Ubisoft's We Dare trailer (includes spanking and Wiimote double fellatio)

Kinect version would be awesome.

No more Wiimote being an obstacle.
 
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"We would like to play..."
 
This is wrong. This is not what Wii was created for.
 
Hyperborean said:
I am going to take this game seriously for a second.

How exactly is the wiimote suppose to properly sense any of that apple-bobbing or spanking? At the very least it would be a silly easy game if you just played it with your hands, but I am actually thinking some of this stuff is impossible.

You have to press the A and B buttons with your face. It's hard because you both have to push straight on it or else it will move away or twist.

Also it seems really unsanitary and I would only do it wearing a mask.
 
J-Rock said:
I had sex education at my school when I was 12. I live in the US. Sex is not really as taboo here as some act like it is.

sex education is about teaching you the facts of life. And perhaps in more informed schools, about STDs and contraception. Its not about teaching you handy tips for spanking and blowjobs.
 
mrklaw said:
sex education is about teaching you the facts of life. And perhaps in more informed schools, about STDs and contraception. Its not about teaching you handy tips for spanking and blowjobs.

I used biology to learn where a woman's clitoris and G-spot are. I used sex-ed to teach me about condoms. I used porno to teach me about freaky-deaky sex. With all three powers combined, I had one HELL of a time!
 
I saw this thread yesterday and thought it was a joke and disregarded it.. well came across the trailer at another forum...

needless to say, this comment on that same forum had me in tears..lol...because I think the kid was serious.

How can I play Twilight Princess knowing my dad and stepmom played this game earlier....
 
Risible said:
Now blocked from viewing in the U.S. on "copyright grounds."

Sure. They just don't want to be on FOX news, it's not like any company would release a retail game like this in America.
 
Ok, you win this time Ubi.

Never in a million years when I grew up playing NES and Game Boy did I think gaming would evolve to have Nintendo games like this. Having said that, this is the funniest and most awesome videogame commercial I have ever seen. Thank you European game companies! :)
 
mrklaw said:
sex education is about teaching you the facts of life. And perhaps in more informed schools, about STDs and contraception. Its not about teaching you handy tips for spanking and blowjobs.

I learned that kind of stuff from talking to my friends when I was 8 yrs old. Sex ED was a joke to most of the kids I knew growing up because it came too late in life.
 
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