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[Matlock]

:lol

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000266.html

 

[teepo]

tom cruise is the next michael jackson.

 

[Ninchilla]

Nah, Katie's not that much younger than him...

 

[teepo]

wait till he has kids.

 

[shpankey]

where is jump on couch button? he actually got on Jay Leno's couch the other night too. :lol

 

[temp]

where is jump on couch button? he actually got on Jay Leno's couch the other night too. :lol

Yeah, also "Punch into hand/clap," "Really big, open mouth grin," and "Punch ground."


Edit: L and R are open. And where's the "Deflect water" button?

 

[Ninchilla]

Tom doesn't have one of those.

 

[Ash Housewares]

self destruct covers pretty much every suggestion that's been made

 

[RiZ III]

How does believing in aliens make his religious beliefs more absurd than any other religious belief? So the guy is a bit happy and showing it off, big deal.

 

[Ash Housewares]

How does believing in aliens make his religious beliefs more absurd than any other religious belief? So the guy is a bit happy and showing it off, big deal.

yes, but you forgot one thing, FUCK TOM CRUISE

 

[Burger]

How does believing in aliens make his religious beliefs more absurd than any other religious belief? So the guy is a bit happy and showing it off, big deal.

Most famously, those who reach OT level III will learn about Xenu, the galactic tyrant who stacked hundreds of billions of his frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days. The traumatised thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual head lice that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Reportedly, the cost of reaching OT III approaches $360,000.

thats just not right. Not matter what you say about proving that and this, the above, in no way, no how is even remotely true.

 

[Ash Housewares]

it's deliberately confusing as hell, the more you know the more questions you have

 

[Shogmaster]

How does believing in aliens make his religious beliefs more absurd than any other religious belief? So the guy is a bit happy and showing it off, big deal.

Religious beliefs?!? Someone should tell IRS to collect several hundred million dollars worth of past due taxes from those SOBs. :lol

 

[Hyoushi]

Shog, MSNBC has fallen for the definition too, lol:

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