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Tom Cruise to Launch on Crew Dragon October 2021
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Compsiox
Banned
I hope it explodes
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Earlier this evening I made a statement that was viewed as despicable by many. Each and every day I reach out to others with the hopes of making myself a better person. These words should not have been said. It was not intended to offend anyone or cause dishevel. In the future I will reconsider my words.
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Earlier this evening I made a statement that was viewed as despicable by many. Each and every day I reach out to others with the hopes of making myself a better person. These words should not have been said. It was not intended to offend anyone or cause dishevel. In the future I will reconsider my words.
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888
Member
That’s kinda fucked up.
Compsiox
Banned
Yeah but Scientology
888
Member
Ok. Still fucked up. You know other people are involved. But dumb post.
Men_in_Boxes
Snake Oil Salesman
It would be nice if Tom Cruise just launched into outer space and never came back...but he'd do so confidently and we'd never really know if he died shortly after or if he is discovering new world's and mastering the final frontier.
Compsiox
Banned
Perhaps but he reps an organization responsible for disappearing people, abusing its members, blackmailing people, launching attacks that ruin people's lives and he does so happily.
I would not shed a tear.
TyphoonStruggle
Member
Is he going back to Xenu?
So completely innocent people should die, because that will sure show Scientologists.
That's stupid. All that you will do is make Cruise a martyr
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
What's wrong with you?
Captain Zyrain
Member
Spaceman292
Banned
Well that's how rockets are meant to work
bender
What time is it?
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dispensergoinup
Gold Member
What the fuck is this lol.
bender
What time is it?
Prison Mike
Banned
Compsiox
Banned
Earlier this evening I made a statement that was viewed as despicable by many. Each and every day I reach out to others with the hopes of making myself a better person. These words should not have been said. It was not intended to offend anyone or cause dishevel. In the future I will reconsider my words.
bender
What time is it?
Only L Ron can forgive you.
bender
What time is it?
Forget space. He doesn't age. If I were human I'd totally drink a Keanu/Cruise blood cocktail.
Mistershine.
Banned
Finally firing the tiny cunt off into space. Nice.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Cruise is one driven and accomplished motherfucker, I'll give him that. I hope he has a great time, gets a lot of sweet footage, and inspires more people to reach for the stars, literally and metaphorically.
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lrt75914
Member
You'd be able to accomplish just as much or more if you had a horde of quasi slaves looking after your every need.
Chittagong
Gold Member
Literal Cruise Missile
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Iceman: "You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous".
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EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
Unbelievable actor over the last few years MI Is great and is the special agent formula and finally overcoming the sciencetology bullying.
I wonder how they are gonna deal with the face puffiness and nausea. Maybe he just floats around? But I REALLY hope for a fight scene actually shot in zero-gee. They could do that on the vomit rocket though, so to actually go into space means they want shots of earth in the background and whatnot.
Who will be the third passenger? Sex scene in space? Ewwww, Cruise is so awkward in those parts.
Who will be the third passenger? Sex scene in space? Ewwww, Cruise is so awkward in those parts.
Extra seat still open? I'll be his wingman anytime!
It'll be our highway to the dangerzone! I want to feel the need for speed!
Yes, this is all my ride with Tom Cruise into space would consist of.
On the plus side he's a celebrity and we all know nothing bad ever happens to celebrities.
It'll be our highway to the dangerzone! I want to feel the need for speed!
Yes, this is all my ride with Tom Cruise into space would consist of.
On the plus side he's a celebrity and we all know nothing bad ever happens to celebrities.
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Clear
CliffyB's Cock Holster
I wouldn't wish disaster on the crew or passengers of the thing, but you have to admit if something were to go disastrously wrong Cruise would at least go out in a fucking legendary way! I mean, die in a car-crash is one thing, but in a rocket crash... Noone's going to forget that!
They've been holding off telling Tom that having a motorcycle up there is also a no-go.When he realises that you can't run in space:
Scotty W
Banned
I am always amazed that Cruise is still around. Think of all the tiny things people have been cancelled for.
But Cruise is the second most powerful person in an evil cult. Its continued existence is dependent on him. Without him, the cult would die. His ongoing support allows this cult to go on doing evil. And yet he is still a star.
But Cruise is the second most powerful person in an evil cult. Its continued existence is dependent on him. Without him, the cult would die. His ongoing support allows this cult to go on doing evil. And yet he is still a star.
bender
What time is it?
Imagine how much closer he'll be to Xenu once he is free of Earth's gravity.
They have a ton of Hollywood talent so while his membership doesn't hurt, I doubt they are dependent on him. I'd guess the vast majority of the money comes from the bottom of the pyramid anyway.
They have a ton of Hollywood talent so while his membership doesn't hurt, I doubt they are dependent on him. I'd guess the vast majority of the money comes from the bottom of the pyramid anyway.
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