Weird shit you do
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Brian Griffin
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Feels good man.
Dog food is delicious
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As do I, but I also wipe back to front and I can't re-teach myself to do it correctly.
ChubbyHuggs
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I pee sitting down but facing forward. Only at my house though. When I was younger and went through my growth spurt apparently my aim got off and my parents hated cleaning the bathroom up after me so they told me to sit down when I pee but I hated the feeling of sitting down to pee. Sitting down normally to pee makes me feel like pooping. So I turned around, put my butt on the front of the seat with the legs off to both sides. Now it's the same 'feeling'/angle as standing up and no splash/mess.
When I'm out in public I don't care if I miss a little or get some splash on the bowl so I stand up normally.
Everyone that's seen me pee like this says they've never seen it before. Do any of you pee like this?
When I'm out in public I don't care if I miss a little or get some splash on the bowl so I stand up normally.
Everyone that's seen me pee like this says they've never seen it before. Do any of you pee like this?
Brian Griffin
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This isn't weird. It'd be weird if you didn't look and just pulled up your pants with your current level of skid mark potential completely unknown.
PaulExcellent
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I draw little butts on the back of every new notebook I get.
Then, when people at work or school steal the notebook, I flip to the back page, and everyone laughs at them.
That's pretty weird.
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I also like cleaning my home at 2 A.M or so.
Then, when people at work or school steal the notebook, I flip to the back page, and everyone laughs at them.
That's pretty weird.
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I also like cleaning my home at 2 A.M or so.
Dr_Boris_Goltz
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I'm the same way. This also applies to many other things that aren't just games.
Silas Lang
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I have to pace around the apartment/office/ or wherever I am at if I talk on the phone. I can't just sit there for some reason.
anarckitty
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Always wipe until the paper comes up clean. Words to live by.
Grenouille
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I trim my nails without the use of any object or mouth. I simply use my right hand nails to cut the left hand nails and vice versa. Im not sure if im making myself clear but it works. I dont know if this is a common thing since i dont go around asking people how they treat their own nails.
Brian Griffin
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I use baby wipes. Sitting around naked feels awesome and knowing that your butt is 100% clean makes it even better.
I used to do this when I lived at home. Felt so good.
Interferon
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I do this alot, not only when thinking. I tend to do many circles around my coffee table while speaking on telephone, which many find amusing
NotMyUsername
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That's pretty much the only way I've done it for at least 15 years. I've clipped a few times but I don't personally own clippers so I had to borrow roommates. That was typically pre-job interview or trying to look extra fancy for a lady. Pretty much guarantees I always have short nails.
Like the OP I rarely drink water. I'm a little surprised nobody else is the same. Not saying I expect it to be common but figured at least a few more people would share the "habit." And for those completely unaware you're generally okay getting water from all other sources (other drinks and foods). And obviously I'm not arguing that soda and juices are all healthy for you with all the sugars and everything, just noting that someone isn't going to die because they don't actually drink much water. I can easily say I've gone weeks without drinking water straight from a cup in my past. I've tried to improve this and go some days drinking around 16-32oz of water but those are short spurts. When I workout often I drink more water so there's that.
I've put my right shoe on before my left for at least the past 16 years. I honestly don't know when it started but I remember first noticing it in middle school. My first girlfriend knew about the habit and tried to force me into putting my left on before my right because she thought it was humorous but then got really mad when I refused. Keep in mind we were twelve years old so being angry about something that dumb is more easily forgivable.
I don't like the sensation of chewing meats. Processed stuff is fine since there's little give to it and chews easily. But stuff like roasts or steak I'll cut small, chew a tiny bit, and then swallow largely whole. I'm also not crazy about the taste of steak and most meats by themselves so it all works out.
I eat kiwis whole, skin and all. I also used to eat the entire apple including the core and stem. I suck on almost all candy to make it last much longer. This was a habit formed from when I was growing up and my family was very poor so candy came infrequently and I did what I could to preserve it. My Halloween candy was stretched to last a whole year and I'd refill my supplies.
Without actually quoting...
Salsa on eggs is fantastic. I've never done ketchup. I actually got in the habit of making a can of chili, scrambling two or three eggs, and putting them together in a bowl with salsa and sour cream. It looks putrid but tastes great. Would likely be better with a thicker chili but I rarely buy it that way. I should throw in some Spanish rice...
When I essentially lived alone I showered and used the restroom without ever turning on the light. I left the door open and the place generally was lit up well and a streetlight would shine in nicely if it was in the evening. I really miss doing that.
I go back-and-forth on peeing sitting down or standing up. Over the course of my life I'm 90% standing up but I occasionally just like to sit down and relax to pee. Part of that relaxing is simply not having to think about aim or split streams surprising me or any of the other situations that could end with pee not staying completely in the toilet.
I'm sure there's plenty more and others that I'm the same as other posters and forgot about while reading through the thread.
Edit: Wow, that's a lot more text than I expected. Ugh, I often write too much.
MisterNegative
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I masturbate in the toilets at work. I only do it one time and I've done it at every place I've ever worked at.
I masturbate to the Jada fire porn on my phone. Real fucking truth.
I masturbate to the Jada fire porn on my phone. Real fucking truth.
AuthenticM
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Same. I also have a thing with numbers, regardless of context. I always try to use "beautiful" numbers, such as 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 20, 22, etc.
Don't worry, I got the reference.
I knew we could get along. Peeing this way changed my life.
this.
also, OP...water has a taste...?
tuna on toast
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I'm 27 and I would still do this.
What if you were on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway?
IceDoesntHelp
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Am I really the only one that can taste the shitty water from tap, and the plastic water from bottled water?
Sword Familiar
178% of NeoGAF posters don't understand statistics
You're not a alone. Water has taste. Also, water tastes differently depending on where you drink it. I've been to plenty of places where it didn't taste particularily good, and other places where it tasted fantastic.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
I know what it's called silly.
I was just adding on something else that was good.
Edit: Unless you were talking about them being the same.
Nah, a lot of folks don't know the name in these parts. While we have tons of hispanics, there's not a lot of blending.
bigDdestruction
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I always piss on that toilet bowl cleaner that hangs on the side of the toilet.
Broder Salsa
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Use the cars driving the opposite way.
I eat my food in "sections". So if I have potatoes, vegetables and a meat, I will eat all of one first, then the all of the next and then all of the last item. I work from the least favourite thing on the plate to my favourite. Even if it is something that's all mixed together (like a pasta with veggies and meat) I tend to eat each component separately - a bite of the veggies and then one of pasta.
I also have to have something to drink (water, milk, juice, pop etc) with anything that I eat. It doesn't matter if it's a couple of crackers or a full meal. If there is nothing to drink, I won't eat.
I also have to have something to drink (water, milk, juice, pop etc) with anything that I eat. It doesn't matter if it's a couple of crackers or a full meal. If there is nothing to drink, I won't eat.
I like to smell my fingers whenever I touch my balls or anus.
Why would you go against God/Evolution?
Why would you go against God/Evolution?
If there isn't a tiny bit of blood on the toilet paper, my ass isn't clean yet.
No wonder it feels raw all the time.
This. I dread playing new games just because I know I'm going to end up cleaning the entirety of my upstairs area.
Thatonemoor
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I'm afraid of Ketchup. Not really something I do but ever since I was a kid the stuff freaked me out.
Conor_Fool
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Ehh...
So do you buy a water bottle and just spray it on your ass?
Also, there's a difference between your own shit and someone else's shit. I love smelling my farts, but I hate smelling someone else's fart, even if they smell the same. You should be okay with your own shit particles.
I would just wet the tp if I used a bottle since it's hard to get an angle. I normally use a watering can with a narrow nozzle.
And replace the dog shit in my original question with your own shit. You'd still wipe your arm with tp and be done with it? Right.
The texture of cotton balls freaks me out. I get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.
I can't think of anything super weird I do. I nibble my finger nails, but that's because I'm really good at trimming them and do so on the commute to or from work.
I don't wear matching socks. Haven't in 20+ years; each morning I pull out two socks, and if they match, I toss one back. I make exceptions for weddings, funerals and job interviews.
BuddyJoeHooker
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When ever I hear "More than meets the Eye" I hum the transformer transition theme
You actually try to get mismatching socks? What's wrong with wearing matching socks once in awhile?
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