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[BatDan]

I passed, but my arm got destroyed hard.
And my new best friend murdered someone after his brother brainwashed him
And then I ate some food.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

What happened to his mother?

She's in the same place as Luffy's mom

 

[ckohler]

Dear Aunt,

Hundreds have died! There are murderers everywhere!

 

[Soulflarz]

can
i
skip
this

 

[Moaradin]

can
i
skip
this

sure

 

[bigkrev]

I get that Gon wanted color in his match, but why let the other guy gig you when you can just blade yourself?!?

can
i
skip
this

I skipped it when I watched the series in Japanese years ago

 

[Zonic]

can
i
skip
this

no, you stay around & listen to all our "dear auntie" jokes, damn it

 

[Schadenfreude]

"And then after breaking my arm, the trained assassin ninja gave me a severe concussion."

 

[Korigama]

I can only imagine his aunt's face after reading, "I kinda got knocked out, so I don't remember anything after that".

 

[Seda]

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

no, you stay around & listen to all our "dear auntie" jokes, damn it

Dear Aunt Mito
I've joined NeoGaf. ToonamiGaF is horrible!

 

[Zonic]

Gon sure is able to recall events he wasn't around for, despite only hearing about it from someone else.

 

[Regiruler]

A reminder the aunt is getting this third hand

 

[BatDan]

It turns out my new best friend comes from a family of trained killers. His mom is a cyborg, and I can't tell if he has a little brother or sister.

 

[Tacorona72]

I'll still be here, but I'll be playing XenoChron in the meantime.

 

[Mizerman]

Ha!

 

[Man God]

Illumi is a jabroni.

 

[bigkrev]

Dear Aunt Mito
I've joined NeoGaf. ToonamiGaF is horrible!

Wow he got approved real quick!
Also, don't you need to be over 13 to join?

 

[Raxus]

Dear Mito,

I refused to give up so some guy almost sliced my arms off. It's ok. He got bored.

Then my best friend, whose an assassin btw, killed a man. I am super bummed so I went to his house filled with his assassin family. There the staff tried to murder me! It's ok we are best friends now. I threw some bandits bones in the trash and got my assassin best friend back!

Now I am going to a fighting arena to fight super tough guys before we go to meet up with a creepy clown guy at Yorknew City! If you don't hear from me after 6 months send help!

Gon.

 

[Grexeno]

Even the voice actors know when to ignore filler

 

[aspiegamer]

"And my friend straight murdered a dude, but it's cool, we're besties anyway."

 

[Imperial Bishop]

MAXIMUM EDGE!

 

[Zonic]

"I think he hit rock bottom when he flat-out stabbed a man with his bare hands & killed him in cold blood

BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE HIM TO YOU!"

 

[Korigama]

If by "hit rock bottom" you mean he randomly murdered some old guy, then sure Gon.

 

[BatDan]

Dear Mito,

I refused to give up so some guy almost sliced my arms off. It's ok. He got bored.

Then my best friend, whose an assassin btw, killed a man. I am super bummed so I went to his house filled with his assassin family. There the staff tried to murder me! It's ok we are best friends now. I threw some bandits bones in the trash and got my assassin best friend back!

Now I am going to a fighting arena to fight super tough guys before we go to meet up with a creepy clown guy at Yorknew City! If you don't hear from me after 6 months send help!

Gon.

This is partly the reason I wish there was more recaps. Especially when the show gets really dark.

 

[Dr. Chaotix]

Apologize to Killua... fuck that dude who died though. No one gives a shit. But Killua man. He's in pain!

 

[Seda]

By the way, Killua sometimes kills people indiscriminately. He's also my new best friend.

 

[Regiruler]

Why isn't killua in prison

Wait, he was
but for friendship

 

[ckohler]

Recap x Recap is bleh.

 

[Htown]

And then my friend totally murdered a dude and left, and then I went to go visit him at his house and it was really fun!

 

[SigmasonicX]

"I think he hit rock bottom when he flat-out stabbed a man with his bare hands & killed him in cold blood

BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE HIM TO YOU!"

I just realized, this recap actually introduces a contradiction.

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure Mito has no idea that Killua is an assassin.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Wow he got approved real quick!
Also, don't you need to be over 13 to join?

Gon is obviously 16!

Spoiler

HxH is about 16 Years Old

 

[Schadenfreude]

"And then I let myself get hit repeatedly in the head with a solid steel club. But i've got no blasting lrain damage 24 potato elephant."

 

[Zonic]

& then a little girl with Sideshow Bob hair kept jabbing me in the gut with her giant cane while I was trying to rescue my friend who stabbed a man with his bare hands, then saw her get head shot by a cyborg mom with her kid that I can't tell the gender of.

ALSO, I SAW A SCARY LOOKING DOG!!

 

[BatDan]

Gon is obviously 16!

Spoiler

HxH is about 16 Years Old

Actually HxH is 18 years old this year.
And only 8 of those years were actually in Jump...

 

[ramoisdead]

How many more shots to the head are we going to have on Toonami tonight?

 

[Man God]

Move over Build Fighters best mom is here!

 

[Raxus]

Dear Mito,

....and then she beat me to a pulp and one of my eyes swelled shut. That is why I am writing to you now. I may have a concussion. I may have already wrote you a letter. I forget. There my be brain damageifmpanvpepoancjam;gmei;siofnowa;nlncaciowoac

Love,
Gohci ahow cihwa ldniuan

 

[Korigama]

"And then I let myself get hit repeatedly in the head with a solid steel club. But i've got no blasting lrain damage 24 potato elephant."

lmao

 

[GaimeGuy]

Fuck recap eps

 

[Hellwarden]

Man cutting to reduce swelling seems brutal.

 

[Zonic]

"OH GOD, THIS LETTER FROM GON IS EVEN WORSE, I HAVE TO HIDE THIS FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, THEY MUST NEVER KNOW I LET A KID GO THROUGH ALL THIS"

 

[blitzwolf215]

WHERE THE FUCK DOES GON FIND TIME TO WRITE LETTERS!?!?!?!?

While on the air ships?

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Spoiler: Gon cheated.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

That's some bullshit man

Actually HxH is 18 years old this year.
And only 8 of those years were actually in Jump...

Yeah I messed that up -_-

 

[Man God]

Riolu.

 

[Zonic]

& then she hired everyone on the island to look for Gon & to bring him home.

 

[ramoisdead]

So this upcoming movie...is it any good?

 

[Moaradin]

So this upcoming movie...is it any good?

Not really

 

[Schadenfreude]

I feel like recap episodes for HxH are worth it for the Aunt Mito jokes alone.