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EXCLUSIVE - Assassin's Creed Black Flag Remake is Closer Than You Think

New details on the Assassin's Creed franchise, including a surprise details that the Assassin's Creed Black Flag Remake.

insider-gaming.com

Insider Gaming understands that this is part of Ubisoft’s ramp-up strategy for the Assassin’s Creed series, which will see around 10 Assassin’s Creed titles of various lengths and experiences released in the next five years. This includes Assassin’s Creed codename Jade, a fully-fledged mobile offering with a tentative date in Q2 2025 (FYQ1 26).

 

[Clintizzle]

No thanks.

 

[Da1337Vinci]

Has far cry no appeal or something or why is only AC being pumped out.

 

[baphomet]

And they wonder why no one gives a shit about their newest one.

They ran it into the ground.

 

[Gaiff]

Lol, I remember a while back they said they would slow down. Now they’re doubling down. I hope they all flop and Ubisoft goes bankrupt. Those guys will never learn.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Lunarorbit]

Lol, I remember a while back they said they would slow down. Now they’re doubling down. I hope they all flop and Ubisoft goes bankrupt. Those guys will never learn.

Yup. That lasted 2 years i think. After origins i believe.

What a shit studio ubi has morphed in to.

 

[Auto_aim1]

I know these idiots are capable of making good games still. The most recent one was the prince of persia game which I greatly enjoyed. Not sure who is telling them to keep churning out these AC games. It will end up like Final Fantasy where SE still thinks people care about the brand.

 

[Holammer]

I haven't played a single game in the series and I don't plan on doing so because they plop out another ten.

 

[Itchy Tickles]

I remember a number of years back, Ubisoft said they were going to stop releasing a new Ass Creed game every year as it made gamers burnt out and sales got hurt. I think they switched to 1 game in roughly 2 years about 4 times.

Fast forward to the desperate cries of a failing company today, and now they are threatening 2 games a year? Do even the hard-core Creed fans (if they exist) want this?

If it means they waste more money and fail even more, then go for it, Ubisoft.

 

[EDMIX]

I mean, maybe.

If we count their ports, remasters, remakes, mobile on top of the new titles, sure it could be lol but tbh, that doesn't sound that off from what they already do

(that is if we are actually counting, like EVER title they put out in the actual series btw)

 

[Radical_3d]

— Gentlemen: Outlaws sold poorly because our formula is burnt. Ideas!
- Release 10 Assasins Creed in five years?

— Brilliant!!!

 

[RyRy93]

Let’s double down on quantity over quality…

 

[EDMIX]

Has far cry no appeal or something or why is only AC being pumped out.

They still do Far Cry titles, I believe AC is merely more popular, so I'm sure they'll still do Far Cry 7

Gaiff I mean, did you read the article? The list of titles they are talking about are not all AAA main AC titles or something

When they said they would slow down, that is 100% correct, AC is no longer a yearly IP in regards to its mainline releases, so....this whole "double down" doesn't make sense, this is actually around what they did last gen, as in I don't see it as MORE if you are actually looking at that list

They put out mobile titles, smaller games, some VR thing etc, so I'd look at that list before rage posting with this idea that they are talking about AAA releases

They are not..

 

[Bloobs]

I haven't played a single game in the series and I don't plan on doing so because they plop out another ten.

Well, if you do ever feel like it, only play AC2 and maybe Black Flag/Origins.

 

[Judge Magister]

Well if you are Sega it's seems to be fine.

Origins brought me back to the series because Egypt setting. Liked Odyssey but I'm back to not caring about this series.

 

[Kiraly]

Lol, I remember a while back they said they would slow down. Now they’re doubling down. I hope they all flop and Ubisoft goes bankrupt. Those guys will never learn.

These games existing affect you how exactly?

 

[Little Mac]

Haven’t played an Assassin's Creed game in over a decade. They get boring real quick for me. Only Ubisoft game I’ve played recently is the Prince of Persia Lost Crown game which was good but not great.

 

[Gaiff]

These games existing affect you how exactly?

Why would I want shit games to keep coming out lol?

 

[Robb]

 

[Ridicululzz]

Hm, so going off of the article it's a mix of mainline titles, remakes, and mobile games? I'm interested to see how the mobile game is gonna be. I doubt I'll play it, but I wonder if it'll be like a gacha game.

 

[dreamstation]

Ewwww no thanks

 

[MALpractice311]

Un-fucking-believable. I posted this a few days ago as a bit of a joke.

When you make the same game every 6 months, people are bound to get bored.

When your games consistently go on sale for 25% to 50% off 4 to 8 weeks after release, people are going to stop buying on release date.

When your digital rental service costs a few bucks a month, people will eventually learn they can subscribe for a month at a time, play your new releases and then immediately unsubscribe.

When you intentionally make your lead female character uglier than the actress who provided voice and mocap, you might avoid upsetting a couple dozen game journalists and a few hundred easily offended people who live their lives eternally on Twitter, but you immediately turn off the mainstream audiences that actually buy games.

All of these factors were bound to eventually catch up to Ubisoft.

And now they are literally planning on doing what I thought was an exaggeration in jest.

 

[EviLore]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

 

[Bojji]

Fuck me...

QUALITY Ubisoft, not QUANTITY is needed for you, stupid motherfuckers.

 

[Bernardougf]

 

[Gaiff]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

Some of them sound awesome, especially the first one.

 

[owandeseis]

And i plan to buy 0 assassin's creed within the next 5 years. Perfectly balanced.

Hit me up when you release another Splinter Cell by the way!

 

[Radical_3d]

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Ok. I change my vote. I’d buy the shit out of this. Collector edition and all. Specially if the narrator starts every chapter like “In this chapter… Hammond kills a Templar with a Munstang… May eats at the Consul’s palace… and we all engage in a race with horses carts!”

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Keep diggin' that hole. Will satisfy whoever's buying. Makes the deal sweater.

 

[Radical_3d]

Keep diggin' that hole. Will satisfy whoever's buying. Makes the deal sweater.

Every time I think is the right moment to buy Ubi stock a new rumor that predicts misfortune shows up : (

 

[Kurotri]

Hm, so going off of the article it's a mix of mainline titles, remakes, and mobile games? I'm interested to see how the mobile game is gonna be. I doubt I'll play it, but I wonder if it'll be like a gacha game.

It's essentially Odyssey with an ancient China coat of paint but for phones.

 

[Robb]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution

Apparently concept art leaked for all of these.

 

[Larivel]

 

[Laptop1991]

I stopped buying them after Valhalla due to Ubisoft's attitude towards us, the gamer's, we don't own them says Ubisoft, we are horrible people when their games sell badly says Ubisoft, i can't play any of the games i bought on older OS that they were made for and have to use the latest or whatever Ubisoft dictates, you can pretend to play on Steam but have to use our crap launcher as well, which isn't really being on Steam we will insult your countries history whenever we like lol,

I forgot one, we will charge you as much as we possibly can with as many versions as possible and then MTX every single one of them says Ubisoft!.

They can make a hundred Assassin Creed's in 5 years, it doesn't change their attitude towards us gamers or irrelevant customers as they see us lately, and it doesn't mean they are going to be good anyway, what a joke they are now lol.

 

[Edgelord79]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

I… would actually buy some of these.

 

[pasterpl]

It is almost like horizon series on PlayStation /s

Being completely serious, who the f*ck will buy 2 assassins creed games a year? Nobody is asking for more of the same. It is the only Ubisoft IP that is somehow generating profits and they want to milk it as much as they can, but I think strategy to oversaturate the market with it will make it sell less. Next MS will be realising 4 COD games every year, and Sony will be remastering remasters of remasters, at least 6 a year.

 

[Begleiter]

Most will be Chronicles-like spin offs, I'm sure. Mainline AC games are too bloated and expensive to produce quickly.

 

[Tajaz2426]

They can make all they want, I’ll buy them if they are good and have no store whatsoever to sell me any items that should be in the game as a reward for playing and doing different types of missions to gain them.

I believe I stopped playing at Origins because it has a store and I do not buy any games with a storefront to try and push me to separate from my money and try to normalize children to become adults with an open bank account.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to play again.

 

[T4keD0wN]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

These actually sound more interesting than whatever theyre capable of coming up with.

 

[dragonyeuw]

If I didn't know better, I would think the people charged with making these decisions have a mandate to destroy the company.

Great job, if true.

 

[Kumomeme]

quantity vs quality.

but they prioritize the former than the latter.

 

[MMaRsu]

 

[HL3.exe]

I'd rather see them farting out more Far Cry's then vomiting out AC's.

 

[winjer]

That's a lot of spam....

 

[Buggy Loop]

If that’s the plan Ubisoft has, they’re done for

The franchise is already milked to death, not even COD at its peak would have sustained a game every 6 months for 5 years.

They’re completely delusional

 

[StereoVsn]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

Yves should hire you immediately. I could see myself playing some of those!

 

[Mr.Phoenix]

And to think this was the publisher that gave us PoP, Splinter Cell, BGaE and FarCry.

How far they have fallen. And whats crazy is that their demise isn't one of not having the money to fund projects, its one of them choosing to fund the wrong projects.

 

[PatientGamer]

Early word on the 10 games in development:

Assassin’s Creed: Willy Wonka's Deadly Chocolate Factory Travel to an alternate Victorian England, where you must infiltrate the secret underbelly of Willy Wonka’s chocolate empire. As a stealthy assassin, sabotage Oompa-Loompas armed with candy-coated throwing knives and uncover Wonka's sinister plans for world domination through mind-controlling sweets.

Assassin’s Creed: Shark Tanked Disguised as an entrepreneur pitching to the Templar-controlled Shark Tank, you must convince billionaire Templars to invest in fake businesses, then eliminate them in boardroom ambushes. Use gadgets disguised as business products and outmaneuver rival assassins pitching their own deadly ideas.

Assassin’s Creed: Project Runway to the Grave Undercover as a fashion designer, you must craft killer couture that both wows the judges and hides deadly weapons. Sabotage Templar designers, eliminate runway models with poison-threaded garments, and assassinate your way to becoming the most feared designer in fashion history.

Assassin’s Creed: Green Eggs and Stab Dr. Seuss’s worlds are under siege by the Templars, and only you can stop them by assassinating villainous versions of beloved characters. Sneak into Whoville and Sam-I-Am’s farm, uncovering plots to weaponize green eggs and ham into mind-controlling breakfast food.

Assassin’s Creed: The View’s Verbal Assassins As an assassin embedded within The View's talk show panel, you must eliminate guests who are secretly Templars pushing global agendas, all while engaging in heated on-air debates. Use poison-laced coffee mugs and cutting-edge gossip to carry out your missions before commercial breaks.

Assassin’s Creed: 90-Day Assassin You are an assassin sent undercover into the world of 90 Day Fiancée, using reality TV as a front to track down Templars hiding among international couples. Sabotage chaotic weddings and deadly honeymoons, all while navigating the complexities of love, immigration, and deadly conspiracies.

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping Up with the Templars In a world where the Kardashians are secretly the heads of the modern-day Templar Order, you must infiltrate their glamorous lives and end their global influence. Sabotage their reality TV empire, disable Instagram algorithms that brainwash viewers, and eliminate celebrity allies in couture-styled assassinations.

Assassin’s Creed: Love Island of Death You’re sent to a tropical villa where contestants on Love Island are actually Templars competing for power, not love. Use beachside stealth tactics, sabotaging pool parties and romantic dinners to quietly eliminate targets while pretending to couple up.

Assassin’s Creed: The Grand Tour of Treachery Team up with The Grand Tour hosts as they unknowingly test-drive vehicles built by Templars. As an assassin, you must sabotage the world’s most expensive cars and execute high-speed assassinations on race tracks across the globe, all while maintaining the illusion of a “friendly competition.”

Assassin’s Creed: Dance Dance Deatholution Enter the cutthroat world of reality dance competitions, where choreographers and judges are secretly high-ranking Templars. Use the rhythm of the dance floor to execute moves that not only impress the judges but also conceal your deadly strikes mid-routine.

Great use of ChatGPT lol, those are actually brilliant!

 

[Bloobs]

They can make all they want, I’ll buy them if they are good and have no store whatsoever to sell me any items that should be in the game as a reward for playing and doing different types of missions to gain them.

I believe I stopped playing at Origins because it has a store and I do not buy any games with a storefront to try and push me to separate from my money and try to normalize children to become adults with an open bank account.

Maybe one day I’ll be able to play again.