Tom Cruise says he can run 17mph.

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I used to chase after the ice cream truck when I was a kid and I know that fucker was going about 20 mph... fucking asshole.
 
Ecrofirt said:
Wrong. Chuck Norris can run 40 MPH. Chuck Norris is not human.
Ford Prefect said:
Chuck: "Wanna see me run to your parents' house, make your mother orgasm 3 times, beat up your dad, and run back?"

...

"Wanna see me do it again?"
Shinoobi said:
That's an illusion. He doesn't run. He forces the Earth to spin faster on an axis perpendicular to the direction he is facing.
bggrthnjsus said:
jack bauer can outrun time
I'm nearly fucking sick of exaggerated TV heroes. Especially when they suck my balls [Chuck Norris].

Come on, can't you guys just like Superman and Transformers like all the other kids?
 
TheQueen'sOwn said:
o.0
Clearly you've never run the 100m sprint... 17 mph isn't fast at all....

I mean, really, wtf @ this thread. If I could take a shit on this thread, I would.

:lol :lol

17mph is believable, 17 miles in an hour would be quite the feat.
 
TheQueen'sOwn said:
o.0
Clearly you've never run the 100m sprint... 17 mph isn't fast at all....

I mean, really, wtf @ this thread. If I could take a shit on this thread, I would.

too bad i was referencing 28mph.
 
Fresh Prince said:
How fast can Jack Bauer run, Jack Bauer lovers?


Fast enough to go from not moving, to taking someone gun, breaking his neck, killing 15 people who already have their weapons drawn, and pressing the switch to stop the bomb from going off. How fast is that?
 
MrToughPants said:
:lol :lol

17mph is believable, 17 miles in an hour would be quite the feat.


If you are running 17 miles per hour, wouldn't you travel 17 miles in an hour? Or are you saying that no one could run at that speed for an hour?
 
I could run around 15 mph way back in 9th grade...so I can definitely see this as being true with no problem. I wonder if I could do better now...my legs are longer...:lol
 
But did they ask about his kick ass bike skillz?

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Tom Cruise is a badass. I bet if for his next movie the producers were like "For this next role Tom, we need you to fly. Think you can fly?" He wouldn't even flinch look them dead in the eyes and say.

tom2.jpg

"You need me to fly? I WILL FUCKING FLY."

then he'd start laughing uncontrollably
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In the first movie the have a 10 minute scene where a helicopter is flying in a train tunnel. Then he jumps just as the 'copter explodes and the blast pushes him onto the train. I think debating angles in pointless when compared to that.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Tom Cruise is a badass. I bet if for his next movie the producers were like "For this next role Tom, we need you to fly. Think you can fly?" He wouldn't even flinch look them dead in the eyes and say.

http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/tomcruise/tom2.jpg
"You need me to fly? I WILL FUCKING FLY."

then he'd start laughing uncontrollably
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/vpage2004/t_vpreoscar_cruise.jpg

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"What do you want me to do?"

























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"I need you to....................................touch it"
 
The Shadow said:
Hrmm....you people haven't had rudimentary physics I take it. When you play pool and hit a ball, it doesn't move in a 45 degree direction from the point of impact.

If you really honestly think that's possible, even without having a real life example in front of you, I completely understand why the rest of the world thinks the US is filled with retards.

I mean seriously. Holy shit.

So retarded that I initiated a debate about physics in a Hollywood film? Or I make an analogy of an explosion resulting in the transfer of heat waves reverberating on a bridge affecting the path of travel of a man's shifting body weight to two pool balls coming in contact?

Look, the fact is that physics isn't just as simple as we'd all like to believe sometimes. I don't know how the force of such a blast would reverberate or all the factors that go into calculating how someone would be propelled but simply saying that because something is weird it must inherently be wrong is pretty retarded in and of itself.
 
Shinoobi said:
That's an illusion. He doesn't run. He forces the Earth to spin faster on an axis perpendicular to the direction he is facing.
hahaha this post didn't get the dap it deserves. hilarity. :lol


anyways, people knockin' this clearly have never run on a track before. The guy, like him or not, is in absolutely pristine physical shape (probably better shape than 99% of us here), and a 13.5 100 isn't really that fast. That, actually, wouldn't even qualify you for anything above the D heat on my old high school track team :lol
 
I saw a short, stalky, usually immobile friend of mine move at least that fast when somebody spilled a drink on his computer.
 
pinkatrophe said:
So retarded that I initiated a debate about physics in a Hollywood film? Or I make an analogy of an explosion resulting in the transfer of heat waves reverberating on a bridge affecting the path of travel of a man's shifting body weight to two pool balls coming in contact?

Look, the fact is that physics isn't just as simple as we'd all like to believe sometimes. I don't know how the force of such a blast would reverberate or all the factors that go into calculating how someone would be propelled but simply saying that because something is weird it must inherently be wrong is pretty retarded in and of itself.

1. You fail at physics *and* the English language. 2. Newtonian physics isn't complicated.

Also, all I said was that the scene didn't look right to me because someone would not fly perpendicular to a blast. Are you too busy choking on Tom's chunky jizz to comprehend that? I don't have to see someone flying from a real explosion to know that's not how it would happen, the same way I know what path a pool ball would go if I know which direction it'll get hit. It's really just that simple.
 
The Shadow said:
1. You fail at physics *and* the English language. 2. Newtonian physics isn't complicated.

Also, all I said was that the scene didn't look right to me because someone would not fly perpendicular to a blast. Are you too busy choking on Tom's chunky jizz to comprehend that? I don't have to see someone flying from a real explosion to know that's not how it would happen, the same way I know what path a pool ball would go if I know which direction it'll get hit. It's really just that simple.

Oh wait, I fail at the English language because one of my sentences is too long for you to read? Obviously your logic when it comes to how explosions "should" look is as refined at your logic in English.

You're the one making this personal. I couldn't give a shit about Tom Cruise or his personal career. But insinuating the fact that I don't agree with you or care enough about the issue to bring it up in the first place is because I'm some fanboy of his is just as retarded as your argument. You say that I make ridiculous allegations because I say that such a trajectory is possible without having seen it in real life but then you base your own argument off the same lack of a real-world example? Hypocritical much? Oh wait, your evidence is two balls coming in contact with one another, right? Because surely, all reactions in physics occur in that same manner. You're pathetic, man. :lol
 
Shinoobi said:
That's an illusion. He doesn't run. He forces the Earth to spin faster on an axis perpendicular to the direction he is facing.

What about running backwards?

Yes a human can run 17 MPH. Can Tom Cruise? Probably not. He's an attention whore, and will lie to you.

As for the whole physics thing - if you don't see something glaringly wrong about the way he reacts to that explosion, then you're a bad human being.

You don't need to see things in order for you to know what will happen. The greatest thing about the human brain is it's ability to recognize and utilize patterns. If you've never experienced a force acting on an object, and the object reacting to that force, then something is seriously wrong with you. You don't even need to know any formal physics - your brain does all of that automatically. You can throw a ball and aim it, can't you? You can obviously type. You are familiar with the most basic laws of physics.

Or do you just refute someone's argument because you can?
Honestly, who the fuck argues with physics?
 
pinkatrophe said:
You say that I make ridiculous allegations because I say that such a trajectory is possible without having seen it in real life but then you base your own argument off the same lack of a real-world example? Hypocritical much?

I *gave* a real world example. That's what the two pool balls was all about. You really do suck at English.

Oh wait, your evidence is two balls coming in contact with one another, right? Because surely, all reactions in physics occur in that same manner. You're pathetic, man. :lol

Actually yes. Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction. AFAIK, that hasn't changed in, oh...more than 300 years.

MrNibbles said:
As for the whole physics thing - if you don't see something glaringly wrong about the way he reacts to that explosion, then you're a bad human being.

You don't need to see things in order for you to know what will happen. The greatest thing about the human brain is it's ability to recognize and utilize patterns. If you've never experienced a force acting on an object, and the object reacting to that force, then something is seriously wrong with you. You don't even need to know any formal physics - your brain does all of that automatically. You can throw a ball and aim it, can't you? You can obviously type. You are familiar with the most basic laws of physics.

Or do you just refute someone's argument because you can?
Honestly, who the fuck argues with physics?

Jesus. I'm glad I'm not the only one with common fucking sense.
 
he better be able to run fast. in almost every movie he is in anymore, all u see him do is run. he runs so much in all these movies he should be the new Forest Gump.

RUN TOMMY... RUN!!!

i think his run is pretty fun/interesting to watch, in every movie he runs the same exact way. never changes it up
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Tom Cruise is a badass. I bet if for his next movie the producers were like "For this next role Tom, we need you to fly. Think you can fly?" He wouldn't even flinch look them dead in the eyes and say.

tom2.jpg

"You need me to fly? I WILL FUCKING FLY."

then he'd start laughing uncontrollably
t_vpreoscar_cruise.jpg


there was a rumor of him being Iron Man, whenever they would make that Marvel character a movie... so maybe one day we will see him fly
:lol :lol :lol
 
The Shadow said:
I *gave* a real world example. That's what the two pool balls was all about. You really do suck at English.

And you suck at reading a post in its entirety before formulating a single intelligent thought.

Actually yes. Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction. AFAIK, that hasn't changed in, oh...more than 300 years.

You're absolutely right. When I throw a paper airplane into the wind, it continues to fly straight regardless of the way the wind is blowing. And if I drop a ball on the corner of a table, it bounces back up at a 90 degree angle every time.

Oh, wait...

What happens in the film doesn't violate the equal and opposite reaction principle because, if it did, he would potentially get thrusted backwards for no obvious reason. This isn't an issue of whether it's an opposite reaction or not, but rather an issue of trajectory and other unknown factors that may influeunce it.

Am I saying that I can't understand how the physics in the film look odd to some people? No. And if I ever suggested that this is how someone would undoubtedly move in real life, then I apologize for not thinking it through enough before I hit 'submit'. My beef with you and your argument isn't that you find the explosion weird or odd, but rather that you can't even admit that the amount of factors that dictate the way something moves in space is grand. And when I state that comparing two pool balls to what occurs in an explosion where elements of wind, center of balance, etc isn't necessarily a sound comparison you resort to the vapid, unintelligent "You must just masturbate to Cruise cos you're a retard" response. You must have obviously been on the debate team. It's when childish comments like that get posted that I get intolerant as fuck, regardless of how sound or unsound your argument may be.
 
Pergaps none of you notice just how in shape Tom Cruise is. The man's job is to be in top condition. In M:I 1 the guy had massive pipes.
 
pinkatrophe: Are you suggesting that atmospheric effects produced enough force to accelerate a 150+ lb body to considerable airborne speed? This isn't a gnat we're talking about, and neither is it over a prolonged distance or time.

Mind you, this is not the explosion we're talking about. That vector is what throws him off his feet and away from the blast. What I'm talking about is the vector that makes him fly perpundicular to the blast and into a car.
 
Hitokage said:
pinkatrophe: Are you suggesting that atmospheric effects produced enough force to accelerate a 150+ lb body to considerable airborne speed? This isn't a gnat we're talking about, and neither is it over a prolonged distance or time.

Mind you, this is not the explosion we're talking about. That vector is what throws him off his feet and away from the blast. What I'm talking about is the vector that makes him fly perpundicular to the blast and into a car.


movie magic
wouldn't happen in reality

and the fact they way he hit that car. he broke the window but nothing on his body broke... hmmmm
 
Hitokage said:
pinkatrophe: Are you suggesting that atmospheric effects produced enough force to accelerate a 150+ lb body to considerable airborne speed? This isn't a gnat we're talking about, and neither is it over a prolonged distance or time.

Mind you, this is not the explosion we're talking about. That vector is what throws him off his feet and away from the blast. What I'm talking about is the vector that makes him fly perpundicular to the blast and into a car.

In all honesty, I have no idea. I haven't mentioned definites in this thread because I'm not in the position to know how a real life individual would act in a situation such as that. And maybe it's just my eyes, but his motion in the air didn't seem like a clear cut lateral motion, but rather a sharp diagonal one.

In all honesty, the way the physics operate were done in the film most likely had more to do with movie magic than with real life physics. I was only suggesting that, should this happen in real life, I wouldn't assume that someone would fly straight forward under any and all circumstances / situations.

And props for addressing the inaccuracies in a mature way, this is all I ask for when communicating. I'm a man and won't shy from admitting my own faults and that the trajectory of Cruise is probably inaccurate or over-exaggerated.
 
Hitokage said:
pinkatrophe: Are you suggesting that atmospheric effects produced enough force to accelerate a 150+ lb body to considerable speed? This isn't a gnat we're talking about, and neither is it over a prolonged distance or time.
He's saying that "heat waves" (heat radiation?) are pushing the body.
 
Hammy said:
He's saying that "heat waves" (heat radiation?) are pushing the body.

Yes, that's what I was suggesting may be a factor that would influence a body's trajectory since heat waves reverberate and don't follow one singular path. But like I conceded, it probably has more to do with wanting to create a desired effect than actually being rooted in real life physics.

Either way, I still love that scene. :)
 
pinkatrophe said:
And you suck at reading a post in its entirety before formulating a single intelligent thought.

You're one to talk. Allow me to illustrate...

You're absolutely right. When I throw a paper airplane into the wind, it continues to fly straight regardless of the way the wind is blowing. And if I drop a ball on the corner of a table, it bounces back up at a 90 degree angle every time.

Oh, wait...

What happens in the film doesn't violate the equal and opposite reaction principle because, if it did, he would potentially get thrusted backwards for no obvious reason. This isn't an issue of whether it's an opposite reaction or not, but rather an issue of trajectory and other unknown factors that may influeunce it.

When did I ever say that only *one* force is factored? Ever? I even explicitly explained how other factors are effectively null because they're weak relative to the main force behind it in another post.

There is a very good reason why I bolded *EVERY* just before reaction. I didn't bold *singular*. I said *EVERY*. The fact of the matter is, if he jumped to the side at the same time the van exploded *behind* him, the force of him jumping is going to look pretty small relative to the force of the explosion. I explained this already. Where you got this asinine idea that I'm only talking about one force is beyond me. I'm saying one is far more significant than the others.

This really doesn't help my impression of your english skills you know...


And if I ever suggested that this is how someone would undoubtedly move in real life, then I apologize for not thinking it through enough before I hit 'submit'.

pinkatrophe said:
...it looks wrong yet I'm sure it's probably how it would work in reality.

:(

My beef with you and your argument isn't that you find the explosion weird or odd, but rather that you can't even admit that the amount of factors that dictate the way something moves in space is grand.

There are a lot of factors that determine how something moves. Here specifically, I don't see how a strong gust of wind, his feet on the ground, or anything else, is going to nullify the explosion immediately behind him.

I'm pretty sure I said much the same thing, if not to you but to someone else.

Again...english confidence continuing to fade....

And when I state that comparing two pool balls to what occurs in an explosion where elements of wind, center of balance, etc isn't necessarily a sound comparison you resort to the vapid, unintelligent "You must just masturbate to Cruise cos you're a retard" response.

pinkatrophe said:
Besides, this scene is the only scene in a trailer that has ever made me say "HOLY SHIT" audibly. I think it'd look so much lamer if he just flew forward.

:( :( :(
 
The Shadow said:
When did I ever say that only *one* force is factored? Ever? I even explicitly explained how other factors are effectively null because they're weak relative to the main force behind it in another post.

There is a very good reason why I bolded *EVERY* just before reaction. I didn't bold *singular*. I said *EVERY*. The fact of the matter is, if he jumped to the side at the same time the van exploded *behind* him, the force of him jumping is going to look pretty small relative to the force of the explosion. I explained this already. Where you got this asinine idea that I'm only talking about one force is beyond me. I'm saying one is far more significant than the others.

This really doesn't help my impression of your english skills you know...

The Shadow said:
But the force of him pressing off his foot would be pretty small relative to the explosion. IE, if he jumped off his foot without an explosion behind him, he wouldn't slam in to the car so hard as to dent it like he does. It's like jumping at the last minute in an elevator shaft that's plunging to the bottom. It'll relieve some of the force of impact but the end result is so small as to not really matter at all.

Hmm. This is the only post where you explain other factors, and by 'factors', I actually mean the singular. You only take into account the force of the way the individual would be stepping or leaning. And once again, my paper plane argument still suggests how, even with a rear thrust, other elements may inadvertantly influence the path of travel.


What? Is it upsetting to know that I can actually concede to flaws in my argument? If only certain attributes were transferrable...

There are a lot of factors that determine how something moves. Here specifically, I don't see how a strong gust of wind, his feet on the ground, or anything else, is going to nullify the explosion immediately behind him.

I'm pretty sure I said much the same thing, if not to you but to someone else.

Again...english confidence continuing to fade....

Reading comprehension ftl. Once again, refer to the above post of yours that only refers to the force of jumping to one direction or another. And before you even begin to suggest that the force of a straight downward plunge in an elevator is the same as the impact of heat waves and air currents, please, stop.


I still stand by this. I'm sorry to break this blatant news to you: sometimes films contain things that look cool. If you'd rather have him fly forward and hit nothing, then that's cool. I guess the rest of us are more willing to accept a film's potential to be implausible.
 
pinkatrophe said:
Yes, that's what I was suggesting may be a factor that would influence a body's trajectory since heat waves reverberate and don't follow one singular path. But like I conceded, it probably has more to do with wanting to create a desired effect than actually being rooted in real life physics.

Oh please take high school physics again. Shockwaves emanating from explosions come from a wave of air (something to do with pressure) not from electromagnetic thermal radiation.
 
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