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[ohlawd]

last girl has a nice body

 

[Dennis]

No, because you could also pass that test if you're small or flat. Breasts weigh a lot when they're big, so even perky ones are going to droop a little and form a tight wedge.

Nah, I am pretty sure the other way round was a thing too.

Someone back me up here.

 

[Enduin]

Nah, I am pretty sure the other way round was a thing too.

Someone back me up here.

Backup has arrived. Pencil test has been around for ages to prove whether you have saggy boobs or not. You want that pencil to drop and hit the floor, not your boobs.

 

[Dennis]

Backup has arrived. Pencil test has been around for ages to prove whether you have saggy boobs or not. You want that pencil to drop and hit the floor, not your boobs.

GAF. I told you so.

 

[Aselith]

GAF. I told you so.

How much did you pay him

 

[Reversed]

I saw a photo of a AV actress holding one of her DVD works like that.

Not telling who.

 

[Enduin]

How much did you pay him

Wikipedia don't lie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test_(breasts)

Also it's a super old racist test too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test_(South_Africa)

So who knew a pencil could be both racist and sexist.

 

[liliththepale]

Nah, I am pretty sure the other way round was a thing too.

Someone back me up here.

Does this mean you think the breasts in the article are too saggy?

 

[Dennis]

Does this mean you think the breasts in the article are too saggy?

No.

The test is stupid either way.

 

[snake fish]

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Down with saggy breasts!

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Boobs are cool.

 

[Mortemis]

I thought the pen test was the opposite: that girls wanted the pen NOT to stick because that meant they had perky, non-saggy, breasts.

That is how I always heard it.

Yeah, I've heard of it like this and it's pretty stupid.

It still is here too.

 

[GorillaJu]

No, because you could also pass that test if you're small or flat. Breasts weigh a lot when they're big, so even perky ones are going to droop a little and form a tight wedge.

Tell me more about these "breasts"

 

[inky]

 

[Live Free or Die]

Wow nice.

 

[dragonflys545]

Nice.

 

[GorillaJu]

From the Wikipedia article on this

"In 1975, the student senate of the University of Texas at Austin passed a dress code that among other things made it mandatory for women to wear a bra if they could not pass the pencil test. The decision was filibustered by a female senate member, and she was physically removed from the room before the vote passed 11-9.[3]"

What the fuck :lol :lol :lol

 

[NastyBook]

I changed my mind...I'm a big areola guy.

The dinner plater, the better.

 

[TickleMeElbow]

I've heard of a different pen test.

It involves picking up pens.

Spoiler

With your vagina.

 

[Arkos]

Tell me more about these "breasts"

You know when you feel a woman's breast and it's just like, a bag of sand?

 

[liliththepale]

You know when you feel a woman's breast and it's just like, a bag of sand?

Lol, what? That's not what they feel like at all.

edit: oh, 40 yo virgin reference. Gotcha.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

You know when you feel a woman's breast and it's just like, a bag of sand?

Yea thats what people told me growing up. And then you actually feel a boob...

 

[friskykillface]

You know when you feel a woman's breast and it's just like, a bag of sand?

Hi Andy.

huh was wondering what my friend was talking about when she said she could do this , made me go wat and now i see its a thing thats been happening haha

Boobs are cool.

yes they are.

 

[GorillaJu]

You know when you feel a woman's breast ...

;..;

No...

 

[Dennis]

You know when you feel a woman's breast and it's just like, a bag of sand?

You made a sand bag woman?

 

[ModBot]

Cool, middle school stuff.