Dragon Ball Z: Kai - Frieza lives...somehow...and now he's a cyborg. "King Cold" is such a silly name. Ooo.. an Android Saga opening. It looks cool but the singing has somehow gotten worse! Bulma's hair is great and she already has Vegeta whipped but her interest in him seems totally contrived. Oh, and hello Trunks! The new ED is total Shiny Shiny tier.
Rating: Good Man
Criminal Threats Promo - It was hype. I liked it.
Akame ga Kill - Mine really wants to save her husbando. In fact, every female character wants to save this show's personal Jesus. Yes, I mean Jesus because he's shown literally on a cross. A battle royal breaks out against who can deliver the worst lines of dialog. Trump card upon trump card was dealt until the 1000 year old weapon/person guy sacrificed himself and nobody watching could even remember his name. On the other hand, Mine finished the episode off with a kissu and then died. :/
Rating: Pumpkin Strength
Parasyte - Nice guy Mamoru and his chin parasyte "Joe" return to help Shinichi spy on that private eye. Crazy parasyte lady is learning how to laugh and it's actually pretty creepy when she does. She also continues to be the world's wosrt parent to that baby even using it as a human shield. Shinichi gets #triggered and gives an evil look. Cool, albeit weird episode.
Rating: Altruistic
Samurai Champloo - Mugen continues to be a bully and jerk, until the end when he saves Fuu for no reason. Meanwhile, Jin plays some shoji and Fuu gets tricked into the perverted world of porn... I mean, slave trafficking. Poor Fuu, always getting treated like crap.
At least everything worked out. Another great episode with a clever twist at the end.
Rating: Hentai
Naruto: Shippuden - The episode starts with scientists using computers and electronic microscopes to understand ninja magic stuff. Yeah, this world's technology is ambiguous at best. Sakura seems too interested in Naruto's bowel movements. Just as the filler villain starts defeating everyone with her silly filler powers, those dumb frogs show up again.
Rating: Crystalized Crap
One Piece - Luffy doesn't care about the Phoenix Pirates, just like the audience. Usopp being used as ice skates is pretty funny. GASP! It's a twin. I saw that coming from a mile away. Even the show's characters realize how dumb their powers are. Zoro hanging out with the big bad boss was mildly funny.
Rating: F'n magnets, how do they work?
KLL la KILL - Great, mostly comedy episode. The Elite Four each get to kick butt. The first two high-schools are kinda dumb but then there's main G, Takarada himself. Amazing. Also, Nonon is pretty great in this episode, as is Mako. All in all, a fun ride. Get it?
Rating: Zeni