UK Citizens Use Death Standing 2 to Bypass Porn Blocks

As the UK moves ever closer to being a dystopian hellhole, gamers find a creative solution to access their favourite porn sites:


"Those of you living in the UK will be aware of the introduction of a set of "safety measures" which will require you to disclose your identity in order to access adult content. This obviously includes porn sites, but has also rolled out on services like Discord and Reddit.

Not every site implements the security measures in the same way, but some require you to scan your face using a smartphone camera in order to confirm you're of a certain age. It's a potentially dystopian development which raises concerns about all kinds of personal security risks.

While many of the verification companies claim photos won't be stored on their servers, it's perfectly understandable why people wouldn't want to participate in the process at all. So the obvious workaround is to use a VPN of some sort.

But creative Brits have also come up with another solution: scan Norman Reedus' face using Death Stranding 2: On the Beach's photo mode.

A lot of these security checks require you to complete a variety of different poses, like opening and closing your mouth, so the ability to select Reedus' facial expression comes in really handy here. And when you pair that with the overall quality of the character models in Kojima Productions' sequel, it all works a treat.

While we haven't personally tried it for ourselves, we've seen several people mention it on X (or Twitter), and PC Gamer wrote up a first-hand report as well.

We suppose if these safety measures can be so easily bypassed, then it's not massively different to the old "enter your age" verification forms we've all become accustomed to – it just takes a little more effort and nous than saying you were born in 1900 now.

It is pretty funny to think Reedus is about to become the most prolific gooner in the UK, though. He accessed Pornhub how many times in the last 30 minutes?!"


God bless Kojima and God bless the gamers of the UK!
 
Truly a nanny state.

Now the gov will be aware of the work around, poor chaps.


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imagine living in uk xD cooked country

I don't need to imagine it. I live it. To add to the dystopian vibes, the Home Office have just launched a new police unit to monitor anti migrant messages on social media.


My wife and I are looking to move to Poland. She's Polish, I speak Polish and we have an apartment there as well. The wages may be lower, but at least it doesn't resemble something from the mind of George Orwell.
 
I don't need to imagine it. I live it. To add to the dystopian vibes, the Home Office have just launched a new police unit to monitor anti migrant messages on social media.


My wife and I are looking to move to Poland. She's Polish, I speak Polish and we have an apartment there as well. The wages may be lower, but at least it doesn't resemble something from the mind of George Orwell.


Move to Poland ASAP 👍
 
I don't need to imagine it. I live it. To add to the dystopian vibes, the Home Office have just launched a new police unit to monitor anti migrant messages on social media.


My wife and I are looking to move to Poland. She's Polish, I speak Polish and we have an apartment there as well. The wages may be lower, but at least it doesn't resemble something from the mind of George Orwell.
Almost like they know how fucking bad its gotten so now they wanna shut you up.

Had like... Four non white kids in my high school and there was one black family on the council estate.

Whenever I walk the street now there's like no white people. If white people be hella evil why are all non whites wanting to get here? 🤔🤔
 
Move to Poland ASAP 👍

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Also, this is a problem in some states in the US as well. I live in Oklahoma and was surprised to see a popup a few months ago telling me I was no longer allowed to visit one of my favorite sites because of a new state law that requires some identity verification. Thankfully running a VPN and connecting to a server in Toronto is an easy way around it, but yeah - dumb.
 
The UK has become such a dystopian shithole, it's sad to see.

But I don't really see how they can enforce this though. There's so many small "unknown" porn sites that I don't see how they could know to block them all. It's probably just the big ones.
 
I don't need to imagine it. I live it. To add to the dystopian vibes, the Home Office have just launched a new police unit to monitor anti migrant messages on social media.


My wife and I are looking to move to Poland. She's Polish, I speak Polish and we have an apartment there as well. The wages may be lower, but at least it doesn't resemble something from the mind of George Orwell.
This is completely f-d up. UK in general is becoming a police state that Comrade Xi would approve what with arresting people for even having pro-nativity signs in their yard, arresting people for Facebook posts , that whole crazy child rape ring and much more.

It's crazy how the country went from pretty good place to live to whatever the fuck it is now in like 10 years.
 
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it's pretty funny to see so many UK sux posts.. once you leave the cities and move to the countryside it's pretty much the best quality of life in the world. I love living here. Everything I need within 20 mins drive, cows and fields and forests surround my house, and far away from London.
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UK is beyond saving.
Yes unfortunately. I was planning to retire out of the UK but now I want to be out within the next 5 years.
it's pretty funny to see so many UK sux posts.. once you leave the cities and move to the countryside it's pretty much the best quality of life in the world. I love living here. Everything I need within 20 mins drive, cows and fields and forests surround my house, and far away from London.
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Don't you worry its coming towards your way. I live in the suburbs and I used to think like you but then the suburbs got ruined.
 
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Yes unfortunately. I was planning to retire out of the UK but now I want to be out within the next 5 years.

Don't you worry its coming towards your way. I live in the suburbs and I used to think like you but then the suburbs got ruined.

Suburbs of where exactly? I live in the middle of a national park area so no chance of much changing any time soon for me.

There are loads of great and long term safe places to live... I would be keen to see what exactly you mean by 'ruined'...
 
I don't need to imagine it. I live it. To add to the dystopian vibes, the Home Office have just launched a new police unit to monitor anti migrant messages on social media.


My wife and I are looking to move to Poland. She's Polish, I speak Polish and we have an apartment there as well. The wages may be lower, but at least it doesn't resemble something from the mind of George Orwell.

Good choice. Poland will overtake the UK economically at the end of this decade. If you want to live in a safe, economically prosperous country with traditional values, you'll have to move to Eastern Europe because Western Europe is a lost cause.

I saw this video from Poland last week, it was the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while. Traditional values for the win.

 
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Suburbs of where exactly? I live in the middle of a national park area so no chance of much changing any time soon for me.

There are loads of great and long term safe places to live... I would be keen to see what exactly you mean by 'ruined'...
Sure buddy.

There is no escaping the changing demographics time bomb.
 
If Starmer wasn't PM you'd catch him on Fabguys I'm telling you.

Whatever happened to those three Ukrainian gay escorts/male models who tried to set fire to Starmer's previous home and car? I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened there ...
 
Seriously, at this point, if his name showed up on the Epstein list, I wouldn't even be surprised.

Why would Starmer be interested in hanky panky with young girls ....?
 
Man, it's so depressing and stressful seeing all this happen in my country.

What an absolute pile of dog shit this country has become - I seriously want to move out but my daughter's in school and my missus family lives here.

I see no good future here at all. made me laugh when they were talking about conscription and people having to be willing to fight for their country - I wouldn't spit for this shit hole
 
Looking forward to all the inevitable scandals that's going to come from this law. All the identity theft. MP porn accounts getting leaked. Kids uploading selfies to black market sites.

Truly impressive how retarded this countries politicians are
 
Truly a 4th world country at this point.
London and Birmingham are considered the worst places in the UK.

New York is still worse than both.

The homicide rate in London is much lower than rates in big cities in the United States. For example, while New York City is often considered one of the safest large cities in the US, the homicide rate in New York City in 2021 was 3.7 times higher than the homicide rate in London that year.
 
The UK has become such a dystopian shithole, it's sad to see.

But I don't really see how they can enforce this though. There's so many small "unknown" porn sites that I don't see how they could know to block them all. It's probably just the big ones.
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London and Birmingham are considered the worst places in the UK.

New York is still worse than both.

The homicide rate in London is much lower than rates in big cities in the United States. For example, while New York City is often considered one of the safest large cities in the US, the homicide rate in New York City in 2021 was 3.7 times higher than the homicide rate in London that year.
To be British is a fate worse than death - Shakespeare
 
London is a sh1thole compared to East Asia city standards, but compared to most major city's in the US it's safe, where they have 10-30x the number of homicides. :messenger_open_mouth:
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Imagine being one of the most powerful nations in history at one point and now you can't even afford air conditioning for citizens.

LMAO. I'll take lord tronald dump all day if it means I don't die of heat exhaustion in the summer and can keep jorking it.

God bless Murica!
 
Yep, similarly dumb ideas are propagating across bunch of "red" states in US. "For the children" and all that.

Considering that even US gov can't help against getting hacked, trusting identity to the states or supposedly "safe" third party would be insane.
 
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