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[Days like these...]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

 

[DKehoe]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

Weirdly enough I posted this video on here just recently

 

[EviLore]

Now, do you know what a MILF is?

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Days like these...]

Now, do you know what a MILF is?

I've never met a milf that drinks monster the ones Ive encountered are partial to wine or tequila

 

[SteadyEvo]

He could’ve just meant how unhealthy it is… People drinking these must be immune to caffeine. Way too potent for me. I’ll have tea ️

 

[Days like these...]

Weirdly enough I posted this video on here just recently

I mean shes not wrong but I still don't care.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Monster Energy is the official drink of femboys, not Satan.

 

[01011001]

Monster Energy is the official drink of femboys, not Satan.

need a monster drink to hide that monster cock after all

 

[Rentahamster]

I have a Monster in each of my private rooms!

 

[chromhound]

If that's Satan, I'll drink some every day

 

[BlackTron]

If that's Satan, I'll drink some every day

Spoiler alert, it is

 

[AlteredForms]

Checkmate Christians

If you wanted to checkmate the Christians then all you had to do was bring attention to the mess that is their Holy Bible which changes every week.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Try some Sonic GFUEL instead.

 

[PSYGN]

Try some Sonic GFUEL instead.

The can design alone is pretty cool

 

[ReBurn]

The only energy drink I've had is coffee. Is monster any good?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

The only energy drink I've had is coffee. Is monster any good?

No. Tastes like fucking redbull mixed with cloves and something else, I can't quite put my finger on...

 

[Days like these...]

I prefer watermelon redbull not sure what posessed me to get a monster

 

[ParaSeoul]

Satan's drink or not,you probably shouldn't be drinking energy drinks

 

[OZ9000]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

It's worse.

It's Satan's piss.

 

[kurisu_1974]

He could’ve just meant how unhealthy it is… People drinking these must be immune to caffeine. Way too potent for me. I’ll have tea ️

I don't think there's even that much caffeine in Monster, less than a regular coffee.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Did you know that 'Monsieur' means 'Monster' in French?

 

[Longcat]

 

[k_trout]

nonsense, we all know its the juice of a fresh sqeezed adrenal glad

 

[GymWolf]

It's always fun to dunk on faitytales believers.

 

[funkygunther]

what kind of pious shithole do you live in?

 

[-Minsc-]

Satan says to hold on to that grudge and hate. God says to let go of your selfishness and love your neighbour. Does Satan and God really have no effect on your life?

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Satan says to hold on to that grudge and hate. God says to let go of your selfishness and love your neighbour. Does Satan and God really have no effect on your life?

If you want to follow a path of harmony I say that’s great, and what’s even better is you don’t need any deity’s permission or direction to be a good person. Likewise choosing to be selfish is your own decision, and you’re responsible for your own decisions not god or satan. Doesn’t that make more sense than some kind of cosmic spiritual contest for your soul?

 

[Days like these...]

Satan says to hold on to that grudge and hate. God says to let go of your selfishness and love your neighbour. Does Satan and God really have no effect on your life?

I dont hate anyone and being the most humble person I know I would never proclaim that God doesn't exist that would be awfully arrogant and presumptious of me but what I can say is that I don't care.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

It might as well be. I wouldn't touch those things at any cost. Just get you a five hour energy.

 

[RoboFu]

It was probably some super lonely guy just trying to make a joke.

Yet you replied with a smart ass remark to prove some inane point.

Might as well dye your hair and protest how racism is actually racist.

 

[IDKFA]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

Lol. Sure. Did you also tip your fedora to him?

This would be a contender for the DHOTYA.

 

[Days like these...]

It was probably some super lonely guy just trying to make a joke.

Yet you replied with a smart ass remark to prove some inane point.

Might as well dye your hair and protest how racism is actually racist.

I was minding my business till he opened his mouth. That's a take, sure.

 

[Spaceman292]

Damn bro did you tip your fedora and did everyone start clapping?

 

[Days like these...]

Akshually, no I wasn't wearing it.

 

[Wildebeest]

You are on his list of bad people now. When the rapture happens, he won't lift a finger to make sure you are not left behind.

 

[OZ9000]

I was minding my business till he opened his mouth. That's a take, sure.

You seriously cannot be this stupid can you?

Monster is a shit drink and is detrimental to your health. Ergo, it's "Satan's drink".

 

[nightmare-slain]

I wouldn't mind satan's juices going down my throat.

 

[Days like these...]

I guess we've reached the point in the thread where I'm the bad guy?

 

[Days like these...]

You seriously cannot be this stupid can you?

Monster is a shit drink and is detrimental to your health. Ergo, it's "Satan's drink".

Weirdly enough I posted this video on here just recently

Did you miss this post with a woman literally claiming it's Satan's drink and not because it's bad for you?

 

[OZ9000]

Did you miss this post with a woman literally claiming it's Satan's drink and not because it's bad for you?

Yes. I simply assumed it was due to energy drinks being linked to all manner of ill health outcomes.

Just saw it now - funny stuff. Of course she was going to be American.

 

[Spaceman292]

You seriously cannot be this stupid can you?

Monster is a shit drink and is detrimental to your health. Ergo, it's "Satan's drink".

This guy has made several threads like this before. He's not stupid, just autistic and stupid.

 

[Days like these...]

This guy has made several threads like this before. He's not stupid, just autistic and stupid.

I'm autistic and stupid because Im not Christian and post these funny interactions with them? How Christian of you

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'm autistic and stupid because Im not Christian and post these funny interactions with them? How Christian of you

It's obviously a lie and you're getting teased for it. It's not much more complicated than that.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

This guy has made several threads like this before. He's not stupid, just autistic and stupid.

What do you think autism is, and is it connected to the idea of being stupid in your mind? Do you think it’s proper to use it as an insult?

 

[SirTerry-T]

Begone evil thoughts!

 

[Thaedolus]

Damn OP I hope you gave that guy some ointment after delivering such a sick burn.

 

[Days like these...]

Damn OP I hope you gave that guy some ointment after delivering such a sick burn.

LOL, he walked away as if he had forgot to pick up a few other things maybe a crucifix or rosary I don't know that they sell those at gas stations though.

 

[Artoris]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

I could have replied Satan's drink is blood, and I am feeling thirsty

 

[22:22:22]

What do you think autism is, and is it connected to the idea of being stupid in your mind? Do you think it’s proper to use it as an insult?

Don't bother.

It's an ignorant go to term for some people smh.