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[Unspeakable Evil]

 

[BassForever]

Jack sure can swing a mean long piece of wood

 

[Seda]

You do realize he's an ape man/boy, monkey's have tails, apes don't

was just going by the description on the site.

 

[daveo42]

Jack's quite the master with his long bamboo stick. And see how that makes everyone?

 

[Crayolan]

Fuck the red team

Red is always better, clearly the writers got this wrong.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Hrm. Suddenly I don't trust this guy.

 

[BassForever]

Jack's quite the master with his long bamboo stick. And see how that makes everyone?

It makes them want to jump good for his stick

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Samurai always getting trolled Jack

 

[Raxus]

Hahahaha. That troll bump.

 

[lazybones18]

Jack was really taking it to the GAF staff. They can be real gorillas sometimes

 

[BassForever]

This lowes paint commercial reminds me they tried to teach me how to mix paint at work... which was a complete fail lol

 

[Gucci Messiah]

I'm going to bed after this, not gonna be able to make it all the way

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I wanna get my room back home repainted, also I have to change it up a lot going home.

 

[BassForever]

Don't care how good your product is, calling it wen is a terrible name

 

[Seda]

Don't care how good your product is, calling it wen is a terrible name

you get a mystery gift if you order tho

 

[daveo42]

you get a mystery gift if you order tho

Wen?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

you get a mystery gift if you order tho

Wen?
Edit: Damn you daveo42

 

[BassForever]

you get a mystery gift if you order tho

Wen?

Wen?

LOL

 

[Crayolan]

Using rock's balls as a weapon.

 

[Man God]

Wind Waker sound effects.

 

[Raxus]

Man, the blue monkey tribe is going to straight up murder the red tribe

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
edit: DBZ style training

 

[Schadenfreude]

Let's get down to business...to defeat the apes.

 

[BassForever]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Edit: SCHADENFREUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Man God]

You must be swift as the coursing river!

 

[foxuzamaki]

I would totally try that type of trianing/exercise.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

Seems more like the time for a Rocky reference to me guys.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

That would hurt

 

[BassForever]

I would totally try that type of trianing/exercise.

Enjoy destroying your knees and back

 

[Raxus]

Jack shouldn't have skipped leg day.

 

[daveo42]

Wen?
Edit: Damn you daveo42

Foolish samurai warrior! You have been bested today in a battle of speed by me, the great Aku!

Yes, it was me all along!

 

[Seda]

With all the force of a great typhoon

 

[Schadenfreude]

How is this man not dead yet?

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Edit: SCHADENFREUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fourth Hokage, baby.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Mysterious as the darkside of Aku.
edit

Foolish samurai warrior! You have been bested today in a battle of speed by me, the great Aku!

Yes, it was me all along!

AKKKKUUUUUUU!

 

[daveo42]

Jack should try and use Rocks rocks. He might get better gains.

 

[BassForever]

Seems more like the time for a Rocky reference to me guys.

That shot of Jack swinging the bamboo pole followed by the angled top shot of all the apes doing it was clearly paying homage to Mulan along with basically that whole part of Jack training the apes

The apes training Jack however is more Rocky esque

 

[Schadenfreude]

Oh my god. They're all so fucking adorable.

 

[Man God]

He must return to his planet now.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

That shot of Jack swinging the bamboo pole followed by the angled top shot of all the apes doing it was clearly paying homage to Mulan along with basically that whole part of Jack training the apes

The apes training Jack however is more Rocky esque

I was making a pun for Jacks training.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Enjoy destroying your knees and back

Oh I know, but I would have hops for days

 

[Raxus]

On that day Jack learned how to pad out an episode of Shippuden.

 

[Crayolan]

Now Jack is a ninja and a samurai!

 

[BassForever]

Time to see if all that training paid off

 

[Schadenfreude]

Seriously, I would snuggle one of those little blue guys to death. So adorable.

I was making a pun for Jacks training.

Oh you.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

jeesus that rock

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Dropped a fucking rock on em.

 

[foxuzamaki]

They have to be straight up dead, they dropped a gigantic rock on them

 

[Raxus]

There are so many AoT images which are perfect for this episode.

 

[BassForever]

Well uhh that was easier then I expected

 

[daveo42]

Fuck, all these rocks man.

Edit: And all the wacky traps like everywhere. Just beat them with your wooden sticks guys. That should scare them off.