Well , I just broke up with my gf . This second actually . On valentines day of all days . Guess I'm playing The Last Of Us Dlc .
Don't drive drunk, get a cab.Like I said earlier, me and my wife are going to eat out (don't know where yet), and we usually drink a lot on valentine's.
I just hope the cops don't make us pull over... DUI conviction on valentines is not cool, man! (she's driving, I only have my license for 3 months, she's a better driver but women have less tolerance for alcohol, and a field sobriety test will suck!)
My love drew me a fucking sweet valentines card and changed my desktop into that this morning.
Now i feel like i have to do something back.. But i don't know what :/
Like I said earlier, me and my wife are going to eat out (don't know where yet), and we usually drink a lot on valentine's.
I just hope the cops don't make us pull over... DUI conviction on valentines is not cool, man! (she's driving, I only have my license for 3 months, she's a better driver but women have less tolerance for alcohol, and a field sobriety test will suck!)
"Happy alentine's day. You'll be getting the V later" My girlfriend just said this to me over Skype. She's in Canada currently. She's coming on Sunday. She will arrive on the 16th.
Sooo, I will be doing nothing on Valentine's day proper.
literally nothing. My wife hates it almost as much as I do.
But that could be a trap
I wanna splash inside all ur wives an gfs. Leave them with my seed
Like I said earlier, me and my wife are going to eat out (don't know where yet), and we usually drink a lot on valentine's.
I just hope the cops don't make us pull over... DUI conviction on valentines is not cool, man! (she's driving, I only have my license for 3 months, she's a better driver but women have less tolerance for alcohol, and a field sobriety test will suck!)
Guys are bringing in this to work today! Yummy![]()
How romantic!
Like I said earlier, me and my wife are going to eat out (don't know where yet), and we usually drink a lot on valentine's.
I just hope the cops don't make us pull over... DUI conviction on valentines is not cool, man! (she's driving, I only have my license for 3 months, she's a better driver but women have less tolerance for alcohol, and a field sobriety test will suck!)
Like I said earlier, me and my wife are going to eat out (don't know where yet), and we usually drink a lot on valentine's.
I just hope the cops don't make us pull over... DUI conviction on valentines is not cool, man! (she's driving, I only have my license for 3 months, she's a better driver but women have less tolerance for alcohol, and a field sobriety test will suck!)
I need that card.
Something like that here too. Will still be awesome because we're both so fucking awesome anyway.She's cooking, I'm baking, and we're watching House of Cards until we pass out.
/romance
I just did a corny Valentines day thing and left a gift basket on the doorstep of the target of my affection. I feel like I am 35 years younger than I am.
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How romantic!
Hahahahahha fuckin ron Damon rulesPretty much this:
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I guess I should go get a card at lunch...
crap