Cerebral Palsy said:Haven't used a wallet for a couple of years now. They suck! Just roll your id/cc up in what little cash you have and stuff that shit in your pocket.
ForzaItalia said:In my whole life I've never used a wallet. When I die I will be a John Doe until I am identified, with money in one pocket and a condom in the other.
spliced said:I just got a leather wallet a few years ago and I've discovered they suck. Once they stretch out they don't go back, so if you have a bunch of cards in a section then take a couple out the rest will have a tendancy to slide out because that sleeve has been stretched out.
You do remember how that turns out, right? Enjoy picking up your shit when it explodes in your fucking face.bionic77 said:I have too many cards for that to happen. I follow the George Costanza philosophy when it comes to wallets.
I always thought they were the same thing. Dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster agree.Error Macro said:Actually, no one has mentioned wallets in this thread so far. You're all talking about billfolds.
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temp said:I always thought they were the same thing. Dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster agree.
God, that's past nit-picking. I can't even find a definition that says bills being folded or unfolded is exclusive to either.Error Macro said:Actually, MW says that wallets are usually for carrying unfolded bills. In the traditional use of the word, that's correct.
BuG said:You do remember how that turns out, right? Enjoy picking up your shit when it explodes in your fucking face.
George pulling out his wallet.
George: Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money.
Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.
Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.
George: I need everything in there.
Jerry looking through George's wallet
Jerry: Irish money?
George: I might go there.
Jerry: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster.
George grabbing back his wallet.
George: All right, just gimme that. And gimme some of those Sweet & Lows.
bionic77 said:Hmm, this thread has not been very successful yet. I was hoping it would end up being like the shoe threads in the past.
Ask GAF for help on nice wallets, you don't get much help. Ask GAF who the best porn star is today and you get a 6 page thread with 2 billion views.
Error Macro said:This is what you do: Go to the nearest outdoor/indoor swap meet, convenience store, etc., and buy one of their inexpensive leather deals. Black.
I've thought about upgrading in the past, but seriously, no one gives a shit what you carry your money in. It's not like someone is going to notice, or even care to compliment you on it.
Btw, I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.
bionic77 said:Eh, I am not doing to impress anyone. Just want a nice wallet for a change.
Error Macro said:This is what you do: Go to the nearest outdoor/indoor swap meet, convenience store, etc., and buy one of their inexpensive leather deals. Black.
I've thought about upgrading in the past, but seriously, no one gives a shit what you carry your money in. It's not like someone is going to notice, or even care to compliment you on it.
Btw, I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.
bionic77 said:Hmm, this thread has not been very successful yet. I was hoping it would end up being like the shoe threads in the past.
Ask GAF for help on nice wallets, you don't get much help. Ask GAF who the best porn star is today and you get a 6 page thread with 2 billion views.
bionic77 said:Eh, I am not doing to impress anyone. Just want a nice wallet for a change.
heavy liquid said:I use a wallet like this:
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I hate giant wallets, and this is the only one that I can actually stand. I think I bought mine a few years ago at J. Crew for around $15 or $20.
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This has enough space for all the cards I need to carry (medical/ID/credit card/atm/student ID/etc), and it doesn't feel bulky. The only thing is it doesn't have one of those see-through ID pockets which would have been nice but it hasn't been much of an issue for me. Added bonus, it matches a jacket I have.
How much are you willing to spend? This one was around $40. Before I found this one I was considering a Ben Sherman wallet which was around $50.
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Has GAF failed you, or have you failed GAF?bionic77 said:Hmm, this thread has not been very successful yet. I was hoping it would end up being like the shoe threads in the past.
Ask GAF for help on nice wallets, you don't get much help. Ask GAF who the best porn star is today and you get a 6 page thread with 2 billion views.
FreakyFink said:Has GAF failed you, or have you failed GAF?
i would never carry a wallet that costed more than the money inside is worthfugimax said:Man these suggestions blow. Get a real wallet.
http://www.vajacases.com/images/accessories/leather-wallets_en.html
fugimax said:Man these suggestions blow. Get a real wallet.
http://www.vajacases.com/images/accessories/leather-wallets_en.html
fugimax said:Man these suggestions blow. Get a real wallet.
http://www.vajacases.com/images/accessories/leather-wallets_en.html
He *did* say he wanted something flashy.Well hellooooo Mr. Fancypants.
fugimax said:He *did* say he wanted something flashy.![]()
fugimax said:Man these suggestions blow. Get a real wallet.
http://www.vajacases.com/images/accessories/leather-wallets_en.html
Ecrofirt said:Since someone already used the Bad Motherfucker wallet, I present you with my second choice.
Duct tape wallets.
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