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[Prospero]

Some of these are pretty funny.

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what are these?
peonies?
I hate peonies.
You couldn't get roses, you cheap bastard?
Ugh, there's still dirt on the stems.

What is this?
M and fucking M's?
Right.
Here's the god damn watch I bought you.
Check the time.

Time to get a job, fucker.

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winona ryder

stole my heart

and pleaded not guilty.

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[Oni Jazar]

L is for the lovin' I give you every night.
O is for the orgasm it causes.
V is for your legs spread up in ecstasy.
E is for the sound you make when you screech.
Damn, I'm good.
I hope you got me a good gift.


:lol :lol

 

[belgurdo]

Baby, I know sometimes I can say the wrong thing.
Like when I told you that you aren't funny
and that when you think I'm laughing it's just the sound of my
eyes rolling around in my head in complete irritation.
But I need you to know, that deep down,
and I mean deep, deep down.
I just wish
you'd shut your damn mouth for three seconds
while I eat my dinner.
That's all I ask.
Now give me a kiss.

:lol

 

[Prospero]

These are written by a woman, by the way.

 

[Dilbert]

Since this is already published in print, I guess I can share a love poem of sorts:

MINKOWSKI†

Everything is moving apart, they say,
and usually I believe it.
They have proved many things with pen and paper
about bodies and triangles and cause.

There was a bent man at a desk
who realized that time and distance
are both just arrows pointing.
I see him watching a sunset with his wife.
The sun is ninety-three million miles away, he might say,
or eight minutes into the past.
She might say, I love you,
and the words don’t reach him for a second.

© -jinx-



† Hermann Minkowski (1864-1909); German mathematical physicist who combined space and time as elements of a four-dimensional approach to describing relativistic phenomena.

 

[COCKLES]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue,
I didn't get a Valentines Card,
So what the fuck else is new?

 

[etiolate]

You know I love you.
We shower together.
And you make me stand in the drafty spot.
I don't complain.
I get a better view of your ass that way.

:lol

I should write that in my card.

 

[Prospero]

Since this is already published in print, I guess I can share a love poem of sorts:[...]

Wow--that was really good.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

My POEM
FUCK VALENTINES DAY
VALENTINES IS NO SAINT
FUCKER RAN OFF WITH MY BITCH

(c) naz

 

[Dilbert]

Wow--that was really good.

Thanks.

 

[Doth Togo]

I wish
We could go back.
Way back.
Like, to when I was five.
And be the new girl on your block.
The one that walks slowly by your house.
You notice me.
And I catch your eye a few times.
And then one day you walk up
And ask if I'm lost.
I just smile, and say I like to walk here.
And you ask if I want to play ball with you.
I say yes
Because I like your smile
And because you seem really nice
And we play together all day long
And from that day on we become best friends.
I wish I knew you way back then.
So that I was always there.
Right there.
When you needed me.
I could be there your entire life.
Always knowing what you wanted
What you needed
What makes you happy.
I'd know you like I know my own skin.
I'd be a part of you
And you a vital part of me.
Together.
For as long as we can remember.
Making each other
Gloriously happy.
And I'd never let you down.
And all of my memories would be filled with you.
I love you

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I really like that one.