"Old men yelling at clouds" - The Thread
She was by far and away the most influential singular person this year when it comes to pop culture. She was on every magazine cover all year, influenced the viewership of fucking football games just by showing up, will have a SIGNIFICANT hand in US elections next year, and she did it all with a smile and none of the usual star-studded bullshit. She is the most famous person on earth and sold out stadiums across the planet. In a shit filled year with war, genocide, terrorist attacks, prejudice, political extremism, and as ever the always slow decline of civilization lets just have a light hearted moment for once and put a fucking pop star on the cover. And I say all this as someone who doesn't even like her or her overhyped as hell "music".
She doesn't have one TENTH the skill and showmanship of true female legends in music, but we will survive a bit of fluff for Time "person of the year" this time around I promise lol