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[Gek54]

I heard that Bill Brasky once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

 

[dkeane]

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

 

[pnjtony]

"He has dandruff the size of mice!"

 

[Matlock]

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

[FiRez]

Vin diesel owns Bill Brasky

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

 

[Takuan]

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

That was really good, but the audience didn't even catch it. Half-wits.

 

[mattiewheels]

That was really good, but the audience didn't even catch it. Half-wits.

they sure got cowbell.

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

I heard that Bill Brasky once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

It was a Llama.

 

[CajoleJuice]

"Bill Brasky's foreskin is used at Yankee Stadium as a tarp when it rains!"

 

[Ellrick]

John Goodman is the best SNL host ever.

'Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

"They found $60 in change in his stomach."

god these are great.

http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/000301.html

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"He date raped David Bowie."

 

[lilraylewis]

”The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!”

”He gave a hand job to a mannaray!”

”Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that.”

”Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!”