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[Spyxos]

Atlas Shepherd (Jennifer Lopez), a brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence, joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past. But when plans go awry, her only hope of saving the future of humanity from AI is to trust it. Atlas is only on Netflix, May 24.

Jennifer Lopez's new Netflix sci-fi movie Atlas was loosely inspired by Titanfall.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Looks like an ok weeknight movie to casually watch with my wife.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Crap actress.

 

[AJUMP23]

Mech will need to accommodate for booty.

 

[Punished Miku]

Looks pretty good honestly. And I'm no J-Lo fan, but she's definitely aging well.

 

[mansoor1980]

JLO?

im in..................

 

[jason10mm]

Wait, is this ACTUALLY a titanfall movie or just "incredibly similar design aesthetic"? My kid LOVED playing Titanfall2 with me so he will be down for this, something about an AI you can pop out like a battery really resonated with him.

This looks like hot trash, to be honest. JLo is HORRIBLY miscast. But the combat looks decentish but I expect it will have little weight. But hey, "barely good enough" is Netflix's motto, right?

And she's TOTALLY gonna fuck that robot....right?

 

[SJRB]

It is wild to me that of all the actresses in the world they got J.Lo for this.

 

[Spyxos]

Wait, is this ACTUALLY a titanfall movie or just "incredibly similar design aesthetic"? My kid LOVED playing Titanfall2 with me so he will be down for this, something about an AI you can pop out like a battery really resonated with him.

This looks like hot trash, to be honest. JLo is HORRIBLY miscast. But the combat looks decentish but I expect it will have little weight. But hey, "barely good enough" is Netflix's motto, right?

And she's TOTALLY gonna fuck that robot....right?

Jennifer Lopez's new Netflix sci-fi movie Atlas was loosely inspired by Titanfall.

 

[AJUMP23]

It is wild to me that of all the actresses in the world they got J.Lo for this.

She is 50 something. Should have gotten someone like Sweeney or Hailee Steinfeld.

 

[willothedog]

It is wild to me that of all the actresses in the world they got J.Lo for this.

It is produced by her production company and has a multi project deal with Netflix.

 

[belmarduk]

I just hate Jennifer Lopez.
Its funny to me that nobody wanted to release her new movie about her relationship with Ben Affleck, so she had to fund it herself and it flopped.
Also nobody bought her new album.

And she's a mean-spirited bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous.

 

[violence]

If it gets Titanfall 3 made then it served its purpose.

 

[FunkMiller]

Certainly feels like an AI generated script from that trailer. Taking things from multiple different movies/games and shovelling it into an acceptably bland package.

 

[Days like these...]

That mech looks like Humpty Dumpty. If there are no booty shots of jlo there is no reason to watch this.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Crap actress.

That body though.

 

[DGrayson]

Crap actress.

Craptress?

 

[violence]

That mech looks like Humpty Dumpty. If there are no booty shots of jlo there is no reason to watch this.

Evangelion plug suit?

 

[Zarak]

My god that looks beyond terrible, near parody level.

 

[Hrk69]

Upper shite

 

[LordCBH]

What a waste of the ip…..

Edit: ok so not Titanfall, but “we have Titanfall at home.”

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Que asco

 

[Spyxos]

Que asco

That J. Lo ?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

That J. Lo ?

yeap

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

Atlas Shepherd (Jennifer Lopez), a brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence, joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past. But when plans go awry, her only hope of saving the future of humanity from AI is to trust it. Atlas is only on Netflix, May 24.

"Jennifer Lopez" cast as a "brilliant" analyst... even in the sci-fi genre, I can only suspend my disbelief so far.

 

[mitch1971]

Craptress?

 

[Days like these...]

Que asco

What is going on?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

What is going on?

Jennifer Lopez spits a piece of gum into her assistant's hand

 

[Putonahappyface]

What is going on?

Scratch and Sniff.

 

[Revolutionary]

Titanfall movie

starring J Lo

 

[Days like these...]

Jennifer Lopez spits a piece of gum into her assistant's hand

She couldn't spit it into a trash can or put it in a paper napkin herself?

 

[Putonahappyface]

I think a nonbinary Bella Ramsey would have suited the role much better than Miss taco flavoured kisses.

 

[GymWolf]

Crap actress.

Who the fuck watch movies with jennifer lopez for her acting?

 

[GymWolf]

I think a nonbinary Bella Ramsey would have suited the role much better than Miss taco flavoured kisses.

Calling her bella was one hell of a joke.

 

[Romulus]

The CGI looks awful.

 

[rm082e]

This reminds me of Stealth.

 

[Fbh]

From the writer whose most famous work is some 5.1 Imdb rated Roku original TV show that Disney wanted to cancel before even airing even though they had already completed it.
And the director of a bunch of terrible Dwayne Johnson movies.

I'm sure it's going to be amazing lol

Certainly feels like an AI generated script from that trailer. Taking things from multiple different movies/games and shovelling it into an acceptably bland package.

At this point even AI could probably come up with better scripts than the average Netflix movie

 

[Jenov]

I think a nonbinary Bella Ramsey would have suited the role much better than Miss taco flavoured kisses.

She looks like a Hitler youth. Was that the goal??

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Karl Urban would have been perfect.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler: post credits spoiler

 

[newtypepilot]

"loosely inspired by titanfall" aka "we don't have to pay EA any royalties"

wasn't jlo or her ghost songwriters well known plagiarizers?

 

[Sonik]

Netflix single-handedly has made me hate scifi, I used to be a huge fan of the genre and now I just expect disappointment. I'm 99% sure this will be generic shit, the fact that some Hollywood moron thought Jennifer Lopez is a good pick for a scifi protagonist tells me that that their other choices for the movie are going to be utterly retarded too

 

[digital_ghost]

She's getting old isn't she? Should be called TitsFall

 

[INC]

Crap actress.

The Cell is still legit

 

[jufonuk]

Can’t be anyworse than rebel moon

 

[jufonuk]

I think a nonbinary Bella Ramsey would have suited the role much better than Miss taco flavoured kisses.

 

[Ownage]

Looks like an ok weeknight movie to casually watch with my wife.

I read your post as saying "Looks like an ok weednight movie to casually watch with my wife." Also applies, and may be more accurate.

 

[Halo is Back]

Terrible Dialogue and horrible acting = a nope from me.

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Heart_Attack]

Who the fuck likes J-Lo?