Weirdly enough I posted this video on here just recentlyI was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians
I've never met a milf that drinks monster the ones Ive encountered are partial to wine or tequila
If that's Satan, I'll drink some every day
Spoiler alert, it is
If you wanted to checkmate the Christians then all you had to do was bring attention to the mess that is their Holy Bible which changes every week.Checkmate Christians
Try some Sonic GFUEL instead.
It's worse.I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians
He could've just meant how unhealthy it is… People drinking these must be immune to caffeine. Way too potent for me. I'll have tea️
If you want to follow a path of harmony I say that's great, and what's even better is you don't need any deity's permission or direction to be a good person. Likewise choosing to be selfish is your own decision, and you're responsible for your own decisions not god or satan. Doesn't that make more sense than some kind of cosmic spiritual contest for your soul?
I dont hate anyone and being the most humble person I know I would never proclaim that God doesn't exist that would be awfully arrogant and presumptious of me but what I can say is that I don't care.
I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians
I was minding my business till he opened his mouth. That's a take, sure.
You seriously cannot be this stupid can you?
Yes. I simply assumed it was due to energy drinks being linked to all manner of ill health outcomes.
This guy has made several threads like this before. He's not stupid, just autistic and stupid.
I'm autistic and stupid because Im not Christian and post these funny interactions with them? How Christian of you
It's obviously a lie and you're getting teased for it. It's not much more complicated than that.I'm autistic and stupid because Im not Christian and post these funny interactions with them? How Christian of you
What do you think autism is, and is it connected to the idea of being stupid in your mind? Do you think it's proper to use it as an insult?
Begone evil thoughts!
LOL, he walked away as if he had forgot to pick up a few other things maybe a crucifix or rosary I don't know that they sell those at gas stations though.
I could have replied Satan's drink is blood, and I am feeling thirstyI was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians
