And as she was buying her 100lbs of steak and lobster, an elderly black man walked up and said "I fought in twelve wars and defended my country's freedom and you are a shame to your race. You can't attack me, a real person, by saying I'm racist, either, because I'm black. Martin Luther King was a Republican."
At this the large woman pushed the old man down. (He shouted about how black-on-black crime was the real issue as this happened) It looked like a race riot was about to happen when a liberal atheist Marxist college professor named Dr. Jewenstein showed up and began to blame George W. Bush for this, and that it was proof that God wasn't real.
Luckily, a bear decorated in full Marine uniform came up and punched the professor in the face.
"God was busy protecting our police officers in Ferguson, so he sent me," he growled in beartongue.
And that bear's name? Albert Einstein.