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[Adam Blade]

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A truck driver has died after accidentally shooting off his own penis.

Geronimo Narciso had been drinking with friends in Pangasinan, in the Philippines, when he produced his gun and fired it twice into the air.

He was tucking the gun into his waistband after his friends implored him to put it away, when it fired into his crotch, ABS.CBN News reported.

The 37-year-old was rushed to a nearby hospital but he was declared dead on arrival.

Though police say there are no signs of foul play, Narciso's family insist he did not own a gun and have demanded a further investigation.

Senior Inspector Ryan Manongdo said a pistol with four live ammunitions and spent shell were found in the area, the Inquirer.net said.

Earlier this year a security guard in Trinidad and Tobago accidentally shot off his penis with an illegal gun.

The Trinidad and Tobago Guardian reported the man survived the incident but was expected to be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

Accidental penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington in 2012, the Independent revealed.

 

[dark_prinny]

Shots fired.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He died doing what he loved. RIP.

 

[strafer]

I actually grabbed my package after reading the thread title.

Damn.

 

[EloquentM]

Earlier this year a security guard in Trinidad and Tobago accidentally shot off his penis with an illegal gun.

The Trinidad and Tobago Guardian reported the man survived the incident but was expected to be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

Accidental penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington in 2012, the Independent revealed.

Wot?

 

[Gorillaz]

Drinking and driving don't get you a head in life

Spoiler

ill be here all week folks

 

[Giygas AF]

Cringeworthy

 

[SimpleGamer]

Damn R.I.P

 

[Angelus Errare]

Sounds like he blew his load too early.

Never have your gun half cocked.

He sure did bust his nut.

 

[kirblar]

Wot?

People stick guns in their front waistband. And occasionally this happens because they're bad.

 

[Stet]

In the U.S. a penis would die after shooting off his mouth.

 

[SimleuqiR]

R.I.P.D.

Spoiler

that's rest in peace dick,not the movie.

 

[HiiiLife]

Cheddar Bob?

 

[inky]

Accidental penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington in 2012, the Independent revealed.

Ouch.

 

[Bleepey]

Whoever knew premature discharge can kill?

 

[massoluk]

He's either a good shot, or it's a big target.

 

[Sorian]

Shots fired.

He died doing what he loved. RIP.

Drinking and driving don't get you a head in life

Spoiler

ill be here all week folks

Sounds like he blew his load too early.

Never have your gun half cocked.

He sure did bust his nut.

Whoever knew premature discharge can kill?

Stay Classy GAF, never change.

 

[Finaika]

Lots of penis threads on GAF lately.

 

[Wag]

I just had to...

 

[JDSN]

Horrible news, but what else?

 

[Sub_Level]

Alcohol + Guns = These kind of results

It freaks me out that one day i could be at a party or somethin and a guy will get mad about a girl or somethin and start shooting people or somethin.

 

[Sayter]

The one for fighting blew off the one for fun.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Talk about shooting off your own penis...

 

[SmokyDave]

Not the first time a truck driver has shed his load.


...that's all I got.

 

[VegaNine]

Talk about shooting off your own penis...

Talk about a stick shift.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I like how the article thought we needed reminding that Floridians also shoot off their weiners.

 

[Sorian]

I like how the article thought we needed reminding that Floridians also shoot off their weiners.

News outlets are aware of the G/A/F game and they like to get florida into every article possible since they are aware that 99.9% of the time it wins.

 

[polyh3dron]

geronimooooo

 

[Derwind]

This is nightmare inducing. All these penis stories lately.... fuck... chopped off, bitten off, sliced off...ect... now shot off.... Gah...

 

[Deleted member 80556]

I swear, most news of men suffering are dick related. I'm starting to get worried about mine.