I have to admit that all of this is starting to go so outlandishly wrong.... I think I may have to don my tinfoil hat and meditate on who is playing n-dimensional chess here. Did the Germans offer Turkey a horrible deal, then contemplated it for a while and backed out again in horror, by offending Erdogan so deeply he practically had to renege on the contract? Did a third party spike Erdogans drinking water with coke so he'd start foaming at the mouth so much more openly than before? It's the Greek, right? They've been sinking refuge ships with their secret submarines to whip the public into a frenzy, to force the Germans to ....
What?
What?