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Welcome to Night Vale [Mafia] |OT| The Dog Park will not harm you
- Thread starter RetroMG
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End of the day. Hunting Time. Eating time. Jealous time. A rustle in the trees. The source? A flying owl, envious of the fun to be had.
You might want to ask the faceless woman who secretly lives in your home. I'm pretty sure she's within hearing distance of you right now. Even if you whispered. She might know.
Or tumblr.
They even have one for Yeeny!
"The average person is swallowed by eight spiders each year while sleeping."
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
fffffffffffffffffffffff
im melting out of love. ugh. so much, so much glorious, haunting, beautiful and disturbing stuff in here. just my kind of thing.
*_____*
royroy.... i've always played favourites >
.... like, how birds are some spider's favourite meal........ >Unmasked Ferret
Member
fffffffffffffffffffffff
im melting out of love. ugh. so much, so much glorious, haunting, beautiful and disturbing stuff in here. just my kind of thing.
*_____*
royroy.... i've always played favourites >
When is Cecil going to report about this feud between the birds and the spiders? I'd love to know what the city council wants us to do during this trying time.
AbsolutBro
Member
testing testing
gag me with a spoon.
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
Hyperactivity
Banned
It's a good ting I'm not in this game with you scrafty, or I would stick true to my promise right now XD
so I decided to try to find an appropriate avatar........
meh, close enough.
wouldn't you like to, like, know.
meh, close enough.
wouldn't you like to, like, know.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
Dear Diary,
So like, today I finally arrived at the town I'll be staying at during my vay-cay! Yay!
I think it's called like, Night Dale or something. I dunno! I just know it's 'sposed to be, like, a hotspot for hot people like me!
I like, didn't get the reception I expected though. Seems like this place has just as many lamewads and meanies as there are back home, and that's like, totally unfab. I think I even saw, like, a spider! Ew!
Hopefully things will be better once I get my beauty sleep. Until then, like, stay fresh!
Love and peace,
Lucy "Scrafty" Diablos
So like, today I finally arrived at the town I'll be staying at during my vay-cay! Yay!
I think it's called like, Night Dale or something. I dunno! I just know it's 'sposed to be, like, a hotspot for hot people like me!
I like, didn't get the reception I expected though. Seems like this place has just as many lamewads and meanies as there are back home, and that's like, totally unfab. I think I even saw, like, a spider! Ew!
Hopefully things will be better once I get my beauty sleep. Until then, like, stay fresh!
Love and peace,
Lucy "Scrafty" Diablos
How does your bikini stay on?
ScraftyDevil
Banned
String and like, tape. I put a few star stickers on it too to make it prettier!
Ever have a wardrobe malfunction?
lady, can't you tell the difference between your diary and a public forum on the internet?
Edit: The fact that the first name is Lucy.... makes me want to watch lucy daughter of the devil.
Unmasked Ferret
Member
It's clearly a diary with an audience. Get with the times.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
Barf! Like, bag your face, you wastoid!
You're a true Ring-a-ding Girl
I love your avatar ❤
Looks like I'll have some catching up to do with that podcast.
Also a PSA for everyone here: I'm in Australia which is around 14-15 hours removed from this games starting time. The game starts at 5 AM the 17th for me. I'll be posting evening-late night from US players perspective. If I get crazy and post LATE at night for me it'll be early morning for you guys. As an example it's 6:30 PM right now for me but after midnight for the US.
Just a notice in case anyone wonders why I'm not posting... it is probably because I'm asleep. I'll get back to you guys when YOU are asleep. Heh heh.
Also a PSA for everyone here: I'm in Australia which is around 14-15 hours removed from this games starting time. The game starts at 5 AM the 17th for me. I'll be posting evening-late night from US players perspective. If I get crazy and post LATE at night for me it'll be early morning for you guys. As an example it's 6:30 PM right now for me but after midnight for the US.
Just a notice in case anyone wonders why I'm not posting... it is probably because I'm asleep.
I'll get back to you guys when YOU are asleep. Heh heh.
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
Looks like I'll have some catching up to do with that podcast.
Also a PSA for everyone here: I'm in Australia which is around 14-15 hours removed from this games starting time. The game starts at 5 AM the 17th for me. I'll be posting evening-late night from US players perspective. If I get crazy and post LATE at night for me it'll be early morning for you guys. As an example it's 6:30 PM right now for me but after midnight for the US.
Just a notice in case anyone wonders why I'm not posting... it is probably because I'm asleep.
omgomgomgomgomg
another australian gafia player *________*
........ i feel your pain (about time zone) but just post when you're up and gaffing and you'll be fine. the only thing that always shits me was missing the day ends when the voting goes crazy :<
ONCE they even turboed the day when i was asleep and that was roooooooood
>:C
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
this invariably happens
i actually set my alarm to wake up at the wee hours in the morning when i think the voting is going to be important
but other than that, i leave it up to my fellow townies
to fuck it up
mind you the last game i played in, i helped lynched our doctor on day 1 :>
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
listening to that podcast and it is deliciously creepy.
also ditto for me on the timezone shenanigans, and im in New Zealand so im even further in the future ( haha, i know what you'll all say at least 2 hours before you say it!)
this is going to be fun!
also ditto for me on the timezone shenanigans, and im in New Zealand so im even further in the future ( haha, i know what you'll all say at least 2 hours before you say it!)
this is going to be fun!
yeah i didn't do that for the games that ended and started early. i was like "if I want to make it before the end of the day I'd have to get up 2 hours earlier than normal...... fuck it, I'd rather lose"
fffffffffffffffffffffff
im melting out of love. ugh. so much, so much glorious, haunting, beautiful and disturbing stuff in here. just my kind of thing.
*_____*
royroy.... i've always played favourites >
I need some breakfast and I think a tasty spider would do wonderfully!
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
AbsolutBro
Member
were I better with paint.net I could clean up the edge pixels, but I can't find them ;_;
psyched for this. introduced a friend to the podcast and I think he'll enjoy it. I have a few days, but I'm not sure I'll get caught up on the whole thing by then.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
Oh my gawd, a dog park! I like, totally love dogs!
I would like, super appreciate free wi-fi too. The hotel I'm staying at has wi-fi but it like, keeps automatically sending me to bizarro sites I never asked for. At least the room service is good. The maid seems like she's always around, even if she's like, a billion years old.
ScraftyDevil
Banned
No, silly, I'm from America! Like, just south of Beverly Hills in the winter, and just north of Miami in the summer!
I've like, been to Svitz before though. It was like, so boring! Nothing but dumb old arches and a gross wet wind that like, totally messed up my hair.
The faceless woman who lives in my home keeps deleting my tumblr bookmarks and I'm not sure if the pictures are council approved.
*slams table*
There is no "dog park"! If it did exist I'm sure tourists would not be allowed in it.
Unmasked Ferret
Member
They probably wouldn't let dogs in it either. There's always Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex though. That's where tourist should go, they have beer and buffalo wings!
Speaking of things that don't exist, I'm disappointed that this thread has no subtitle. Just "Welcome to Night Vale [Mafia] |OT|" feels like it's missing something. Couldn't Retro have added a fun subtitle like the Harry Potter thread?
=/
I agree. Or I hope that we have someone willing to explain these hints for those of us less in the know.
That's part of why I'll be interjecting with reports from Night Vale, to try to help alleviate that.
RetroMG, syndicated columnist, whose work appears in more than a hundred newspapers. By nature a cynic, a disbeliever, caught for the moment by inspiration. He knows this is more than an idea; a calling. To educate, to inform, to shed light to the unenlightened. What he doesn't know is that this idea will bring him straight into the mouth of Night Vale.
"The radio came on by itself... it always did at this time of night. Cecil Palmer, the host of Night Vale community radio, spoke to her. News, the community calendar, traffic.
She listened when she could to Cecil. Most of the town did... Cecil Palmer spoke of the horrors of everyday life. Nearly every broadcast told a story of impending doom or death, or worse: a long life lived in fruitless fear of doom or death...
Look, life is stressful. This is true everywhere. But life in Night Vale is more stressful. There are things lurking in the shadows. Not the projections of a worried mind, but literal Things, lurking, literally in the shadows. Conspiracies are hidden in every storefront, under every street, and floating in the helicopters above. And with all that there is still the bland tradgedy of life. Births, deaths, comings, goings, the gulf of subjectivity and bravado between us and everyone we care about.
All is sorrow, as a man once said without doing much about it.
But when Cecil talked it was possible to let some of that go. To let go of the worries. To let go of the questions. To let go of letting or going."
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
the undertones of this thread *___* never let up, coppa, retro, all y'all <3