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[ACESandEIGHTS]

Better:

• Top Spin series
• Virtua Tennis series

?

I keep wanting to get into tennis again, but can't remember which is better.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

I still remember Serena screaming at a ball girl about a year ago. I think that hurt her image a lot.

 

[Keyser Soze]

You could say she's the hottest american tennis player, because it's pretty much just her and her equally ugly sister.

 

[Prine]

Too much..... thickness..... THOSE THIGHS GOD DAMN!

 

[Sol..]

Judging from this thread, sirmixalot was not correct in his assessment that even white boys got to shout.

Spoiler

unless you're brett ratner

 

[Dali]

"Babes" of the French Open? lol

 

[Ickman3400]

Never heard of her or seen her before, but she's definitely an improvement over those two.

 

[SolidSnakex]

I still remember Serena screaming at a ball girl about a year ago. I think that hurt her image a lot.

Is there another incident or are you referring to when she threatened to shove a tennis ball down the throat of a lineswoman?

 

[dimb]

GODDAM so many Serena haters.

It's 2011, not 2001. Her time has come and gone.

 

[Sickboy007]

I'll just leave this here...

Ana Ivanovic

She's prettier, but i find Serena 1000x hotter. but to each his own i guess, i can see that to some she is not the sexiest overall, but to the ones that call her a man, Come on!

What a good man you are Keyser, first the Cheap Arse thread and now this.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Is there another incident or are you referring to when she threatened to shove a tennis ball down the throat of a lineswoman?

That was it. Not a ballgirl but a lineswoman after a foot fault was called. Pretty ugly outburst and she handled it poorly afterwards.

 

[Steroyd]

I like big butts and I cannot lie?

 

[Princess Carl]

I like big butts and I cannot lie?

Or deny, these big butts that grace my eyes.

 

[Kamille]

Well, place me in the GAF minority(as usual), because I actually find Serena quite attractive.

 

[mxgt]

Well, place me in the GAF minority(as usual), because I actually find Serena quite attractive.

Likewise.

also, dat ass.

 

[shintoki]

Looks like ass

 

[MalboroRed]

Seriously.

I would tap it.

And she would break you in half.

 

[Desi]

She's prettier, but i find Serena 1000x hotter. but to each his own i guess, i can see that to some she is not the sexiest overall, but to the ones that call her a man, Come on!

nom nom nom

That Ivanoc chick looks like a ladyboy in that picture. choose a different one. Won't even discuss Bethanie.

 

[Tomasooie]

There's like a million russian tennis players that are hotter than her.

You could say she's the hottest american tennis player, because it's pretty much just her and her equally ugly sister.

.

 

[SSJ1Goku]

dirty ass weave

 

[SapientWolf]

pre order canceled.

I'm not ashamed to say that this is my new favorite meme.

But I am ashamed that this thread is about looks rather than skill. Come on, GAF.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

CTRL + F: "Michael Bay" not found. GAF, I am disappoint.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Looks aside, I'm not a fan of Serena's attitude. Yes she's a great tennis player but she's kind of a sore loser and not the greatest example of sportsmanship.

 

[Dali]

I'm not ashamed to say that this is my new favorite meme.

But I am ashamed that this thread is about looks rather than skill. Come on, GAF.

That's what the ad is about and that's what Serena opened herself up to when she decided to do the ad. :/

Why wouldn't a thread about an ad that's based on a false claim be about that claim?

 

[ProtoCents]

Ummmm.... maybe they meant to have Wozniacki in the commercial?

 

[Ken Masters]

DAYUM is right

 

[CrunchyFrog]

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

That's awesome. Only thing I'd change is if they are taking the sex appeal approach they should have used a sexy tennis player.

Where is my Sharapova! Been debating picking up 4, I have 3 but it was lacking in the career mode and customization.

 

[Jay Sosa]

Ummmm.... maybe they meant to have Wozniacki in the commercial?

That's Simona Halep and she had a breast reduction. Wozzy got a bit chubby, still love her though.

That's Wozniacki

 

[Rahxephon91]

That man has a nice ass.

 

[Erebus]

We Dare was only the beginning!

 

[Dry_Bones]

Serena isn't even the 2nd hottest Tennis player .. Ivanovic is no.1 and Wozniacki is no.2 ...

 

[Ickman3400]

She's attractive but that's not a kind picture. Her face looks so oily you could cook fries on it.

 

[Jay Sosa]

Serena isn't even the 2nd hottest Tennis player .. Ivanovic is no.1 and Wozniacki is no.2 ...

http://www.tennisgrandstand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/caroline_wozniacki1.jpg[/QUOTE]

My personal list would look something like this:

Kirilenko
Cirstea
A.Bondarenko
Zvona (those eyes)
Wozzy

(in no order)

 

[Afrikan]

Ummmm.... maybe they meant to have Wozniacki in the commercial?

YALL MEAN THAT'S NOT A PHOTOSHOP???

 

[out0v0rder]

i like tennis games now

 

[SapientWolf]

That's what the ad is about and that's what Serena opened herself up to when she decided to do the ad. :/

Why wouldn't a thread about an ad that's based on a false claim be about that claim?

Oh man, you're right.

I am ashamed that this ad is about looks rather than skill. Come on, 2K.

 

[Saty]

She only retired not long ago, guys.

 

[enzo_gt]

Can't say no to ass but.. this did not seem like a very good commercial. At all. Comes off more explicit than humorous. And there isn't enough actual ass.

I am disappoint.

 

[BY2K]

RATED E FOR EVERYONE!

Dohohohohohohohohoho!

 

[Magicpaint]

They should use an athlete that's actually still playing tennis - and not, like Serena, in semi-retirement.

EDIT: Ana Ivanovic, yes please!

A semi-retired Serena wins more slams than most other female players though. Ana Ivanovic is in a slump and isn't relevant in the tennis world right now.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

The fuck is wrong with you some of you guys?

 

[Magicpaint]

It's 2011, not 2001. Her time has come and gone.

In terms of what? She's certainly still relevant in terms of collecting trophies and won the last tournament she played (before her injury). This kind of statement rings truer for any other female player (apart from Clijsters) than Serena atm.

Better:

• Top Spin series
• Virtua Tennis series

?

I keep wanting to get into tennis again, but can't remember which is better.

I prefer Top Spin because the series at least has some sim like qualities to it. Virtua Tennis is pure arcade tennis and a lot of fun, but hardly any realism is contained in the gameplay. VT3 is awful but the other VT games are fun.

 

[Pathetic Basement Virgin]

Serena ain't pretty but waist down she is righteous.

 

[RedAssedApe]

Plenty of babes in the WTA. You just don't really hear much about them because they don't win.

 

[Maastricht]

The other girl was a bit pointless, but I'd sooner see more of this than commercials for shooters, that's for sure. I guess the producers were inspired by the Move controller somehow.

But the real question is what is the best Move tennis game? I was hoping for more of Spots Champions type Move tennis games ... but from what I'm hearing that's a no go so far? *sad*

Was Top Spin 4 the one with Move + 3D? Anyone tried the first person view of that game?

 

[onQ123]

has there ever been a time when gaf just enjoyed the view instead of trying to fight the power & talk about what should have been?

if it was 1 of them other girls that people are posting pictures of , in this commercial chances are this thread wouldn't even exist

 

[xKilltheMx]

wtf the video is private? Cant watch =[

 

[Fix The Scientist]

Goddamn priiivaaate!

 

[onQ123]

wtf the video is private? Cant watch =[

the video wasn't private before, I guess the girl that posted it got sick of stupid comments (it was posted by the other girl in the video)