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Banned
(edit: meant to say “habitual line stepper.” Gotta stop posting from my phone)
You may remember Jones as the guy who was previously suspended over what he claimed were tainted “gas station dick pills,” telling Joe Rogan he uses them because “I have a huge dick.”
You may also remember him as the guy who was high as fuck and hit and run on a pregnant woman who was stopped at an intersection red light. After crashing into the woman’s car, Jones booked it out of there but returned to retrieve his drugs, or, “valuables.”
You may also know him as the greatest MMA fighter of all time.
This is how Jon Jones self-quarantines:
Source: ESPN
Can’t wait to see Dana go full red face when he gets asked about this
You may remember Jones as the guy who was previously suspended over what he claimed were tainted “gas station dick pills,” telling Joe Rogan he uses them because “I have a huge dick.”
You may also remember him as the guy who was high as fuck and hit and run on a pregnant woman who was stopped at an intersection red light. After crashing into the woman’s car, Jones booked it out of there but returned to retrieve his drugs, or, “valuables.”
You may also know him as the greatest MMA fighter of all time.
This is how Jon Jones self-quarantines:
According to the criminal complaint, an Albuquerque PD officer responded to the sound of a single gunshot around 12:58 a.m. Thursday morning. The complaint stated that the officer saw a black Jeep with a man inside the vehicle in the driver's seat -- identified as Jones -- and another person outside the vehicle by the passenger-side door.
The officer wrote that he saw an open bottle of alcohol behind the passenger seat and said that Jones said he did not know where the gunshot sound came from. Another officer was called, and after completion of a DWI investigation, Jones was placed under arrest, per the complaint.
The Jeep was towed from the scene. Upon a search, a handgun was found underneath the driver's seat, along with a spent round outside the driver-side door. The complaint stated that the round matched the caliber of the gun.
Albuquerque PD director of communications Gilbert Gallegos said in a statement that Jones' gun would be tested to see if it was used in any crimes.
Source: ESPN
Can’t wait to see Dana go full red face when he gets asked about this
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