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I saw a video several years ago from a European "America's Got Talent" type of show. This lady comes out, turns her back to the judges and has a face drawn on her butt. Then she pulls out a chain of sausages and puts them on the ground, and sucks the sausages up her butt. I have no idea how to find it. I think someone might have made a thread about it on GAF, but the search function has failed me.
Does anyone remember this video?

 

[kanjobazooie]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

 

[nush]

 

[deafmedal]

sure it’s not Freddy Got Fingered?

 

[HoodWinked]

lol hes going to beat off to it.

 

[Rest]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

That's the one.

 

[Rest]

sure it’s not Freddy Got Fingered?

I would never watch Tom Green.

 

[anthony2690]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

Who are the mods?! OP needs banning pronto for this.

Why would you wanna view that again.

Was this really televised? :l

My poor eyes.

 

[Rest]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

This one seems to be clipped down, looks like the full version is only on German sites that won't play videos for me.

 

[Kilau]

 

[BigBooper]

That's one desperate wank dude. How many hours did you search butt + dog + sausage?

 

[ParaSeoul]

Glad you enjoyed my entry,OP.

 

[niilokin]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Slightly related story, this is the truth, I swear.

My father does children's outreach ministry and has a lot of dealings with disabled folk. He eventually decided to become a clown that specialized in ASL and named his character Handi, because you know. Sign language. There was one special day at the Kira household growing up where he had to tell a very impassioned man that he had called the wrong clown after he had asked about the going rate for hand jobs at an adult birthday party.

 

[GymWolf]

Flat and kinda flabby ass, i was expecting more from OP.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[strange headache]

This one seems to be clipped down, looks like the full version is only on German sites that won't play videos for me.

Full version



That was the best thing I ever saw at one of these talent shows.

 

[Rentahamster]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

That girl definitely has talent.

 

[BadBurger]

Heavy 2000's absurd internet feels on that one.

 

[Punished Miku]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".

1 post in. The clown sausage mystery is solved lol. Absolutely amazing.

 

[Catphish]

 

[eddie4]

 

[Kilau]

1 post in. The clown sausage mystery is solved lol. Absolutely amazing.

I think we now know that Rest wanted to share the video with us but was too embarrassed. Pretty clever tactic.

 

[FunkMiller]

"Trying to find a video with a clown and some sausages"​

Here you go, OP. Think it's a bit harsh to refer to her as a clown though.

 

[Mistake]

Seems GAF is finally getting back to abnormal

 

[Rest]

Full version



That was the best thing I ever saw at one of these talent shows.

Says video not available.

 

[Rest]

Who are the mods?! OP needs banning pronto for this.

Why would you wanna view that again.

Was this really televised? :l

My poor eyes.

Hours later I still can't tell if this is a joke or you're actually retarded.

 

[anthony2690]

"Trying to find a video with a clown and some sausages"​

Here you go, OP. Think it's a bit harsh to refer to her as a clown though.

Whilst she was apparently filming this scene, her two year old son was murdered by her partner...

 

[GymWolf]

Says video not available.

Lucky bastard.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[badblue]

This one? I just searched for "Got Talent sausage".



WTF is that.

 

[Nico_D]

Yeah, that was disgusting. And funny. But mostly disgusting.

 

[strange headache]

You are welcome.

 

[niilokin]

i doesnt even go up her bum hole just between the cheeks

 

[Dirk Benedict]

She's got a great ass and she looks like she could be a monster in the sack. The only disturbing things about this video is she waddles on the floor using her ass and the hotdogs. I don't like mixing dinner with pleasure.

 

[anthony2690]

She's got a great ass and she looks like she could be a monster in the sack. The only disturbing things about this video is she waddles on the floor using her ass and the hotdogs. I don't like mixing dinner with pleasure.

Offer her your hotdog then... She will waddle over to you, and eat your sausage and then consume the rest of you with her ravenous butt.

 

[nush]

That girl definitely has talent.

Reminds me of the acts at a live sex show I went to in Macau.

 

[SJRB]

We're all looking for a sausage in the butt every now and then.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[sCHOCOLATE]

An attractive look for "Oh"...my...god!

 

[Kev Kev]