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[enzo_gt]

"I don't need $40k to battle Lux"

Not pictured: Morpheus looking ninja that fought with Loaded Lux, actually he's the blurry dude to the right of Daylyt behind Lux.

Daylyt ended his last 2 rounds with

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I've still got the option to take the blue pill

.

EDIT: B Magic had a very, very minor stumble in his second round, but he picked up immediately. His first round was better.

Daylyt just took the blue pill, took off the glasses and put the blue rag on his head.

 

[The Last Emperor]

I'm pissed

I'm following the high stakes hashtag on twitter but these republicans have high jacked it on some Benghazi shit

"Where was Obama when our diplomat was dying #high stakes"

Fog with that shit

 

[enzo_gt]

TLE use #UWHighStakes as the hashtag.

Day had a super hard

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Truman Show line

. Wasn't a punchline but it was sick. A lot of

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gen/gin flips

. Day is being super unorthodox, this is a rewind battle, it's impossible to catch everything.

Day just pulled out the ski mask. B Magic has been dying of laughter this entire battle.

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"WHAT THAT, DO I GOTTA PUT THIS IN THE MATRIX OR SOMETHING?"

EDIT: OMG HIS ENTIRE SIDE OF THE ROOM STARTED DOING EVERYTHING IN SLOW MO. Slow Mo twerking, slow mo ass slapping, slow mo Loaded Lux guy saying "You Gon Get This Work" this is unreal

EDIT2: B Magic had another really small stumble in the third. TBH you can't call this battle live. I would say 2-1 either way, debatable regardless. I might give B Magic the first and Day the 2nd but that could change. Laura Tarsi hasn't seen The Matrix SMFH. I think that this battle will be remembered as something crazy because of the clash of styles, it's so hard to judge this sort of thing.

EDIT3: Holla vs. O-Red up next.

 

[Esch]

so.... watching now

 

[The Last Emperor]

Twitter saying magic won with bars and daylyt executed the best performance of all time


Youtubeeeeee

 

[Malleymal]

Shit this ppv....

This is how Battles should be from now on..

period

 

[Esch]

this chick in the white dress...

whewwwww

 

[The Last Emperor]

Did hitman remix yet?

 

[enzo_gt]

Holy shit hitman

Holy shot

Holy fuck that round, holy shifty skxnthr

 

[mileS]

so jealous right now...

 

[The Last Emperor]

Holy shit hitman

Holy shot

Holy fuck that round, holy shifty skxnthr

I'm so pissed right now lol

 

[The Return of]

So far Ored is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in comparison to Hitman Holla

 

[Esch]

Holy shit hitman

Holy shot

Holy fuck that round, holy shifty skxnthr

You know me bruh, i dont even like Hitman and I have to admit that shit was amazing. it's making Red's round look wack in comparison


told yall, O-red is trash

 

[enzo_gt]

Hitman Holla... de-fucking-livered.

Mayweather line in the first round
The "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" line

The Remix.. oh god the remix. Hitman did it again. 4/4 with Remix. The way the camera caught the Remix of him throwing the gun was fucking PERFECT

EDIT: O-Red's remix sucked, fuck outta here with that bullshit.

EDIT: Jack Thriller needs to STFU through people's rounds.

 

[The Last Emperor]

Has o reds voice cracked yet?

 

[enzo_gt]

O-Red's wrestling scheme was okay.. the way he delivers it just loses all of the punch, it's dragged out over like 2 minutes with lots of filler.

Holla starting off his 2nd round sorta corny.

 

[Esch]

someone get jack thriller out of here

 

[enzo_gt]

someone get jack thriller out of here

Someone needs to take his fucking drink away. Arsonal is even telling him to chill.

EDIT: O-Red bringing up the rollerskating hahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahaha

 

[Esch]

 

[mileS]

thank you lord. the audio is great.

I was worried.

 

[enzo_gt]

This is why O-Red got the 2nd.

thank you lord. the audio is great.

I was worried.

Yeah, it's like night and day compared to everything else UW has done.

 

[Heel]

lol begging for the crowd to be entertained smh

dead

 

[Esch]

Clearly 1-1 so far

 

[enzo_gt]

"I said Red... let the bitch knock on the door!"

O-Red always looks guilty as fuck when it comes to this shit. Like when Big T and Calicoe both did the thing about him kissing the girl that was giving head, he had this SAME guilty face.

Taken 2 *dead*

EDIT: Lmao he's telling the same story hahahahhahahaha O-Red will never get away from this hahahahahhahahahahaha

 

[mileS]

holy shit

roastin

 

[Heel]

When the old white cameraman is laughing you know you done lost.

 

[enzo_gt]

Lmao even Jack Thriller thought it was over after that.

 

[Esch]

yeaaa these punches aren't landing

 

[Esch]

God bless Jayblac. Dudes got me dead, give him a job smack.

This white chick though....

 

[enzo_gt]

O-Red lost the biggest match of his life. Ain't nobody tryna hear you after the third person corroborates the story about you doing that scust shit.

2-1 Holla.

Holla pretty much solidified himself as a legend, if he wasn't already.

 

[The Return of]

I miss the Daylyt and B-Magic. Need that asap

 

[mileS]

lmao Laura Tarsi is there? oh my.... This is my first time hearing her talk for long periods of time.

"so like, you just like, totally like, did amazing. like oh my gawd."

uggh. awful.

 

[Esch]

This faceoff has me feeling some type of way. I think it's gonna be a war honestly. if calicoe doesn't show up like a corpse

 

[enzo_gt]

45 mins until the feed goes out, WTF?! Fuck Calicoe and Surf, put on Lux vs. Hollow. FuckouttaherewiththatBS.

 

[mileS]

holy shit they only have 45min before they cut the PPV off? whaaaaat. thats clearly not enough time for two more battles.

 

[The Last Emperor]

45 mins until the feed goes out, WTF?! Fuck Calicoe and Surf, put on Lux vs. Hollow. FuckouttaherewiththatBS.

Lmao wtf

 

[Esch]

Fucking Calihoe. What a piece of trash.

 

[enzo_gt]

holy shit they only have 45min before they cut the PPV off? whaaaaat. thats clearly not enough time for two more battles.

Clearly only enough for 1 battle. What the fuck.

Side note:

@CHARLIECLIPS 3m
ARSONAL BETTER NOT PERFORM NO SONGS OR WALE GONE SUE #HIGHSTAKES

dead

- - -

PAP, PAPOOSE PAPOOSE

 

[mileS]

This is Calicoe's revenge... hold up the battle, causing the main event with Lux to be cut off or cancelled. lol

 

[Esch]

 

[enzo_gt]

Surf channeling his inner Clips/Verb catching the coin.

"Named that .40 December, that's a cal-ender" whew

real talk though if I don't see Lux/Hollow tonight.....

 

[Esch]

this event is kinda falling apart

 

[The Last Emperor]

This white dress girl tho

 

[enzo_gt]

Surf looks like he cut that last round short. I give the first round to Cal for the Biggie and GNC lines.

 

[Esch]

Surf had me laughing with the pool story but Calicoe's punches were harder, crowd control was better, and he had some dope lines.

Lol they got like 10 minutes before UStream boots them

 

[The Last Emperor]

These dudes won't be quiet lmao

This is a shitshow

 

[enzo_gt]

Surf stop being a fucking diva, people will shut the fuck up when you start getting into your lines.

I have a feeling Ars just said that shit on the stream so they'll STFU, but it just made everyone rowdier.

EDIT: Surf just Rick Ross'd Calicoe.

EDIT: I'd edge the 2nd to Surf, for personals over bars.

 

[The Return of]

Calicoe always seem so salty haha

 

[Esch]

having trouble calling these rounds. too much fuckery going on, from the crowd and surf. But i can't stand calicoe. arrrgghh

1-1 i guess

 

[enzo_gt]

Lol @ the Joe Budden getting rejected line hahah. Another round cut short though, fuckouttahere Surf.

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Joe Budden about to stop letting Surf sleep on his couch after tonight