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READING, Vt. (AP) -- A 120-pound Vermont black bear is back in the woods after getting its head stuck in a milk can. It took a state biologist, firefighters and police about 45 minutes to free the bear's head from the can after the animal was found late Sunday morning off Vermont Route 106 in the town of Reading.

The Rutland Herald said officials estimate the bear had its head stuck in the old fashioned milk can for at least six hours before it was found.

Fish and Wildlife Biologist Forrest Hammond said the bear had been running and bumping into trees and boulders.

Hammond used soap to lubricate the bear's head so the can could be pulled off, but it didn't work. Firefighters helped him cut the can off.

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[numble]

Give a mouse bear a cookie...

 

[Kurtofan]

He couldn't bear it anymore.

 

[Souldriver]

Aaaw

 

[SmokyDave]

All this propaganda from the Bagged Milk Association is getting unbearable.

 

[Guy Legend]

When will bears learn?

 

[Apoc29]

I read the thread title as "Vermont bear with head stuck in milk" CAN BE rescued and assumed it was a typo, but that didn't make sense until I saw the OP :lol

 

[Wes]

Coward.

 

[Nickovic]

WINNIE!

 

[JoeBoy101]

Bear would have been fine if milk had been in a bag.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

When will bears learn?

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bear.jpg[img]

[img]http://iheartalking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/babybear.jpg[img]

[img]http://www.2dayblog.com/images/_teddy_usb_3.jpg[img]

[img]http://www.follymuseum.com/images-08/pooh-jar.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

Move over dogs, Jars are now man's best friend.[/Colbert]

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Silly bear. That's not for honey!

 

[Stumpokapow]

Bear would have been fine if milk had been in a bag.

ahahaha bag milk continues to dominate

 

[hulkamania-owns-you]

I fucking hate bears and am jealous of their super strength vs. size ratio.

A 200 pound black bear can fuck a guy like brock lesnar up real quick. Then even if you could put your arm in its mouth to fend them off that way, which you probably can't because they are fast, they would claw your stomach out.

And even if you started stabbing them in the guts, you might not have enough time to inflict a lethal wound. If you did they would rage you to death, shit on your face, then go off 2 miles and die

I want to see some testing on what the bear would do if you let it get close and stabbed it and sliced it in the nose, mouth and eyes? I am thinking even if they are big and nasty they have some survival instincts and these kinds of wounds would be painfull and annoying and make them get the fuck out of there?

 

[JoeBoy101]

I fucking hate bears and am jealous of their super strength vs. size ratio.

A 200 pound black bear can fuck a guy like brock lesnar up real quick. Then even if you could put your arm in its mouth to fend them off that way, which you probably can't because they are fast, they would claw your stomach out.

And even if you started stabbing them in the guts, you might not have enough time to inflict a lethal wound. If you did they would rage you to death, shit on your face, then go off 2 miles and die

I want to see some testing on what the bear would do if you let it get close and stabbed it and sliced it in the nose, mouth and eyes? I am thinking even if they are big and nasty they have some survival instincts and these kinds of wounds would be painfull and annoying and make them get the fuck out of there?

....

*backs away slowly*

 

[Like the hat?]

I read the thread title as "Vermont bear with head stuck in milk" CAN BE rescued and assumed it was a typo, but that didn't make sense until I saw the OP :lol

haha me too!

 

[Cheeto]

This wouldn't have happened if the milk came in a bag

 

[RubxQub]

Can imagine strolling through the woods and you happen upon a bear with the head of a milk jug? As if bears weren't terrifying enough...

That picture actually makes me feel bad for the dude. To die that way would be pretty shitty.

 

[Lunchbox]

This wouldn't have happened if the milk came in a bag

yeah, the bear wouldnt have the chance to get rescued if that was the case

It would've committed suicide after seeing milk in a bag