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[Shard]

That patented Shonen Explanation of Attacks.

 

[redmetal86]

Soundwave superior. Hidden Leaf Village inferior.

 

[Swifty]

The dog whistle jutsu.

 

[Tenumi]

"Jutsu of the future!" Will there be DRM?

Always-Online no Jutsu!

 

[Amikami]

Second most common, you forget Talk no jutsu

I know Talk no Jutsu is the most powerful.

 

[BassForever]

Man Rock Lee and Sakura might be the worst team in all of Naruto

 

[Schadenfreude]

Dammit, Sakura. There is literally nothing wrong with you. Fight!

 

[ReiGun]

And the Rock Lee jobbing begins.

 

[Shard]

She is so not worth it Rock Lee.

 

[Seven Force]

I like how sound dude can mouth out a full sentence in the time it takes for him to throw out a punch.

 

[MetatronM]

Earfucked.

 

[BatDan]

Always-Online no Jutsu!

Kinect Spy no Jutsu!

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Nice try Sakura

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

I know Talk no Jutsu is the most powerful.

Sharigan + talk no jutsu would be hax.

 

[Rewrite]

Defeated by the power of sound!

That's what you think! LOL

 

[Amikami]

Your eyes are not deceiving you. Sakura is gonna actually try and do something.

 

[Tamanon]

"I'd almost forgotten you who I just attacked ten seconds ago"

The story of Sakura.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

oh god don't do this now

 

[ThatObviousUser]

ROCK LEE

 

[Shard]

Oh my god, Sakura is actually trying to fight, the end times are near.

 

[Schadenfreude]

I've always liked this song.

 

[Seda]

If I was a 12 year old girl I might be able to relate to this.

 

[789shadow]

These two are fucking stupid.

 

[Rewrite]

oh god, girl love problemz

 

[ReiGun]

Shikamaru: Should we help?

Ino: I...I don't know...

Shikamaru: Need I remind if we don't help her, she will die.

Ino:...

Scumbag Ino.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Girls are so fucking petty. Breaking off a friendship for Sauce.

 

[Raxus]

Why do they explain their attacks to a person whose ear drums they just destroyed?

Wanting the d flashback...no jutsu?

 

[blitzwolf215]

They seriously ruined their friendship over a boy, typical.

 

[BatDan]

Wait, they hate each other over... a boy?
I know Shonen isn't progressive but holy fuck.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Damn. Crappy flashbacks.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Sasuke broke up their friendship?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr.Palutena]

If I was a 12 year old girl I might be able to relate to this.

No, you wouldnt.

 

[Ultratech]

Man, I always found this so silly.

They stopped being friends over the Sause.

 

[pirata]

Obviously, the three-way hadn't been invented yet.

 

[BassForever]

Man this Ino flashback is a drag

 

[Mr. Patch]

They fell out over a dude who doesn't give a fuck about either of them.

Such a Sakura and Ino thing to do.

 

[Schadenfreude]

If I was a 12 year old girl I might be able to relate to this.

She was gonna let her friend get killed because of a boy. Tweens, amirite?

 

[Tenumi]

You love overrated quiet emo kid, too? I guess we can't be friends anymore...

 

[Shard]

Dear Naruto, go fuck yourself for that flashback, offensive on many levels.

 

[Amikami]

Sharigan + talk no jutsu would be hax.

Damn. We need a Sasuke Naruto fusion for the final battle.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Yeah Ino is useless too.

 

[Knux-Future]

so wait.....they stopped being friends because of Sasuke?

.....fucking Kishimoto

 

[thetechkid]

Spoiler

Hair cut no jutus

 

[Doctor Decimate]

IT'S NO USE!

 

[Seda]

I like Zaku's (non bandaged guy) design. Voiced by Sam Riegal

 

[BassForever]

Sakura you had one job...

 

[Shard]

I approve of giving Sakura getting her hair pulled.

 

[BatDan]

Yeah Ino is useless too.

The number of useful women in Naruto can be counted on one hand.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

Shikamaru: Should we help?

Ino: I...I don't know...

Shikamaru: Need I remind if we don't help her, she will die.

Ino:...

Scumbag Ino.

This is killing me.

 

[everyday math]

Sakura uses cry!

It's not effective.