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[Shard]

Cars must vote Republican.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Yep. Double bluff.

 

[Neoxon]

R.I.P. One of Kars' saw blades

 

[Jarate]

Mother fucking Joseph Joestar

 

[Sianos]

OVERDRIIIIIIVE

 

[SparksterMeta0]

It's OVER!

 

[B-Dubs]

That's problem solved.

 

[HStallion]

Where are the Jostar men to come up with insane convoluted plans at the drop of a hat for all the world's problems?

 

[Taco_Human]

What time did the Eric Andre birthday air? I missed it

 

[Imperial Bishop]

REKT

 

[Shard]

Doesn't seem to be enough to actually kill Cars, which makes this more brutal in turn.

 

[Man God]

Maybe it was a shadow Clone?

 

[Xe4]

Damn.

 

[Neoxon]

Now fill him with UV rays to put a bow on top of the whole night.

 

[Crimson_Echidna]

Exactly as planned.

(Editor's note: Plan means keikaku)

 

[BatDan]

The Pillar Men maybe immortal, but they can still feel pain. Like getting fucking impaled.

 

[TheOGB]

Joseph's Battle Theme

 

[Regiruler]

I just realized: why not just use ice powers? It's how Dio outclassed the Hamon users.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

If Jojo streamed on twitch, it would be an unending waterfall of POGCHAMP or JEBAITED

 

[Grexeno]

I just realized: why not just use ice powers? It's how Dio outclassed the Hamon users.

Kars doesn't have those.

 

[B-Dubs]

I just realized: why not just use ice powers? It's how Dio outclassed the Hamon users.

Because Cars ain't Dio.

 

[Htown]

I appreciate that the JoJo fights seem to be more about figuring out some kind of weird chess move than having the best kung fu or the strongest beam attack.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I just realized: why not just use ice powers? It's how Dio outclassed the Hamon users.

He's a Pillar Man not a Vampire, it's not part of his powers.

 

[Regiruler]

Kars doesn't have those.

So did Dio just get lucky? Kars had far more time to study, yet Dio got a far better counter even though he's a "normal" vampire.

 

[cntr]

so remember how Lisa Lisa was supposed to fight Kars but Araki's editors stopped it?

Those crystals are probably is the seam where Araki rewrote things, it's never mentioned before, almost like it's specifically there for Kars to fall onto...because Lisa Lisa was supposed to injure him in their fight.

 

[Crimson_Echidna]

"Let's point at him and laugh!"

 

[Grexeno]

So did Dio just get lucky? Kars had far more time to study, yet Dio got a far better counter even though he's a "normal" vampire.

Kars isn't a vampire at all.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Von Stroheim looks like he has big boobs.

 

[Xe4]

I appreciate that the JoJo fights seem to be more about figuring out some kind of weird chess move than having the best kung fu or the strongest beam attack.

It's pretty cool, but the plans always get convoluted as fuck. It's like a mental "this isn't even my final form!" Kind of feal, lol. Still different than most anime though.

 

[Man God]

Liefield guest drew Robo Stroheim.

 

[Korigama]

Then hurry and light him up, Nazis.

 

[Shard]

I feel the need to mention that I still hate Stroheim.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

"Wahahahahaha!"
"You're veak!"

 

[HStallion]

Von Stroheim is Nelson from the Simpsons

 

[Crocodile]

I appreciate that the JoJo fights seem to be more about figuring out some kind of weird chess move than having the best kung fu or the strongest beam attack.

That describes 90% of Jojo fights, even when Stands get introduced. So enjoy your stay

 

[Regiruler]

Kars isn't a vampire at all.

Aren't Pillars better than vampires in every way?

 

[caliph95]

So did Dio just get lucky? Kars had far more time to study, yet Dio got a far better counter even though he's a "normal" vampire.

It seems that each of the piller men have different powers or specialization, so yeah Dio was just lucky

Aren't Pillars better than vampires in every way?

They are basically super Vampires

 

[BatDan]

Time for backstory!

 

[Hellwarden]

Smokey, straight up, why are you here?

How?

 

[Neoxon]

Backstory Time!

 

[Ashby]

Does Smokey have anything going on in his own life

 

[Shard]

Time for a flashback that explains all of this nonsense.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Dat backstory

 

[Man God]

Smokey's Yu Gi Oh necklace cracks me up.

 

[Grexeno]

Aren't Pillars better than vampires in every way?

This isn't a power-level thing. They don't have all the powers of vampires.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Story time.

 

[BatDan]

So yeah, that explains it.
Crazy bit of fate.

 

[Regiruler]

Jorge?

 

[Shard]

You mean people are typically not named after bands that will not exist for 50 years?

 

[Mik317]

dem brows