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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez file for divorce.
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SlimySnake
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Ben shouldve never left Jennifer Garner. She's a real woman.
Lopez was always a bimbo.
But Ben himself is a prick who didnt realize how good he had it and chases these toxic bitches so he has no one but himself to blame. All these men think they are miserable becuase they are in unhappy marriages but then they get divorced, fuck around or remarry and are still miserable. Maybe realize that every man is miserable in every marriage but people stick it out because the grass is almost never greener on the other side. divorce rate for second marriages is much higher.
Lopez was always a bimbo.
But Ben himself is a prick who didnt realize how good he had it and chases these toxic bitches so he has no one but himself to blame. All these men think they are miserable becuase they are in unhappy marriages but then they get divorced, fuck around or remarry and are still miserable. Maybe realize that every man is miserable in every marriage but people stick it out because the grass is almost never greener on the other side. divorce rate for second marriages is much higher.
True, forgot about how he panicked when that ancestor show revealed he had some great great granddaddies that owned slaves.
Still, if he has any kind of good personality, a podcast can really warm folks to you. Not that we need that many more, maybe he can just go on Joe Rogan a few times and talk about DMT, UFOs, and bigfoot
ReBurn
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An album, movie and documentary? Most people just post it on their Instagram. Talk about attention seeking behavior. No wonder Ben is sick of putting up with her.Apparently they remarried, and she even made an album, a movie AND a documentary about being in love again.
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Hrk69
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This was their fourth marriage
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It wasn't really my goal to make it look better, I just wanted to make something cool
A long time ago I got mentioned in an article:
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NecrosaroIII
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My wife did some ancestry work on me for fun. Turns out my first ancestor to America owned a farm in Jamestown. Owned 9 slaves.True, forgot about how he panicked when that ancestor show revealed he had some great great granddaddies that owned slaves.
Still, if he has any kind of good personality, a podcast can really warm folks to you. Not that we need that many more, maybe he can just go on Joe Rogan a few times and talk about DMT, UFOs, and bigfoot
It fucking happens. No point being emo over some shit that happened 400 years ago.
I agree with you, but virtue signalling means you gotta be pure as the driven snow first. Those early days of the victim pyramid had the folks "at the top" doing all sorts of mental gymnastics to try to claw lower down and shift sights off themselves.
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I'm pretty content with life after having gotten a divorce
Little Mac
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FunkMiller
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I’m happy as fuck, thanks.
Partly because I didn’t fuck my chance to be Batman by hitching my wagon to Zack Snyder’s horseshittery.
Affleck has a terrible taste in women and scripts.
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Boozeroony
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Ana de Armas though...
BlackTron
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I thought the same reading this thread before scrolling to your post, but I had a completely different takeaway from it.
Ristifer
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Maybe he'll see the light now.
SlimySnake
Flashless at the Golden Globes
His babysitter was hot as fuck too.
Here she is wearing tom brady's super bowl rings on his private jet where both Ben and Tom likely took turns passing her around.
Aesius
Member
She's hot but I feel bad for the schmuck who ends up marrying her. Hopefully he doesn't Google her.His babysitter was hot as fuck too.
Here she is wearing tom brady's super bowl rings on his private jet where both Ben and Tom likely took turns passing her around.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Where's that video of him opening and closing the car door for her?
It say more than a thousand words.
It say more than a thousand words.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Yes, and he tried to gaslight her by saying she contributed to his alcoholism. Such a class act.
However it says something if despite being beautiful and having money you are on your fourth divorce. Although my guess is this is simply a result of Lopez total lack of any ability to self reflect.
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Have you seen Atlas?
Trilobit
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A coworker of mine once worked the blackjack tables as a dealer in Vegas.
He said Affleck left him a 20k chip as a tip when he was done but Lopez stepped in and switched it to a 100$ chip saying "They make enough as it is".
No fun allowed
That's rich coming from a woman with the net worth of $400 million.
ChuckeRearmed
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Well she reached that amount by selling bottles and buying stuff at discount
KrakenIPA
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She should try fishing in Alaska it pays better har!
chromhound
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Another ring
See, thats the kind of narcissistic shit Jen can EASILY sidestep by just making stuff up and respecting Ben. This dude needs to go on a 2 month backpacking trip and just clear his head.
SteadyEvo
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I think some people get married instead of dating for some reason. I'd hit it
Soltype
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j0hnnix
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I wouldn't mind if Jennifer Garner SNUCK into my room.
That dress is doing her no favors but DAMN she was banging back then.....seems like she has held up well today.
I think she and Ben actually lived near me at one point, woulda loved to chat them up a bit. Never watched much of Alias but I did like DD and of course totally dug Ben's viewaskew stuff. I don't know if he would have cared for reminiscing about Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallrats, and Jersey Girl (apparently Jen didn't care for Kevin) but I could have liked to hear his stories.
Tiago Rodrigues
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What...?
Ben Affleck cheated on Jen Garner with the nanny...after having 3 kids with her. And even after him being a piece of shit to her, and him getting a new bimbo girlfriend for like 5 days, she still kept putting up with his bullshit, even taking him to rehab, where pics like these were taken
Yes all this was after they divorced and he cheated. She still kept helping him.
Only for him in 2021 saying:
I'd say she was the one that had a lot to put up with. Being married with someone like this for almost 15 years can't be easy.
Sounds like he has his own issues to deal with. Addiction is a bitch.
I do agree with you, Jen Garner IS a real woman.
A bit off topic but i follow her on instagram and she should do more action stuff. I was watching this a few days ago...she still has it for action movies
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Pegasus Actual
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I thrive in grammar Nazi scenarios... if Hollywood hadn't burrowed into her politics, and well if she didn't shack up with Ben Affleck (easily one of my most hated Hollywood personalities of all time)....
Well anyway, lowkey her being 'no good' in that clip is hidden at around the 2:13 mark where she declares that in the early 2000s, mashing JJ Abrams nose into his brain, i.e. killing or at least permanently disabling him, would have been a bad thing when in reality it would give both Star Wars and Star Trek another chance. And I mean I mostly liked Lost but yeah it didn't have much of a plan and just kind of petered out oh hey wait just like Alias now that I think about it, man that show wasn't amazing or anything, I liked seeing Garner in a new outfit every week and it was perfectly serviceable but by the end it was just complete trash.
But hey there was always that post Super Bowl episode at least:
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I honestly don’t know why famous rich dudes even entertain the idea to remarry 55year olds. Leo is the only one who got the memo. Life is short. Enjoy the beautiful things in life.
Aesius
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If you’re rich and famous, there’s a lot of appeal to dating/marrying someone who is also rich and famous.
They have their own money and career and won’t be drawn to you solely for yours. It’s also a good career move because you expand your network and can go the “power couple” route. And then there’s the fact that while you are famous yourself, it would still be a thrill to get with someone who is also famous.
I would imagine most male celebrities run through hundreds of young women and models while they’re single. But eventually they want to settle down and most want a woman on their level.
ForAcademicPurposes
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These people are like monkeys. Won't let go of one branch until they can get a grip on the next.
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Thats a classic trait of a narcissist
Romulus
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Or a woman.
Hawking Radiation
Member
I honestly wonder what is the criteria for her to be married so many times. She allegedly has a collection of engagement rings in the millions.
What a great example to set for your kids. Ben is no better either having bedded his nanny.
It really is Hollyweird.
Madflavor
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Ben just seems like the kind of guy where he's his own worst enemy. He's got the wonderful combination of alcoholism and never growing the fuck up. He smashed some pretty good looking woman, including Jennifer Lopez who I guarantee was a freak in bed. Then he finally lands with a beautiful and proper lady called Jennifer Garner, and they had three kids together. What more could a guy ask for at that point? But he had to blow it up with his bullshit. He goes on to smash some super models here and there, somehow ends up with Ana de Armas, of course fucks that one up too, and then he ends up back with Jennifer Lopez.
Matt really needs to slap the shit out of him.
Matt really needs to slap the shit out of him.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Yes, so you just smash that ass
It’s not that complicated. I agree with
Madflavor
that Affleck has a talent of fucking up his life.
Giallo Corsa
Gold Member
How dare you, don't be fooled by the looks that she's got, she's still, she's still Jenny from the block
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