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[Chipopo]

Inspired by this thread

My stomach is a black hole after smoking; anything edible that passes my greedy glazed over stare is almost invariably becoming stored away fat within seconds.

A few years ago I was at a friends house. We came up from the basement to the kitchen and a huge pot lay simmering on the oven. We opened the lid to find pasta in a creamy white sauce with scallops, shrimp and caramelized onions. My friends mother is an extraordinary morrocan/french chef, and to have this wonderful wonderful feast before us....it was a couple shades away from a religious experience. Noone was in the house, and it wasn't unordinary for my friends mother to leave food for us.


A 1/2 hour later the mother, father, and a couple of their friends come over for dinner. It turns out me and my friend KO'd a meal meant for 6. And then some.

 

[Fusebox]

Pot actually acts as an appetite suppresant for me (bad speeling) until about midnight when I've stopped smoking and then I can eat a half-pack of fantales.

Sorry for the lame story.

 

[LakeEarth]

Entire medium pizza in the span of an hour?

 

[Manabanana]

Entire medium pizza in the span of an hour?

Weaksauce. I've done that without smoking.

 

[LakeEarth]

Hey, not all of us eat an entire chicken for breakfast.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Entire chickens for breakfast rock.

 

[kumanoki]

One time after smoking with a few people at my place, true story, my buddy Joe and I go grab munchies. I stop and get some gas at the convenience store across the street, and head to Krystals. We load up on gutbombs and head back to the convenience store for some snacks we forgot.
Once there, the staff would not let us leave and called the police on us, mistaking us for people that had stolen gas. The police came, sorted shit out, and we went on our merry way.
My burgers got cold, goddammit.

 

[Kave_Man]

I've seen a friend eat flower pedals before.

 

[kumanoki]

I've seen a friend eat flower pedals before.

Petals, even.

 

[Chipopo]

Out of sheer desperation, me and the same friend also noshed on raw onions once. God damn.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I've seen a friend eat flower pedals before.

Is this completely odd? Many types of flowers have edible petals. On that note, there's many edible plants that commonly grow in peoples' yards, besides the one that inspired this thread of course.

 

[Bobety]

One time i got home after getting ripped at a friends house and there was barely anything to eat in the kitchen, so i got a block of cheese, dipped it in salsa and ate the whole thing.

Also has anyone else ever eaten found that they LOVE certain foods while high even though they taste like shit while sober?

 

[Wellington]

I've never once gotten munchies after smoking, yet all my friends would pretty much eat the silverware if they could.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Entire medium pizza in the span of an hour?

Try an extra large in the span of half an hour.

And manabanana's a vegetarian.