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Trump offers China a trade deal for solving the North Korea problem
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Lmao trump isn't trying to get stability in NK
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That doesn't sound like a bad gambit to me. They get stuff we want, we get stuff we want. It'll be fun to look back on this action when we have the benefit of hindsight 3 years from now.
Spoiler alert. Trump goes back to insulting China next week.
Folds like a cheap suit and it only took a 10 min conversation.
The Greek Freak
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If this wasn't Trump I'd say "good."
Sadly the best case scenario for NK is a MASSIVE refugee issue for SK and China that will need global help to deal with millions of malnourished brainedwashed people.
Sadly the best case scenario for NK is a MASSIVE refugee issue for SK and China that will need global help to deal with millions of malnourished brainedwashed people.
OrlanisWorks
Banned
Not even his wife can fuck him like he can himself.
Basically.
They probably view him as an obviously corrupt piece of shit. Bringing Xi Jinping to Maralago$ was about the worst thing he could have done optically to Xi who is desperately trying to fight corruption in the CCP.
If anyone had any fucking brains in the administration you know you take Xi to camp David. Not a fucking golf resort.
Xi probably thinks he's a complete joke while simultaneously being a corrupt piece of shit. He isn't even competent at hiding his corruption.
They aren't going to make any deals with this clown. They will just keep slowing building out their soft power and military projection while not giving a flying fuck about the US. They will just make better deals with the rest of the world if they have to to combat any sort of trade war with the US.
BoogieWoogie
Banned
So Mattis and Kelly are just not talking to him ever?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
If he doesn't get what he wants, probably. Magnitude of shit talking is one of the negotiable commodities, apparently. If it works, Trump will have created value out of his own hot air bullshit.
Fenderputty
Banned
America first!?!
ebullientprism
Member
You know it's kinda hilarious lining up his tweets of the past about how to solve the USA's problems and his current constant stream of "its more complex than I thought".
Just a man waaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck out of his depth on a constant minute by minute basis.
Trump, hmmm, so international relations are complicated? I had no idea!
Dynamite Shikoku
Congratulations, you really deserve it!
Your simpleton president is amusing
I'm sure he's been presented a lot of Intel basically laying out, in extreme detail, the extent of influence Beijing has on NK.
It's just that he can't read.
Electric Eye
Banned
So he pretended to negotiate when China has the upper hand anyway and could careless is a trade deal happened or not. What a con man and the media of course will swallow it.
Trump is factually stupid. Is that a real thing a G7 leader said?
Dude, he listened a whole TEN minutes.
ShadowSwordmaster
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China first, America also first...
And why is literally everything a fucking "deal" to this guy?
A complicated, multifaceted contract that is likely hundreds to thousands of pages long isn't a deal. It's a trade agreement.
By calling everything a fucking deal and saying you need to have a good deal you are automatically implying that you need to be winning the deal (otherwise you wouldn't be saying we aren't going to do anything that isn't a good deal, for us), which makes it very unlikely for the other side to agree to the deal.
In a typical agreement usually no one is all that happy, but no is fucking pissed either. That's why it's a mutual agreement.
This isn't corporate America where you can just bully other countries into a shit deal because the smaller company doesn't have any other options.
Countries will just say fuck off out of political considerations at home.
He has no fucking clue.
A complicated, multifaceted contract that is likely hundreds to thousands of pages long isn't a deal. It's a trade agreement.
By calling everything a fucking deal and saying you need to have a good deal you are automatically implying that you need to be winning the deal (otherwise you wouldn't be saying we aren't going to do anything that isn't a good deal, for us), which makes it very unlikely for the other side to agree to the deal.
In a typical agreement usually no one is all that happy, but no is fucking pissed either. That's why it's a mutual agreement.
This isn't corporate America where you can just bully other countries into a shit deal because the smaller company doesn't have any other options.
Countries will just say fuck off out of political considerations at home.
He has no fucking clue.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
But they had the best chocolate cake you've ever seen.
https://mobile.twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/852160751666180097
Insane Metal
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Lol. "I never thought ___________ was so complicated" strikes again.
iRAWRasaurus
Banned
He's gonna say that for everything..
Shadow Puppetry
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Bu Bu But he said he has a sneak attack plan for NK and the tomahawk missiles was a warning to NK!
Master Yoshi
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But they had the best chocolate cake you've ever seen.
https://mobile.twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/852160751666180097
Jesus Christ.
Version 3.0
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So much for getting even rudimentary information before meeting with a world leader.
So now, apparently, just about everything Trump knows about North Korea, he learned from Xi Jinping in 10 minutes.
Come on, man. You're the president. You could say "get me someone in here to fill me in on North Korea" and spend those 10 minutes so you don't look like quite as much of a moron in front of another country's president. Geez.
More like an old man who doesn't seem to understand technology. :/
More like an old man who seemingly can't read or listen to anyone while they are talking to him.
wesleyshark
Banned
:lol :lol
Moron gets eaten alive by real politician.
In other news water is wet
But they had the best chocolate cake you've ever seen.
https://mobile.twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/852160751666180097
I've said it before...every time I read a transcript of him speaking, my brain hurts a little bit. I can't imagine what it's like to be another world leader (most of whom are actually very smart...because they have to be), and have to deal with the guy.
wesleyshark
Banned
This reads like a penthouse letter, but cuts off before Trump fucks himself
But they had the best chocolate cake you've ever seen.
https://mobile.twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/852160751666180097
So basically...this.
Fragamemnon
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dude is suprirsed tomahawk missles hit from hundreds of miles away? It's like the dude's orientation to munitions was a roadrunner cartoon, ffs of course they hit.
Timing may be something of the essence: https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/852283171546816512
There are also reports of the NK Government calling for an evacuation of Pyongyang
I'm guessing an underground test...in Pyongyang
Frozenprince
Banned
I'm sure they are.
He probably just isn't listening or having them talk to other people because he's too busy golfing.
EatinOlives
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"Nobody knew diplomacy would be so complicated"
Pretty certain that traditionally you taste chocolate cake.
It's always the "most beautiful X you've ever seen" or "doing X like you've never seen" with this guy. Someone buy him a fucking thesaurus!
Frozenprince
Banned
I mean fuck this really is like an adult scolding a child for thinking he could just buy the neighbor kid a new pet because he flushed the old one down the toilet.
Xi Jinping is a career politician who survived one of the most complex and corrupt governments on earth to turn them into a rising regional and global power not reliant on foreign aid. He worked his way up from nothing, a disgraced father and no secondary education, and became one of the five most powerful men on earth.
Donald Trump had never worked for anything from his own merits a day in his life.
Xi Jinping is a career politician who survived one of the most complex and corrupt governments on earth to turn them into a rising regional and global power not reliant on foreign aid. He worked his way up from nothing, a disgraced father and no secondary education, and became one of the five most powerful men on earth.
Donald Trump had never worked for anything from his own merits a day in his life.
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