FunkMiller
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I would say the best tip would be to have a ghetto blaster with America: Fuck Yeah playing at full volume as you board the plane. Also, try to be wearing clothes entirely constructed of American flags. Insist upon a seat that is also covered in American flags. When they bring you your dinner, throw it at the stewardess unless it's a burger covered in a pound of sugar.
At this stage, no one will dare challenge your levels of American freedom and patriotism, and you'll be able to hold the gun throughout the entire flight, whispering the second amendment over and over to yourself, while the cabin crew all stand over you, taking turns to gently fondle the barrel.
At this stage, no one will dare challenge your levels of American freedom and patriotism, and you'll be able to hold the gun throughout the entire flight, whispering the second amendment over and over to yourself, while the cabin crew all stand over you, taking turns to gently fondle the barrel.
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