Support NeoGAF

[RootCause]

THIS IS JUST A DISTRACTION NOTHING TO SEE HERE

This thing happened a decade ago. Bill, well.. How long ago was that? So much cringe.

 

[funkystudent]

Oh shit.


He walked right into Hillary's trap card.



This debate is going to be hot fire.

 

[User 85168]

He apologized. What a beta cuck.

 

[.JayZii]

Listening to the trump response while vaporwave is playing in another tab. Fitting.

 

[JehutyRunner]

https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/784514883614154752

Even North Korea is slamming trump.

A new low has been reached.... Any word from ISIS?

Oh my God. I just spent a solid two or three minutes laughing seeing that. The mere fact even the North Koreans are going all in against Trump is just... delicious.

 

[Saganator]

They know it's over. If anything, at this point, they are disengaging.

Edit: They are talking about it right now.

Wonder if they'll just morph in a weather channel.

 

[minor effort]

omg that "see you at the debate on Sunday" closing line sounded soooooooooooo pissy and bitter.

 

[Jerbs]

I said some shit. But Bill! Hillary!

 

[Escape Goat]

They know it's over. If anything, at this point, they are disengaging.

Their audience has been in bed for 4 hours already.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

They've had 8 hours to prepare a response and all they could do is that 90 second video? Haha oh man.

 

[Permanently A]

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10157844642270725/

Those fb comments...

 

[Krejlooc]

https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/784514883614154752

Even North Korea is slamming trump.

A new low has been reached.... Any word from ISIS?

Rotten Papaya Donald Trump burnishes credentials for US Warlord by releasing recording as another lecherous US rapist.

I almost want to like this tweet, lol

 

[Captin Quacker]

"I've said some foolish things"

i'm diyin

 

[Strimei]

Donald sounds like someone off-screen has a gun to his head haha

Sniff twice if you still want to grab her by the pussy

He did sniff in the video too! Right after apologize was one sniff, and he did it again later!

So he does!

 

[Loxley]

That was less genuine than when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had to apologize for sneaking their dogs into Australia.

 

[Hierophant]

They've had 8 hours to prepare a response and all they could do is that 90 second video? Haha oh man.

i'm assuming they couldn't rein him in long enough to actually put out a substantial response

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

It's like the first minute was focus group tested by his campaign, and then the last thirty seconds was something he insisted on adding in.

 

[CHC]

Wooooooooow fuck him. Would have been slightly ok with the first part, but it just nosedives after the let's be honest part. Sad.

It probably took so long because he was fighting with his writers to somehow cram in attacks. I can imagine them trying to baby him through the whole concept of an apology video and him just rolling his eyes and railing on dems.

In the end they just met in the middle and he pushed through their stuff so he could get to his own bit that he fought to have added at the end.

 

[NYR]

Fox News playing the statement in full now, almost a full 10 minutes after everyone else.

 

[mercenar1e]

this is going to be a wild debate.

 

[Cmagus]

Wooooooooow fuck him. Would have been slightly ok with the first part, but it just nosedives after the let's be honest part. Sad.

The replies in that page are just as sad...the media needs to double down on this and Hillary needs to hammer him about this.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I joked earlier about that episode of The Office where Michael had to give an apology video and it really was reminiscent

Hello, I am Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. By now you're probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. I have literally apologized an infinite number of times over this, and still there are calls for me to resign, calls from an annoying woman and possibly even the media alike. Well, let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I will not resign. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team to remove me from this office, and maybe not even then. There is no way I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with. Not to my clients. And especially not to me. Let's not forget who this resigning business is really all about.

I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for gas. Gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn't even me. It's so not fair that they want me to resign. If I could leave you with one thought, remember, it wasn’t me. They are trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to god, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.

 

[necrosis]

"Rotten Papaya Donald Trump" LMAO

lmfao

 

[vypek]

People still super supportive in those facebook comments....crazy

 

[Dash_Riprock]

I've heard more sincere-sounding apologies from toddlers.

 

[Primus]

Whoops. Ignore me.

 

[hoos30]

Rick Astley?

Him too! I'm tired.

 

[Codeblue]

Did they find an old Late Show set to film that in front of?

 

[N.Domixis]

Let he who hath not grabbed the pussy cast the first stone.

I just through the whole planet with my sinless hands.

 

[RoKKeR]

"These words don't reflect who I am."

Bull-fucking-shit. This just confirms who you really are.

 

[Xyrmellon]

I am not at ALL a Hillary supporter, but if I were her on Sunday during my opening statement I'd remark on Trump's comments and say I couldn't stand on the same stage with him and walk off.

 

[Slayven]

like he had a gun to his head

 

[Sweeney Tom]

@POLITICOMag
Trump on women: “You have to treat ’em like shit.” (New York magazine, Nov. 9, 1992) http://politi.co/2dBjbgE

 

[Absinthe]

The fuck, to the people saying this is typical straight guy behavior? Rape culture is alive and well.

I wouldn't say it's typical, but if you've ever worked construction or other types of blue collar work you can hear lots of shit like this. Usually young guys, not fucking adults though.

I really can't believe how crazy all this is getting! Waiting to see what else comes out

popcorn.gif

 

[Jeffrey]

whats even the point when hes gonna throw all this in the gutter when questioned live on sunday?

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Those fb comments...

Boys will be boys can we stop bringing up these silly issues and focus on real issues like Benghazi and the emails.

Dying rn.

 

[Saganator]

Fox News has a better (higher quality video and sound) version apparently. You can actually see his eyes move left to right as he reads it. It took them hours to make this shit?

 

[Meowster]

That might have been the worst statement I have ever heard.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

LMAO 90 seconds of "WHAT ABOUT BILL!!???"

 

[Gobias]

 

[benjipwns]

I joked earlier about that episode of The Office where Michael had to give an apology video and it really was reminiscent

Now I wish Trump said "You have one day."

Thanks a lot.

 

[MIMIC]

"See you at the debate."

 

[GravityInsanity]

 

[Smellycat]

Just heard about this... sickening

And that video he just posted... did he seriously say that he will bring up Bill Clinton's scandal at the debate?

 

[NYR]

Fox News commentators saying now that was "painful to watch", talking how he is garbage on the TelePrompter. Fox News is ripping him on the canned speech, haha!

this is going to be a wild debate.

He'll go full dirty now. Nothing to lose. It will be a national disgrace.

 

[RootCause]

Very poor reading skills too.

 

[Captin Quacker]

like he had a gun to his head

someone should look in to that

 

[Jeffrey]

lemon makes a good point.


'this was 10 years ago, who cares, lets talk about bill which was 20 years ago!'

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Wooooooooow fuck him. Would have been slightly ok with the first part, but it just nosedives after the let's be honest part. Sad.

If he stopped right before let's be honest that would have actually been a pretty good response.

But this is Trump, he can't ever stop. He actually went with let's be honest BUT BUT BILL CLINTON

 

[chadskin]

Transcript, via https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/784608719908798464