Ubisoft's We Dare trailer (includes spanking and Wiimote double fellatio)

SpacePirate Ridley said:
Too many icecube passing in ubisoft headquarters it seems :lol

AND WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE MUSIC, WHO DECIDED TO REMIX THE FUCKING FACEBOOK CHAT SOUND!

But it surprises me
(it doesnt)
that neogaf is so upbeat watching this. I have seen parties like this at homes with alcohol and minigames, ubisoft has only replaced the handmade minigames for wii minigames.

I dont say its a good idea, its only that it doesnt surprise me a bit they decided to do it.




Its europe!

We even have series in TV with the main draw of adolescent drugs and sex and their age calification is only over 13.
Doesnt surprise me a bit.
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you mean Skins? That show is amazing regardless of the ages the kids are. If they were adults that shit would be even better. /Skins addict
 
painful fart said:
Yes, it´s absolutley brilliant and you know what, we have only seen two of the mini games.

Just use your imagination of what games will be unlocked once you have earned that ass-to-mouth trophy.
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Just wait till Sega makes a clone of it. Mario and Sonic at the.......
 
painful fart said:
I hope there will be a series of Developers diary videos for this game .
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Iwata Asks: We Dare

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I watched this at work and soon there after HR appeared and escorted me out of the building. Nothing good has come out of this trailer.
 
At least the porn parody will be entertaining.

EDIT: And by entertaining I mean it will be the exact same video but the girls will be naked.
EDIT2: And have dildos instead of Wii remotes.
EDIT3: Fuck it, might as well write a script and sell it to some porn company. This crap writes itself.
 
xKilltheMx said:
you mean Skins? That show is amazing regardless of the ages the kids are. If they were adults that shit would be even better. /Skins addict
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Nope, dont know what skins is, but im sure its one thousand times better that the one im talking about.
Its from Spain, its "Fisica o Quimica" (Physics or Chemistry) and its probably one of the worst series ever. Its really bad, and I mean REALLY bad.
Its the typical highschool series with the kids living in the edge. Its like "hey kids, drugs and unprotected sex is good when you are a minor!" Tough guys and bitches are super cool, and if you are not with them you are a shitty kid and you have to be bullied.

The stories are shit and are only done so girls love the tough guys that are going to hit them in the near future (becuase, you know, thats love) and boys masturbate thinking about the bitches.
So they are trying to have adult themes cattered to young people. Adults (and for adults I mean more than 18 year olds) would face palm watching that shit.

Im not a puritan, but that shit is horrible and I would never leave my kid watch it. I would probably show him some good porn first than that horrible shit. This type of series, reality shows and pink press (yellow press I think is called in english) is the cancer of tv in our country.
 
I advise many couples seeking swinger relationships to just have sex instead of buying WeDare.

They didn't even care enough about the game to replace "We" with "Wii."

Clearly that's a sign of the quality of the title.
 
The Online match up thread is gonna be awkward.
 
I was on campus before, so I didn't watch the trailer until now. What THE FUCK?!

Edit: Okay, I'm officially grateful to Ubisoft for this just because of the Dead Island and Mad World videos with this trailer.
 
Tomat said:
I advise many couples seeking swinger relationships to just have sex instead of buying WeDare.

They didn't even care enough about the game to replace "We" with "Wii."

Clearly that's a sign of the quality of the title.
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would be kind of silly to release a Wii titled game on PS3.
 
Grecco said:
would be kind of silly to release a Wii titled game on PS3.
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Didn't notice this was multiplatform :S

...still should have called it WiiDare anyway.
 
I pose this challenge to the people:

Does Guile's theme really go with everything? I don't have the tools to do but I want to see the truth.
 
bandresen said:
I pose this challenge to the people:

Does Guile's theme really go with everything? I don't have the tools to do but I want to see the truth.
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Yes, it does. Someone did a quick youtube doubler mock up earlier in the thread. I'd make it myself and upload but I seem to have lost my Guile theme =/
 
Zomba13 said:
Yes, it does. Someone did a quick youtube doubler mock up earlier in the thread. I'd make it myself and upload but I seem to have lost my Guile theme =/
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It works.

Is this a case where the abstraction of a controller is the only reason the platform holders are letting it slide? This really seems like the Kinect game we all wanted where we can scan in our own controllers.

Orgies need achievement scores.

Wait shit, rule #1 of fan vids.
 
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