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[Branduil]

I forgot this episode sort of existed.

Lucky you.

 

[Man God]

older raids, even in wow took awhile to clear and that's assuming they weren't bugged to shit.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Lol. For real? You're afraid of a knife?

If I remember from the FF XIV beta, needles and threads can be used as a weapon. so...

 

[Jafku]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

Just wait. We are only halfway through

 

[Schadenfreude]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

I shall hum Christmas songs in your honor, GMN.

 

[GaimeGuy]

They're still fixated on beta players?

It's been two fucking years.

 

[kayos90]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

Well.... prepare to fucking facepalm.

 

[BassForever]

No one would have ever cleared Vanilla WoW let alone what came after

Now combo that with if your in game character dies you die for real, you'd play really fucking conservative.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

It's not summer anymore Adult Swim...

 

[Zonic]

So if he copped a feel in the game.......

 

[BatDan]

Imagine how much longer raids would take to clear if you couldn't revive and you only got one character for use in a pay to play game?

Now I'm wondering if SAO has a monthly fee.

"Uhh, Mr. Kirito. This is your bank, we've noticed that your account has only had monthly activity for the last two years and it's draining your account. Is something suspicious going on?"

 

[Shard]

I keep being told the hammer does not really drop until the second half of the show, which scares me to no end.

 

[B-Dubs]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

It's been worse, that's for sure. Other than the misogyny it hasn't been horrible. Not good either, but bearable, especially compared with what came before.

Now combo that with if your in game character dies you die for real, you'd play really fucking conservative.

Man, I used to play and I was a tank. I'd have died in like no time flat.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Did they just do the micheal jordan and larry bird commercial but with football?

 

[Azure J]

This chick sure loves talking about marriage.

She needs to step up her pickup lines.

Relevant:

I can only imagine the pickup lines in a spoof'd version of this world.

"That external is lookin' phat32 gurl, you lookin' for dat DLC?"

 

[kayos90]

They're still fixated on beta players?

It's been two fucking years.

People hold grudges. Nothing new.

 

[GaimeGuy]

 

[Man God]

Did they just do the micheal jordan and larry bird commercial but with football?

yes

 

[MetatronM]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

So far there hasn't been much that's too bullshitty (aside from Kirito falling for that knife gag in a place where he knows he can't even be damaged in the slightest). Otherwise it's just been dull and kinda dumb.

 

[Branduil]

So if he copped a feel in the game.......

About that...

 

[LOLDSFAN]

So if he copped a feel in the game.......

He copped a feel in real life.

 

[Seda]

When the show isn't totally offensive it's just a snore fest. I can't being myself to care about anyone or anything.

 

[Crash Station]

I keep being told the hammer does not really drop until the second half of the show, which scares me to no end.

First half is only about 10% as facepalm-worthy as the 2nd half. Not hyperbole. It's gonna be great!

 

[Schadenfreude]

So if he copped a feel in the game.......

He gets a boner in real life.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

So worse?

I left out if Micheal Bay could write.

 

[ckohler]

Why doesn't any of these characters ever ask the obvious question: How are they still alive in the real world after two years laying on their bed?

They seem to be completely oblivious about wanting to know this crucial info.

 

[BassForever]

SAO card game commercial again

Still no hot pockets commercials

 

[B-Dubs]

So far there hasn't been much that's too bullshitty (aside from Kirito falling for that knife gag in a place where he knows he can't even be damaged in the slightest). Otherwise it's just been dull and kinda dumb.

They should have BBQed that piece of meat though, I mean did you see it? It was on the bone and everything! It was begging to be licked by an open flame.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

I can't believe they just showed that SAO commercial

 

[thetechkid]

Did someone say they needed some Bushy Road?

 

[lazybones18]

Kirito is a solo beater

aren't we all

 

[blitzwolf215]

Did no one seriously question the whole "beater" thing when they wrote the script for the dub?

 

[Man God]

Next season is red so its three times as lolworthy.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Get your SAO waifu and loli packs, folks!

 

[Moaradin]

I like how they just spoil the second half of SAO with that card commercial.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Now combo that with if your in game character dies you die for real, you'd play really fucking conservative.

I agree with this, we cant really fault SAO for this specific thing

 

[Shard]

Knights of the Blood Oath, yea, that sounds like the kind of name I would have invited for my PandP RPGs back when I was 14.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Vanguard?
There's another card battle game?

 

[Azure J]

i don't know if i'm just immune to this show's bullshit but i've only really facepalmed once. wouldn't call this good or anything, but not offensively bad. or maybe i'm just dead inside now.

To be honest, watching it (as in just watching it), I'd probably feel the same way but never ever talk of it in any good way ever. Watching it with others talking about it though? Pretty damn fun if only to just rake it across the coals.

 

[BatDan]

Someone needs to fix-fic SAO.
Make a version that actually makes sense. It would be vastly shorter than this.

 

[SousedLouse]

No one would have ever cleared Vanilla WoW let alone what came after

This series is arguably the only scenario where it's a good thing that an MMO was left untouched, without any significant updates, for 2 years.

 

[789shadow]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Schadenfreude]

Oh Kirito. You fucking perv.

 

[BassForever]

Haha he copped a feel!

 

[Doctor Decimate]

REALLY

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Nice

 

[Ultratech]

Kirito the groper...lol

More like a week. WoW raids barely last a full week

To be fair, that's because they've been datamined all to hell and been tested.

Most people who go and beat that stuff in the 1st week usually tested it beforehand or watched people doing it.

It's still funny reading how Kael was unbeaten for a good 6 months way back in the day, and they pretty much had to nerf him before he was killed.

No one would have ever cleared Vanilla WoW let alone what came after

That's the truth.

 

[Amikami]

you can not be serious. That just not just happen. -_-

 

[Man God]

plot

 

[Mr. Patch]

Copping a plot