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[SparksterMeta0]

Vanellope? Is that you?

 

[Baroquemantic]

Isn't that the girl who died?

Nope.

Spoiler

She's something like AI, I think

 

[Jintor]

Mio from K-On?

I would've gone for Kuroneko from Oreimo

 

[Rewrite]

i don't understand all this l33t talk.

someone plz translate.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

She has no soul

 

[Schadenfreude]

So she's like an ISO from Tron?

 

[Shard]

Maybe she's an NPC? Why didn't you think that?

 

[Zero315]

HEY GUYS WE FOUND THIS KID IN THE WOODS IT'S OKAY IF WE JUST TAKE HER, RIGHT?

 

[B-Dubs]

See, if I wrote SAO, they would have been done in a couple weeks. None of this romance fluff.

Damn straight bro. Dual story lines, in-game guys fighting their way out and real world Feds trying to hunt down the guy who trapped them and save them.

 

[TheChits]

Do you know what loli is?

Ah I understand now. Another wonderful word added to my lexicon

 

[Doctor Decimate]

"does this mean we can't bone?"

 

[kayos90]

WHY DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR HAIR BRAIDED?! WHY?!!!

 

[grandjedi6]

Are they gonna fuck with her in the room now?

 

[Gucci Messiah]

HEY GUYS WE FOUND THIS KID IN THE WOODS IT'S OKAY IF WE JUST TAKE HER, RIGHT?

I like you

 

[Schadenfreude]

All that virtual sex is tiring Kirito out.

 

[Jintor]

Damn straight bro. Dual story lines, in-game guys fighting their way out and real world Feds trying to hunt down the guy who trapped them and save them.

Also some players would've been brains in jars.

Mainly because I like the idea of brains in jars

 

[GaimeGuy]

Someone call the FBI on Asuna

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Asuna is a creeper

 

[BatDan]

Damn straight bro. Dual story lines, in-game guys fighting their way out and real world Feds trying to hunt down the guy who trapped them and save them.

Exactly! Just like the original four .hack games.

 

[Crash Station]

See, if I wrote SAO, they would have been done in a couple weeks. None of this romance fluff.

Doesn't sound like something that would sell anywhere near as well as SAO.

 

[Azure J]

This is really dumb. It's not even funny dumb anymore.

 

[789shadow]

Kirito is raring for that 3-way.

 

[lazybones18]

that some creepy ass shit

 

[Shard]

Yuki Kajiwura, I know you are trying to get me to feel emotion about this, but no, this gets no emotions other then undying hatred.

 

[Ultratech]

Er...that girl might need an adult.

 

[Amikami]

Shouldn't you be wondering how she got to that floor alone. She must be some master player.

 

[Rewrite]

woah that looks...........

WHAT

Is she seriously going to get it on with the girl!?>

WHAT

 

[B-Dubs]

Also some players would've been brains in jars.

Mainly because I like the idea of brains in jars

Shit, that could be the AI for the bosses. Like in Eva.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this way.

Exactly! Just like the original four .hack games.

I'm glad it's not just me thinking this.

 

[BassForever]

I'd attach my name to SAO to make the mad money the series is making

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Okay guys, how weird was that last scene?

 

[Jintor]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Schadenfreude]

Little girl needs an adult.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Ah I understand now. Another wonderful word added to my lexicon

yup basically opposite of that, not as popular as loli unless ofcourse its used as a trap, which is used often, bridget from guilty gear is one.

 

[illmatic22]

HEY GUYS WE FOUND THIS KID IN THE WOODS IT'S OKAY IF WE JUST TAKE HER, RIGHT?

Only if they promise to feed her, and play with her and lover for ever and ever.

And take her to the vet for vaccines and such.

 

[kayos90]

woah that looks...........

WHAT

Is she seriously going to get it on with the girl!?>

WHAT

What? What the hell man?

 

[Tenumi]

Asuna, she's like, totally unconscious!

Please don't go all Shinji on us!

 

[Shard]

Kirito updated his status to: Gonna have a foursome with my wife a loli girl and a sammich.

 

[bigkrev]

Imagine if this show was just 22 minutes a week of Kirito fighting giant monsters like in the bumpers.

These writers would find a way to fuck that up as well

 

[Crocodile]

This is all so surreal. But not in the "so bad its good" kind of way. Just in the stupid & non-sensical kind of way

 

[Baroquemantic]

All that virtual sex is tiring Kirito out.

But it was real! I feel bad for the people caring for him in the hospital where his body is. Must have been messy.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Kirito is raring for that 3-way.

 

[GaimeGuy]

┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Doctor Decimate]

.......you know, i'm pretty sure that line "carrie, do you know what's happening to you?" is taken from when she gets her period in the shower.

 

[Jintor]

Damn straight bro. Dual story lines, in-game guys fighting their way out and real world Feds trying to hunt down the guy who trapped them and save them.

By the way, the main hero in the game verse is the son of the federal agent who is leading the task force.

Communication lines with the real world still exist but only via in-game forum posts - no audio/video permitted

 

[BassForever]

But it was real! I feel bad for the people caring for him in the hospital where his body is. Must have been messy.

LOL

 

[mightynine]

Shouldn't you be wondering how she got to that floor alone. She must be some master player.

They are down on like Floor 23 aka "The Fly Fishing Club Floor".

 

[ReiGun]

See, I have no problem with romance. It's just this particular romance isn't great and feels kinda inappropriate given the context of the story. I can't really overlook the MC being one of the game's best players, but choosing to frolic around with his in game wife over doing his part to rescue the thousands trapped in this virtual hell.

 

[Shard]

I really wish the Debauchery Tea Party would show up right about now.

 

[Branduil]

See, I have no problem with romance. It's just this particular romance isn't great and feels kinda inappropriate given the context of the story. I can't really overlook the MC being one of the game's best players, but choosing to frolic around with his in game wife over doing his part to rescue the thousands trapped in this virtual hell.

You just don't understand the lonely path of the beater.

 

[B-Dubs]

By the way, the main hero in the game verse is the son of the federal agent who is leading the task force.

Of course, except in my version we make the main hero a girl and the Fed her brother. They can be orphans.