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[Korigama]

That is NOT how video games or electrical sockets work, SAO!

 

[Crash Station]

Who else would be able to handle this other than God Kirito? It's not like the police do anything in this show.

I meant the mad lady that coughed.

 

[Soulflarz]

Hahahahah that CGI

 

[Jarate]

Remember when this was an action show block

 

[Crocodile]

This entire sequence LOL

Government guy is having fun LOL

 

[UltraGunner]

We gotta Vr serial killer now

 

[Crayolan]

Bullets coming out of the outlet. LOL

 

[daveo42]

"They were damaged, but we labeled it as inconclusive since most GGO players are brain damaged already"

That line about sending bullets through the internet to kill people. This show. Nothing but the LOLs.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

 

[everyday math]

 

[Regiruler]

Going for kirito's intellect is not the best idea

 

[Gorillaz]

I'm gonna need a gif of that bullet traveling into different dimensions

 

[zedreamcast]

YOU WERE IN A GAME WHERE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIED HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO BELIEVE.

 

[Man God]

Shots Fired!

 

[LOLDSFAN]

His weakness is... food.

 

[bigkrev]

This is the worst seduction attempt

 

[Soulflarz]

kiritos all "fuck this!"

 

[Grexeno]

I WILL GRAB YOUR ASS TO KEEP YOU FROM LEAVING

 

[BassForever]

Kirito needs an adult

 

[UltraGunner]

Kirito, the government needs you to play video games.

 

[Amikami]

Pedo just touched that kid's but??

 

[Shard]

Of course Kirito is the only one who can solve this because the aura of smooth.

 

[Schadenfreude]

An adult, everyone. The head of a department or something.

 

[Tenumi]

Stop grabbing Kirito's booty!

 

[Raxus]

VR guy totally grabbing dat ass.

 

[Shizzlee]

He doesn't want to die.

 

[GaimeGuy]

GO CONFRONT A MURDERER FOR US

 

[Seda]

those darn pro gamerz

 

[Moaradin]

Back to exciting diner table exposition.

 

[ckohler]

PRO GAMERZ!!

 

[Regiruler]

"what does pro mean"

 

[mightynine]

HOLD THE PHONE

 

[Dedication Through Light]

Kikuoka and Kirito are hilarious, these who second half of the scene once he started smiling and Kirito was all like that.

 

[Man God]

Git Gud, Kaz.

 

[BatDan]

Did you guys really have to do this in a public place? The old ladies keep watching.

"PRO GAMERZ YOOOOO!

WAIT WHAT?! Making money in the game means real money?! Oh god this could get abused SO HORRIBLY in reality.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

Kudos for the actors for attempting to make these lines sound serious.

 

[redmetal86]

What does pro mean? Really?

 

[Crayolan]

This has to be harassment of some kind.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Pro gamers.

 

[Tamanon]

For a skinny guy, Kirito sits down really hard.

Well, now the "pro gamer" bit makes sense.

 

[Zonic]

YES, BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS MMO HAD ZERO PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS.

 

[foxuzamaki]

So..this is like pay to....free?????

 

[Korigama]

...Did he really just ask Kirito what "pro" means?

 

[Mik317]

son...you were literally JESUS in the last two you played you cunt.

 

[bobbychalkers]

That one infamous scene from High School Of The Dead made more sense than that Ethernet bullet.

 

[Crocodile]

Doesn't the Japanese have like an FBI or CIA to investigate this?

Also how does this guy who works for the government in the VR department NOT know about e-sports?

 

[BassForever]

WHAT'S A Paladin PRO GAMER?!

 

[commanderpepper]

This guy did not read the briefing report about the game.

 

[Tenumi]

They're so hardcore.

 

[daveo42]

Well that was easy to change his mind. "I don't wanna die...well maybe I'll stick around."

"It means professional, literally." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL