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[*Nightwing]

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Worth it.

 

[Sushi_Combo]

Never an issue if you have a bidet and get enough fibre in your diet.

 

[E-Cat]

Still cracks me up (no pun intended)

 

[Lunarorbit]

"but it's still food for thought."

Ahhhhhhh
Nice

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Im in the office today.

Please please thread, be office friendly. I want to know more

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Azelover]

I don't lick ass, at least not literally. I kiss ass. I love getting licked though. It's a wonderful feeling.. I also like having a finger in there. I believe every man owes to himself the experience of getting fingered.

 

[TGO]

Can't understand why you'd want to go anywhere near someoney butthole with your mouth.
Around it? sure, but the hole?

 

[Days like these...]

Wanting a new tag huh?

I don't lick ass, at least not literally. I kiss ass. I love getting licked though. It's a wonderful feeling.. I also like having a finger in there. I believe every man owes to himself the experience of getting fingered.

So the dudes you get with don't demand you reciprocate?

 

[ReBurn]

What a way to go

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Now this is science!

I'll be 100% honest. I like eating my wife's ass. As in, I really, really like munching it like a man possessed.

If you can't watch the video, the main point is the Shigella bacteria, which can give you Shigellosis. This is caught when you consume the Shigella bacteria, so basically when you're eating shit.

Shigellosis symptoms include diarrhoea (often bloody), abdominal pain, stomach cramps. It can also be passed to other people without them having to lick your ass.

Yep. if you're eating ass you better make sure it's fresh and clean. Towards the end of the video they have a step by step process on how to clean your ass if you want take part in some rimming action.



Has this new science put you off, or are you still going to munch booty? Considering my wife is very, very clean and I'll only eat a freshly washed booty, I have nothing to worry about, but it's still food for thought.

Also, I hope the mods don't think this is too lowbrow or crude. I know licking ass can be funny, but it has seen a rise in popularity and this video could be very beneficial to a lot of Gaf members who are thinking about or already eat booty.

Fantastic advice. As someone who's done it with 2 women. (both insanely-cleanly) I feel that I do enjoy it. It's a little depraved, but I wouldn't do it if I was dating. It's something I would only do with a long term partner and let's be honest here... I am not dating someone who doesn't take their bodily hygiene seriously.
Eating ass like a possessed maniac? Join the party.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Looking at the stats in the video, lots of people don't understand that if you're eating ass then that ass needs to be WASHED.

How is this news to anyone with a functioning brain?

 

[Majormaxxx]

Girls have cooties.

Also, you have seen vids of how surgeons wash their hands? That's how this surface should be cleaned to avoid contamination.

Personally I'll pass.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Who would had guesses eating shit is bad for you? I wonder if eating vomit is bad too!

To be fair the 2 girls 1 Cup ladies are still going strong.

 

[CGNoire]

Jesus Christ Is nothing too Perverse or too Degenerate for this generation?