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[Mossybrew]

Sorry OP no, you are looking for a license to be an asshole and I dont think you will find much sympathy. Ive done my share of aggressive drunk shitposting and the mods here are VERY lenient.

 

[EverydayBeast]

“Since when is calling someone a cock sucker who is acting like a cock sucker an issue?”

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

Sorry OP no, you are looking for a license to be an asshole and I dont think you will find much sympathy. Ive done my share of aggressive drunk shitposting and the mods here are VERY lenient.

Um no, calling someone an asshole is very different from being an asshole.

 

[IDKFA]

Um no, calling someone an asshole is very different from being an asshole.

And how do you define somebody being an asshole? Somebody who has a different opinion to your own? Somebody who is verbally insulting you?

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

And how do you define somebody being an asshole? Somebody who has a different opinion to your own? Somebody who is verbally insulting you?

No and no
It's not an insult if it's your behavior.

You people act like you never thought someone was acting like an asshole.

 

[Star-Lord]

You people act like you never thought someone was acting like an asshole.

If you’re saying someone is acting like an asshole, then you are, by extension of the paradigm, calling them an asshole.

 

[Ionian]

Cock sucker as an insult needs to be brought back though. It sounds so fierce and aggressive when said the right way.

They don't make them like they used to;

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

If you’re saying someone is acting like an asshole, then you are, by extension of the paradigm, calling them an asshole.

Everyone keeps asking for a definition or something. I can assure you, if you are minding your business and you think someone around you is acting like a asshole, most people around you think the same.
Side note not a single person actually tried to answer the question. They just act like they are above thinking someone is acting poorly.

 

[Ionian]

This is such a deep thread, the community is undoubtedly thankful that such a topic was so tactfully breached with both panache, eloquence and style.

Keep it up kiddo, one day a tag worthy of your wisdom may grace your profile.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Know the difference between a cocksucker and a cornbeef sandwich?

No.

Good come over tomorrow for lunch.

 

[Star-Lord]

I can assure you, if you are minding your business and you think someone around you is acting like a asshole, most people around you think the same.

That’s generally not how thinking works.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Since when is calling someone a cock sucker who is acting like a cock sucker an issue? Maybe if we were allowed to call assholes assholes we would have less people being assholes. Stop looking at the person calling someone an insult and maybe start looking at the actions of the person being called it.

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

That’s generally not how thinking works.

Again that makes no sense

 

[TGO]

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Probably the greatest speech of all time.

 

[Star-Lord]

Again that makes no sense

I think you need to look up basic psychology.

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

I think you need to look up basic psychology.

No you legit just don't make sense with your comments.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[Star-Lord]

No you legit just don't make sense with your comments.

Is it my fault if the uneducated open a book and eat the pages rather than reading them?

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

Is it my fault if the uneducated open a book and eat the pages rather than reading them?

Again no sense.
There is always the option to explain your comment instead of just being an asshole

 

[Star-Lord]

Again no sense.

Or am I making too much sense?

 

[Flash Junkins]

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Shut up.

 

[Kilau]

Probably the greatest speech of all time.

Defining speech of our times.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Defining speech of our times.

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way destroys that shit in every way possible.

 

[TGO]

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way destroys that shit in every way possible.

 

[Mr Hyde]

 

[Umbasaborne]

 

[jufonuk]

 

[KrakenIPA]

I just wanted to chime in here, only an asshole puts drinks on a pool table. Also I missed this scene in Hawkeye.

 

[Kilau]

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way destroys that shit in every way possible.

Lighten up Francis.

 

[Porcile]

The word cocksucker actually originates from the traditional French village custom of chasing decapitated chickens and sucking the blood out of their exposed neck artery while naked. Usually done as an attempt at impressing a village virgin. That's a fact. Le coq suceur as it is traditionally called.

 

[captainraincoat]

cocksucker is in the same page of aussie slang as cunt but in certain locations its probably best not to use the term as some people may take it that cocksucking is a bad thing
when it is perhaps one of the greatest gifts the ancient greeks have given us

Get that cock out of your mouth and Stop being a cunt Op

 

[AgatonSax]

Aha one of these freeform threads that would get shut down in a heartbeat elsewhere. This is the good stuff.

 

[chromhound]

Threads like this is why i love Neogaf lol

 

[VenomousCoffee]

Took until page 2 for someone to post a Deadwood clip? *sigh* How far we've fallen.

 

[Nikana]

I'm from Iowa.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

So like, was this an account suicide attempt or is he trying to make the Guiness world record for the most uses of "asshole," in a forum thread?

 

[RavenSan]

Is it just me or is there more account suicides lately? This feels like the 3rd or 4th one this week.

 

[T8SC]

Nice topic OP,

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Since when is calling someone a cock sucker who is acting like a cock sucker an issue? Maybe if we were allowed to call assholes assholes we would have less people being assholes. Stop looking at the person calling someone an insult and maybe start looking at the actions of the person being called it.

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

Le coq suceur as it is traditionally called.

Such a beautiful language

 

[Lanrutcon]

The rush for stupidest thread of 2021 has begun.

18 days left. Make em count.

 

[AJUMP23]

Is this where I call everyone "Green Rats"?

 

[DeafTourette]

No because that's dumb

I'll say this... Before the second great purge (as far as I know) of suicide account bans and bans of crazies (not going into it) there were a few I'd call A-Holes... Especially one I liked to call Quantum Feline. Know what I did? Blocked him! Gave me much needed peace of mind. I wasn't antagonized anymore so I was free to enjoy the site more.

Try blocking! You won't regret it!

 

[Putonahappyface]

Cock sucker as an insult needs to be brought back though. It sounds so fierce and aggressive when said the right way.

In some circles that may be misconstrued as flirting.

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[chromhound]

The word cocksucker actually originates from the traditional French village custom of chasing decapitated chickens and sucking the blood out of their exposed neck artery while naked. Usually done as an attempt at impressing a village virgin. That's a fact. Le coq suceur as it is traditionally called.