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Wanking Emails: (Up: Also Op is a serial wanker possibly twice between emails)

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Hello pervert,



I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.



Have you heard of Pegasus?

This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners.

It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, and Windows.

I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.



It's been a few months since I installed it on all your devices because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the internet.

During this period, I've learned about all aspects of your private life, but one is of special significance to me.

I've recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial porn videos.

Given that the "questionable" genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick perversion.



I doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.

Every number in your contact book will suddenly receive these videos - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on email - everywhere.

It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your former life.

Don't think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your perversion might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved punishment to stop you.



Better late than never.

I'm some kind of God who sees everything.

However, don't panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I.

But my mercy is not free.



Transfer $1320 USD to my bitcoin wallet: 1xxxxxgagare34345



Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will permanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure - my benefit is only money.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.


____

Anyone else had these hilarious emails?

Received the same one twice this morning lol
 

Thick Thighs Save Lives

NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
Yeah, a friend of mine received something similar on his work email lmao.

Edit: I think this should be in the offtopic section though.
 
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FeralEcho

Member
Sigma GIF

Me as someone with no web cameras or social media presence.
 
Hello pervert,



I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.



Have you heard of Pegasus?

This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners.

It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, and Windows.

I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.



It's been a few months since I installed it on all your devices because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the internet.

During this period, I've learned about all aspects of your private life, but one is of special significance to me.

I've recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial porn videos.

Given that the "questionable" genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick perversion.



I doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.

Every number in your contact book will suddenly receive these videos - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on email - everywhere.

It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your former life.

Don't think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your perversion might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved punishment to stop you.



Better late than never.

I'm some kind of God who sees everything.

However, don't panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I.

But my mercy is not free.



Transfer $1320 USD to my bitcoin wallet: 1xxxxxgagare34345



Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will permanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure - my benefit is only money.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.


____

Anyone else had these hilarious emails?

Received the same one twice this morning lol

You must wank a lot to get this message twice in a single morning
 

AV

We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space
Yeah, had a lot of these.

The "clever" ones are the ones that paste a password you've used in the past that's been part of a data breach somewhere. Mine was from NeoPets or some shit. But a lot of people will still use decades old passwords and those people probably get freaked the fuck out by that and pay up.
 

Ar¢tos

Member
It’s about what you jerk off to. I guess you’re afraid of your family knowing you like footsie stuff or watching donkeys or anything.
But if they hack the phone /tablet camera they can't film me and what I'm watching at the same time, they would need a camera behind me.
 

DAHGAMING

Member
Its real mate, I have installed the shit on hes devices and I was wanking off to him spying on you wanking over some ahegaho porn the over day.
 

calistan

Member
You should try baiting the bastards. Use a disposable email address and tell them how you really want to pay up but can't afford the full amount.
 

Reizo Ryuu

Gold Member
I like how this stupid email just assumes you have a camera on your computer, I guess the scammer is hoping they are reading it on a laptop.
 

Garibaldi

Member
What's the controversial porn? DM the links for research purposes.

Btw, you need to be proactive. Just do what I do. WhatsApp everyone five mins before you go on porn. A full itinerary and AFK schedule.
 

Mistake

Gold Member
Jokes on them, I have no shame. I said the same about airport scanners, which always say I have an anomaly in the crotch region for some reason :goog_unsure:
 

tommolb

Member
I haven't had any of these in a while, but last time I told them to send the video out to everyone as I wanted everyone to see how well "equipped" I was :)

I got a reply too, which went along the lines of "Just pay up"
 

Kamina

Golden Boy
Received something along the line on one of my trash email accounts some time ago. Just less edgy.
I pity the people falling for that trash.
 
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jufonuk

not tag worthy
Hello pervert,



I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.



Have you heard of Pegasus?

This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners.

It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, and Windows.

I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.



It's been a few months since I installed it on all your devices because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the internet.

During this period, I've learned about all aspects of your private life, but one is of special significance to me.

I've recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial porn videos.

Given that the "questionable" genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick perversion.



I doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.

Every number in your contact book will suddenly receive these videos - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on email - everywhere.

It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your former life.

Don't think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your perversion might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved punishment to stop you.



Better late than never.

I'm some kind of God who sees everything.

However, don't panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I.

But my mercy is not free.



Transfer $1320 USD to my bitcoin wallet: 1xxxxxgagare34345



Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will permanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure - my benefit is only money.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.


____

Anyone else had these hilarious emails?

Received the same one twice this morning lol
wanks GIF


im horny jack nicholson GIF
 
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FunkMiller

Gold Member
Nothing is going to stop me slapping it over midgets dressed as Labour politicians from the 1970s. You can send me all the threatening emails you want, Nigerian Colin.
 

BlackTron

Gold Member
The dumbest part is that they want bitcoin but this is supposed to prey on exactly the type of tech illiterate people unlikely to be using or understand bitcoin. Still, if one desperate idiot out of a 10,000 email blast sends any money, well, that's $1300. I assume they make some money from these emails.
 
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