Trump continues his fight on "The Cyber," attacks 400 pound hackers.

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From the debate tonight, as a tech enthusiast forum, I thought this deserved its own thread for having interesting things in it.

As far as the cyber, I agree to parts of what Secretary Clinton said, we should be better than anybody else, and perhaps we're not. I don't know if we know it was Russia who broke into the DNC.

She's saying Russia, Russia, Russia. Maybe it was. It could also be China, it could be someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. You don't know who broke into DNC, but what did we learn? We learn that Bernie Sanders was taken advantage of by your people. By Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Look what happened to her. But Bernie Sanders was taken advantage of. Now, whether that was Russia, whether that was China, whether it was another country, we don't know, because the truth is, under President Obama we've lost control of things that we used to have control over. We came in with an internet, we came up with the internet.

And I think Secretary Clinton and myself would agree very much, when you look at what ISIS is doing with the internet, they're beating us at our own game. ISIS. So we have to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a, it is a huge problem.

I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing, but that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester, and certainly cyber is one of them.
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Don't worry, people, Trump is going to secure The Cyber.

Alt-Right assholes should feel good that they want a man elected president who seems to have no idea what the internet even is.

But one group was very pleased by Trump's answer about 400 pound men on beds being a bigger hacking threat than Russia and that was Russia.

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/780601449034223616
https://twitter.com/RT_America/status/780593750993100800
https://twitter.com/RT_America/status/780590800149282816
https://twitter.com/RT_America/status/780589787598159872

Four separate tweets either tweeted or retweeted by Russia Today's official Twitter account about Trump saying "hey, maybe it was fat people, not the Russians." Solid.
 
They asked him what his plan was to counter cyber terrorism going forward.

His answer was that his 10 year old son is great with computers like you wouldn't believe.
 
It's like

It's like he was prepped with the answer-"The DNC hacks revealed you guys screwed over Bernie." But the question wasn't given to him. So then he has to fabricate this whole thing about 400 pound hackers and Cybers in order to get in the 'You guys screwed over Bernie' bit, but then he was too busy fabricating everything else that the point he was making kinda got lost.
 
I like how, when you really think about this exchange, the question was "Cyber security - who do you go after?"

Clinton said Russia. Trump said 400 lbs losers in their bedrooms.
 
"The Cyber"
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Ladies and Gentlemen:
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'The Cyber' sounds like one big internet orgy. In any event, this is a real sound plan Trump has here. Sounds like it would be super-effective. Take out the obese hackers first, then the rest will be cyber-cake (excuse the 0/10 pun).
 
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