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What in the fucking what? Does this mean women can move their clits around?

Women can you move your clits around? If so why are you keeping this a secret? And if this isn't a secret, how have I never noticed?

What on Earth is happening?

Edit: title should say "trans men," can I get some mod assistance?

 

[CrankyJay™]

Trans you? Or trans men?

 

[T8SC]

Is this some sort of coming out reveal topic?

 

[Rest]

Trans you? Or trans men?

Well shit. Trans men.

This typo is not got to end well.

 

[ipukespiders]

This thread is useless without snacks.

 

[DeepEnigma]

You've never seen a woman kegel before?

It's cute, like a Bewitched nose.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Can't men flex their dicks when theyre hard? I'm sure I can flex my dick when it's hard. Currently it's not hard as I'm reading a thread about trans men and not the Butt thread.

 

[Kamina]

Much confuse

 

[Tesseract]

do your kegels, normies

 

[Night.Ninja]

Rod Power

So op when did you think happened, it doesn't just stop being able to work

 

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I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if you're talking trans men in the context of guys who identify as women, or trans men in the context of women who identify as men.

In either scenario there could be dick flexing? maybe, I don't know

It's all so complicated now. I feel so old.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Bladed Thesis]

 

[triplestation]

all kinds of substances in this world

so much phenomenon

 

[The Hamburglar]

Has ronnie ever explain himself over this

 

[haxan7]

It's not normal to be able to flex your dick?

 

[epicnemesis]

Wait. I have questions.
1. How did you come across this information? Like we're you watching trans porn or did you get really into the details with a trans dude?
2. What do you mean by flexing? Do you mean they have muscles in their dicks or just that they can flex around it affecting the blood flow and making it look flexed? (I always assumed the latter was a common ability, but I don't mind having a superpower)

 

[TheContact]

It's not normal to be able to flex your dick?

i'm not normal either i guess.

Wait. I have questions.

2. What do you mean by flexing? Do you mean they have muscles in their dicks or just that they can flex around it affecting the blood flow and making it look flexed? (I always assumed the latter was a common ability, but I don't mind having a superpower)

i'm guessing it's like being able to use your dick as metronome without your hands

 

[Virt McPolygon]

OP, find yourself a girl with a gorilla grip ASAP.

 

[Richard Packer]

It's not normal to be able to flex your dick?

You're just one big tease aren't you?

 

[bucyou]

the butt fucking brady bunch this is

 

[bitbydeath]

Congrats on the trans OP

 

[GeekyDad]

OP, find yourself a girl with a gorilla grip ASAP.

Not to be confused with Gorilla glue. DON'T glue your cock, man!

...unless you have a lawyer that can get you some fat compensation.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Ememee]

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Mods like flex the title yourself

 

[Rest]

Last I checked it's against the rules to post porn here. But you can look up Noah Way on Twitter.

 

[M1chl]

How did you learn tho

No shame question

 

[Rest]

How did you learn tho

No shame question

Stumbled on some trans porn on the old interwebz.

 

[Cravis]

 

[paparazzo]

trans me can flex their dicks

I can envision a future where it's PC to refer to one's own dick as their 'cause men bad, and why should they have ownership over their genitals.

/s (I hope)

 

[Rest]

I can envision a future where it's PC to refer to one's own dick as their 'cause men bad, and why should they have ownership over their genitals.

/s (I hope)

Huh?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

can I get some mod assistance?

I hope not.

What is a 'trans man' anyways? Is that a guy who chops off his dick? Or a woman who fabricates something resembling a dick?

 

[Torrent of Pork]

What, you guys don't do cock pushups?

 

[Catphish]

Trans you has multiple, flexible dicks?

 

[Peggies]

Good morning Trans yous! I hope you and your flexible penises have a nice day!

What in the fucking what? Does this mean women can move their clits around?

Women can you move your clits around?

It saddens me but unfortunately not.

 

[Soodanim]

I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if you're talking trans men in the context of guys who identify as women, or trans men in the context of women who identify as men.

In either scenario there could be dick flexing? maybe, I don't know

It's all so complicated now. I feel so old.

I hope not.

What is a 'trans man' anyways? Is that a guy who chops off his dick? Or a woman who fabricates something resembling a dick?

Trans man = woman who transititioned into a man
Not a born man, but a trans man. Named for the destination. I used to get confused, too.

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As for the flexing, AFAIK they try and repurpose and recycle the equipment as much as possible. Every human starts off male, so it makes sense that if they can build around the same bases there will be some level of control.

Not something I've ever thought about, but interesting trivia. Not sure it will come up in a pub quiz any time soon, though.

 

[paparazzo]

Huh?

Just ribbing on your typo with a (bad) joke on the progression of pronoun culture, the idea being that in the future men would refer to their own body as 'their' and not 'my' in order to be part of the in-group.

 

[Peggies]

Just ribbing on your typo with a (bad) joke on the progression of pronoun culture, the idea being that in the future men would refer to their own body as 'their' and not 'my' in order to be part of the in-group.

"ribbing" hihi

 

[NeoGiffer]

Edit: title should say "trans men," can I get some mod assistance?

Mods like......

Spoiler

 

[robert14rp]

What in the fucking what? Does this mean women can move their clits around?

And how often do you think about it?

 

[NahaNago]

Yeah... not touching this one

 

[GeekyDad]

Stumbled on some trans porn on the old interwebz.

Stumbled...?

 

[Anki]

 

[haxan7]

What, you guys don't do cock pushups?

Just 1 a week

 

[Dacon]

What in the fucking what? Does this mean women can move their clits around?

Women can you move your clits around? If so why are you keeping this a secret? And if this isn't a secret, how have I never noticed?

What on Earth is happening?

Edit: title should say "trans men," can I get some mod assistance?

You mean you can't?

Fucking pussy.

 

[Outlier]

I don't think most people understand that the clit is just an unformed penis.

 

[ramuh]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Women can you move your clits around? If so why are you keeping this a secret? And if this isn't a secret, how have I never noticed?

 

[epicnemesis]

I still need clarification on what flex action we are talking about here. I refuse to do the research myself. The only thing I can think of is something I always assumed was common wherein you flex the surrounding muscles and make your dick go like this: