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nitewulf

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Teza said:
I'm not interested in GA 'politics'. I don't know who Serafitia is, and I don't really care.

That said, I applaud him/her for doing this. Let's face it, this board has been begging for it - overrun as it is by posters like Error Macro.
applaud who? for doing what? you make no sense. think about it.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
You know, before I actually clicked on any of those links I read the thread quickly. Well, glanced really...and by everyone's reactions I thought it was like a porno gone wrong and a girl got impaled by a decorative sword or something. My curiousity got the best of me and I still clicked. Man, I love my curiousity. And I love this forum. I'm SO not going to bed now.

I just turned on the fire, I'm making myself a few cups of coffee.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
nitewulf said:
applaud who? for doing what? you make no sense. think about it.

YOU think about it. Sera's a real hero. The rest of us can only hope to be so awesome, not that we would because we're overrun by posters like me who can't admit that posing as someone else on the internet is worthy of applause.

God I suck.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Man...the worst part about this is that this character is from Queens, Elmhurst no less. Pretty close to me. Before I thought it was this cute girl...now it's possibly a 300lb gorilla. :|
 
AlphaSnake said:
Man...the worst part about this is that this character is from Queens, Elmhurst no less. Pretty close to me. Before I thought it was this cute girl...now it's possibly a 300lb gorilla. :|

whoa duder, thats pretty close to me as well....and basically right where my cousin lives.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Don't worry, you'll probably see him coming.

princess1.jpg
 

Teza

Banned
Socreges said:
You ain't fit to comment, Teza.

Serafitia obviously wasn't being a woman for 'shits n' giggles'.
I never said that he/she was.

I said that his/her deception is amusing. To me. And, I hope, many others.
 

Socreges

Banned
Teza said:
I never said that he/she was.

I said that his/her deception is amusing. To me. And, I hope, many others.
Then I suppose I don't know what the hell:

"Taking advantage of a board like this.... It's funny. What's more, it's poignant."

...means.

Besides, you seem to have some vendetta here. Applauding him, "taking advantage", we've been "begging for it", etc. Meanwhile, we're getting a fucking kick out of this.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Fixed2BeBroken said:
whoa duder, thats pretty close to me as well....and basically right where my cousin lives.

I'm in Rego Park, but Elmhurst is a 2 minute walk for me. That and the "character" knows what I look like, heh. Assuming this fucking psycho is some perverted freak, I'm kinda' scared.
 
I propose we give him/her/it/animal the benefit of the doubt......i mean you never know =P

so lets wait till him/her/it/animal responds before passing judgement. there might be a bizarre and non logically fucked up reason/excuse.

peace
 

Teza

Banned
Socreges said:
Then I suppose I don't know what the hell:

"Taking advantage of a board like this.... It's funny. What's more, it's poignant."

...means.

Besides, you seem to have some vendetta here. Applauding her, "taking advantage", we've been "begging for it", etc. Meanwhile, we're getting a fucking kick out of this.
How can you not understand what I meant? Bizarre.

I don't have a vendetta. "Taking advantage of a board like this" means precisely that. This is, in the main, an internet gaming messageboard - one among many. I'm sure there are plenty of other gaming boards on the net which are equally obsessive when it comes to 'gurls'.
 

Rorschach

Member
AlphaSnake said:
I'm in Rego Park, but Elmhurst is a 2 minute walk for me. That and the "character" knows what I look like, heh. Assuming this fucking psycho is some perverted freak, I'm kinda' scared.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
Wait a minute... I'm confused. Sera is a guy now, or at least not who "she" claims to be?

poor KiNeSiS...
 

Socreges

Banned
Teza said:
How can you not understand what I meant? Bizarre.

I don't have a vendetta. "Taking advantage of a board like this" means precisely that. This is, in the main, an internet gaming messageboard - one among many. I'm sure there are plenty of other gaming boards on the net which are equally obsessive when it comes to 'gurls'.
Yes, bizarre! Craziness!

I don't think you understand the implications of "taking advantage of a board like this", but whatever.

I'll be up in a few hours. Hopefully some more enlightening figures have posted by then.
 

boutrosinit

Street Fighter IV World Champion
What the hell?

How do we know it is/isn't her? And who cares anyways? It's not like he/she is coming onto dudes here and arranging to meet them in parks at night.
 

Teza

Banned
Socreges said:
Yes, bizarre! Craziness!

I don't think you understand the implications of "taking advantage of a board like this", but whatever.

I'll be up in a few hours. Hopefully some more enlightening figures have posted by then.
Oh I don't?

The moment a 'gurl' who isn't entirely disfigured posts a pic here, half the board squirts.

Serafitia doesn't have to be pretending to be a woman for 'shit n giggles' to take advantage of that. Understand?

No, you probably don't.
 
Teza said:
Oh I don't?

The moment a 'gurl' who isn't entirely disfigured posts a pic here, half the board squirts.

Serafitia doesn't have to be pretending to be a woman for 'shit n giggles' to take advantage of that. Understand?

No, you probably don't.
Shut the fuck up. There's no way I'm letting this thread end up between you and Socreges arguing over what you meant.

This be a thread of entertainment, not semantics, matey.
 
AlphaSnake said:
I'm in Rego Park, but Elmhurst is a 2 minute walk for me. That and the "character" knows what I look like, heh. Assuming this fucking psycho is some perverted freak, I'm kinda' scared.

Raped.jpg
 

hobbitx

Member
Socreges said:
Wouldn't it be the funniest thing ever if he logged on #ga before seeing this thread?

:lol :lol Oh god, I feel like camping in the channel just to see that. "It" is probably reading this thread right now though and probably laughing and crying at the same time.

God has this been one funny, weird and fucked up night. One typical OA bash thread turns into some huge exposing. :lol
 
Socreges said:
Wouldn't it be the funniest thing ever if he logged on #ga before seeing this thread?
Since you mentioned it, I did a whois on her IRC username about 5 minutes ago..

<Mike_Works> Dujour has been idle 49mins 16secs (Today, since 03:36 AM)
<Mike_Works> Serafitia thread started: (Today, 02:43 AM)

So yeah, she was at her computer for at least an hour after this thread was started.
 

Dujour

Banned
AlphaSnake said:
Man...the worst part about this is that this character is from Queens, Elmhurst no less. Pretty close to me. Before I thought it was this cute girl...now it's possibly a 300lb gorilla. :|

I'm not that girl, but I am a woman. Bulldyke I am not, yet I can/would still kick your scrawny and sickly ass from bayside to queensbridge. That said...

I'm just sorry I just took this lie so far. I don't have to lie anymore and have nothing to lose, so here it is: I do have issues and I'm quite fucked in the head, but I'd much rather have you all hate me for what I've done and said rather than how I look, but I used a decoy just in case. In my mind, I'm "the terror of ages." So yeah, I'm a kook, but I'll admit. It was one hell of a ride. To the many that hated me and the few that befriended me, I salute you all.

Farewell.
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
We HAVE to get an explanation. The girl on the cam has a livejournal account if anyone wants to settle this themselves. I'm still flabbergasted.

edit: :(
 

jonhuz

Member
Serafitia said:
I'm not that girl, but I am a woman. Bulldyke I am not, yet I can/would still kick your scrawny and sickly ass from bayside to queensbridge. That said...

I'm just sorry I just took this lie so far. I don't have to lie anymore and have nothing to lose, so here it is: I do have issues and I'm quite fucked in the head, but I'd much rather have you all hate me for what I've done and said rather than how I look, but I used a decoy just in case. In my mind, I'm "the terror of ages." So yeah, I'm a kook, but I'll admit. It was one hell of a ride. To the many that hated me and the few that befriended me, I salute you all.

Farewell.

ownage.
'the terror of underpants' sounds more likely.
 
See this is why internet anonymity is a good idea, don't see the big deal myself o well gives opa some ammo to use. Learn from your mistakes and all that. Anyway this doesn't concern me so I've off to molest a weasel
 
Serafitia said:
I'm not that girl, but I am a woman. Bulldyke I am not, yet I can/would still kick your scrawny and sickly ass from bayside to queensbridge. That said...

I'm just sorry I just took this lie so far. I don't have to lie anymore and have nothing to lose, so here it is: I do have issues and I'm quite fucked in the head, but I'd much rather have you all hate me for what I've done and said rather than how I look, but I used a decoy just in case. In my mind, I'm "the terror of ages." So yeah, I'm a kook, but I'll admit. It was one hell of a ride. To the many that hated me and the few that befriended me, I salute you all.

Farewell.

<Saphirix> "But I'm still a woman!"
<Saphirix> waaaaah
<Saphirix> Milk can come out of my nip nips!
<Saphirix> waaaaah
 
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