowledge her presence. Luckily, there wasn't a big black guy to kick my teeth in. Cutting in front of me specifically is personal, so i handle it directly. i was pissed that i had to go to Wendy's to begin with because their service was shit. i've seen people walk up to the front and talk to friends all the time, and i can't recall anyone calling them on it.

But if i'm in a line with three people ahead of me and someone cuts to the front of the line, i usually hold off. One of the other three people will say something -- i don't have to. If the cashier takes the cutter's order ahead of the others, i'll say something to the cashier and/or management, or if it's a place i've been having problems with (like the Wendy's above), i'll write the corporate office. In a case like this, telling the person who cut that you were here first is a waste of time. They'll cut again. Talking to someone higher, again when the cashier decides to take the order, will get better results.

*Note to self: Stop wearing t-shirt that says "hi, i'm aoi tsuki. knock me over like a magazine rack* :P
 
Dud was talking shit, and got his come-uppings. This has been going on since the dawn of mankind. If someone got in my girl's face i'd push his nose in as well.

If another man gets in my girfriend's face, and square up like he's feeling froggy, i'll beat the living shit out of him. My lady isn't an unruly bitch like the one in the video, but much to his dismay, the punching bag in the video never heard of the saying "birds of a feather".
I'm far from a violent guy, but messin' with the lady is a no-no

Well, I'm glad I'm hiding behind the internet when I call you a moron, so you can't irrationally counter words with violence.

Getting on the cell phone to be a smartass isn't the best move. His comments at the end tell me he didn't learn anything

that was hilarious. It’s funny to see some dude getting wailed on for making a smug, smart-ass remark without thinking. He wouldn't have said that had the boyfriend been there from the beginning. What goes around comes around.

Didn't notice that. Dude seriously had that coming You shouldn't don't talk to people that way, even if they are in the wrong.

I think the kid got was coming to him

This makes me weep for society.
 
Now if that big black dude was beating up Olimario...THAT would be something to watch!

Though I'll admit, if I were in the same room as Olimario, getting his ass whooped, I'd be inclined to do something rather than standing around just watching. I'd prolly sell popcorn to the rest of the bystanders. Have some fun AND make some pocket-change, y'know?
 
Sukahii16 said:
One reason why those people didn't act is the same reason why people failed to act duried the Kitty Genovese incident. The more people you have witnessing an event, the more unlikely people will act because they feel that the responsibility is diffused. Had there only been one or two people witnesses there, they would have been more likely to act. They're not necessarily monsters or jerks. We're all susceptible to this phenomenon.

I think the Kitty Genovese incident is a bit different...the bystander effect here was influenced quite a bit by a GIANT BLACK MAN. If that was a small man, then you could say bystander effect, but there is a pretty large cofounding variable in this situation.

A three hundred pound man beating the crap out of somebody right in front of me would freak me the hell out. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. I'd like to say that I would try to help out, but that dude is HUGE. I might at least say something to him, but if he got up in my face, I'd run quickly.

He does take a hell of a long time to throw a punch, though, so there is a window for taking him down...but I wouldn't have the balls (or strength if I did have the balls) to try to exploit that window.
 
Lil' Dice said:
It's interesting that most of the guys in the background were bretty big boys, and still didn't do shit, they didn't want to be on teh receiving end of one of his right hooks.
None of you gaffers would have done shit either, who'ya foolin'?
Daz coz we nawt hood like you, man! Dat brotha was one mean motherfucka, ain't nuthin' da white dude wz'gonna do, naw mean? Shit, muthafucka'z prancin' 'round like a sissy, waitin' in lahn, talking dat shit on his phone, tryin' to get all up in her grill, deserved to get hiz.
 
BobbyRobby said:
Well, I'm glad I'm hiding behind the internet when I call you a moron, so you can't irrationally counter words with violence.
This makes me weep for society.

That's too bad for you, i hope you don't cry yourself to sleep.
 
BobbyRobby no one is agreeing with the assbeating. what they (and i commented on also) were saying is that 99/100 times that situation would not have ended that way. He would have called his GF, said someone is cutting in line, had words with the lady, and that would be it. but guess what? this was that 1%. the point is to be COMPLETELY SAFE AND AVOID AN ASSBEATING, keep your mouth shut and dont act like a smart ass. who in the fuck calls their GF to say "Oh, im gonna be a little LATE..."?! it's just ridiculous from both sides. let the associates that work at the pizza parlor do their job and say "you'll have to get in line ma'am" and just mind your own business. that is my thought on the manner
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
BobbyRobby no one is agreeing with the assbeating.

I didn't believe this. I don't believe you would have done the same thing as the villian in the scenario. I wept for society because it has come to a point where we have to be afraid of getting physically injured for speaking, and that some of us believe, "that's simply the way it is", and that we are supposed to live with it..

To your credit, I believe its very practical to think this way. I don't believe you're guilty of anything. I was just being very sensitive to the problem.
 
olimario said:
I would have taken him down, no problem.


:lol <== Not with you.

PLEASE. What are we, 9 year old girl cousins of yours to impress?


Anyway, the guy's behind bars. The woman is sucking up to every network trying to look respectable but ends up looking like an idiot with her foot in her mouth, and she's facing charges.

Fact is, this happens every few minutes somewhere around the world, sometimes to a much greater scale, and every motherfucker who hits first without warning goes unpunished. This is one of the few times where we can revel in the fact that the COUPLE got what was coming to them, NOT the guy who got beat up. It's beautiful.
 
If someone is drowning in a pool, will you take the plunge to save him, or try to find a floating device when you don't have a clue if there is any?
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
who in the fuck calls their GF to say "Oh, im gonna be a little LATE..."?! it's just ridiculous from both sides. let the associates that work at the pizza parlor do their job and say "you'll have to get in line ma'am" and just mind your own business. that is my thought on the manner

thank you! it doesn't matter what color the people were... in fact I am sad that it was a black guy and a white guy.... which was exactly what we needed to cap off another wonderful "Black History Month"
 
All of this talk about the white guy really creating this issue by getting in the girl's face seems to skip the biggest point... the girl created the issue by attempting to jump the line.

Thanks Mark Jones and girlfriend... for setting us back... AGAIN.

KiNeSiS said:
Well your not from the US so some slang is lost in transition.
It's forign to you.
You dare disgrace my post by describing them as painful.
If reading my shit feels like shitting out a cactus then stop reading it.
Fucking swedish masochists!!

Oh please Kinesis not from the US so some slang is lost in the translation?

Oli is bad for his stuff... you're pitiful on a different level.

Ever since the recent rap thread you've decided to now be gutter in every thread?

So phony....
 
Psychologically speaking, there's very little time to do something in a situation that causes others to feel fear or panic. You realistically would have had about a minute to jump in and at the same time grab someone to help you, literally grab them and draw attention to them as well in the crowd. The guy had to say something to the girl who was spewing spit and poking him in the face, especially since her boyfriend wasn't also right there. It's that sort of "face calculus" that goes on all the time in human groups. He couldn't be judged a coward if the towering hulk was standing there threatning him as well, and that's why you see him bringing the situation down several notches and speaking into the phone, turning his face away, etc. when he enters the situation.

Unfortunately, no one is prepared or trained to do anything about it once the beating commences. And by trained, I don't mean some Bruce Lee shit. Nothing could have been done to restrain him unless 3 or 4 of those guys were made to feel as though they should do something or were trained to react. Psychologically trained. Otherwise the "bystander" effect really does kick in. It's sick to see, but we're all liable to give in to it.

I can't believe some of the excuses for his behavior made earlier in the thread and then derailed by Oli's behavior. Animal instincts, etc. of course those exist. But as a society we've agreed to try to hem those in and cull those from our midst who would drag behavior down to that level all the time. Are we supposed to believe that this was some sort of isolated behavior by the idiot? Or should we perhaps believe that given his gf's behavior and past criminal record that this is business as usual? I think the latter and that's the issue, not that he's "black". If there are dark instincts at bay in all of us, they should have been unleashed on the both of them right then.
 
I'm not one for discrimination, but I'd be voting for Olimario to be banned from this forum. Why? Well, he's a madly religious racist voyeur. I think it should be enough.
 
Foreign Jackass said:
I'm not one for discrimination, but I'd be voting for Olimario to be banned from this forum. Why? Well, he's a madly religious racist voyeur. I think it should be enough.

And a shallow human being with obnoxious twat tendencies.
 
WTF is wrong with you fuckers? "He had it coming?" The hell?


Also, Mafalda rocks, best comic strip EVAR. You have to read it in spanish though, I'm sure a lot of stuff is lost in the translation.
 
Jotaro said:
If someone is drowning in a pool, will you take the plunge to save him, or try to find a floating device when you don't have a clue if there is any?
i'd wager that the number of people who can confidentally swim in a pool is much greater than the number of people who can confidentally take that guy down.

But then again, i can't swim, so i'd be looking for a pole or something anyways.
 
jett said:
Also, Mafalda rocks, best comic strip EVAR. You have to read it in spanish though, I'm sure a lot of stuff is lost in the translation.

Well I read some glimpses of the spanish replies. I'd say nothing that matters in french, and some in english. But I'd say these would be more Argentina-related jokes.

"Money is not all that matters in life; there's also cheques." -Manolito

Teacher: Class, why is it that you can change the order of the factors in a multiplication?
Manolito: Because the order of factors does not influences the product!
Teacher: See class? Manolito studied, he can when he wants to!
Manolito: No! No! It's vox populi!

And all the times he had to go see his father with his low marks in school. :lol


aoi tsuki said:
i'd wager that the number of people who can confidentally swim in a pool is much greater than the number of people who can confidentally take that guy down.

But then again, i can't swim, so i'd be looking for a pole or something anyways.

Well, what I meant was rather, if you do that, the person will be going with his instincts, so the person is going to jump on you, at the risk of drowning you. It's an analogy, people's safety, people's lifes prevail upon everything else, as insignificant the help they would give out may be.
 
There is no way in hell I would have gotten involved with that. That guy was waaay to big and out of control for a scrawny guy like me to do anything but get my ass beat. I would call 911 for the guy though. It is easy for the guy and anyone looking at the video to say, "I woulda done this" or "They shoulda jumped in and helped", but in reality 90% of the people would have done the exact same thing. That guy was totally out of control and was laying a beatdown that I haven't ever seen. I am not jumping in the middle of that. Hell no. Now if it were me and 6 of my homiez, I might have attempted to organize a resuce attempt. But that is the only way. 1 man was not going to stop that dude.
 
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