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Well I just had my first online hookup

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ShadowRed

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Oh about a month ago in my everlasting search for easy poon, I decided to try on of those online hook up sites. You know the ones which help you find and adult friend. After about a month of nothing I got a message in my inbox. Said that she would be coming to town and wanted to know if I was interested in hooking up. We exchanged message for a couple of days to make sure this wasn't a BS job or something. Anyhow she gets in ton and messages me with her hotel and room number. It's some really swanky hotel in the downtown area. I'm still not sure if this is a set up and don't want to go knocking on some strange door and find out I've been had, so she tells me to give her a fake name and she will add it to the room so that when I show up I will be issued a key. I think that's a pretty sound idea. So I go to the hotel and give them my name and they issue me a key to the room she said she was staying in. I go up unlock the door and go in, hopping some big burly man wasn't on the other side ready to bum rush me and have his way with my virgin asshole. Instead I came face to face to a woman about early 40s. When we exchanged messages she said she looked like Meryl Streep and I'll be damn if she wasn't an almost dead ringer for her. She was dressed in business attire, very prim and proper looking. We introduced our selves in person for the first time and she invited me to sit down on the bed. She asked if I drank I told her no I didn't but I'd have something this time. So we chit chatted a little longer then we started making out, and finally down to the dirty. I have to admit I was a bit nervous and didn't put up my usual performance but she didn't seem to mind. I got to her room at about 9 pm last night and left at around 4:30. Afterwards she said that if she came back into town that she would definitely look me up. She also said she would pass my email along to some friends of hers who were into the same thing if they came into town.

Anyhow anyone else ever hookup online? If so what was your experience?
 
Escape Goat

Escape Goat

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Why risk STDs for a few minutes of pleasure? I know too many people who are now HIV positive due to them hooking up. :(
 
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ShadowRed

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GLoK said:
Please say you wrapped....
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Yes always you don't even have to ask that when it comes to me. She did look surprised and asked what I was doing when I pulled them out. She was like I'm clean you don't have to worry about me. I was like I always wear rubbers. She was like you've never had sex without a rubber. I was like I have but you know sometimes that can't be avoided and tonight isn't one of them. She also got a little upset when I wouldn't eat her pussy as she was sucking my dick. I told her I don't do that. Never got into that type of thing.



Teh Hamburglar said:
Why risk STDs for a few minutes of pleasure? I know too many people who are now HIV positive due to them hooking up. :(
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I always practice safe sex. I value my life more than a cheap piece of ass.
 
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xsarien

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ShadowRed said:
She was like I'm clean you don't have to worry about me.
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She can be clean enough to eat off of (heh heh), but that ain't gonna stop her from pumping out a kid if you sneak one past the goalie. Good call, and fuck her for trying to make you feel bad for doing it.
 
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theo

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ShadowRed said:
She did look surprised and asked what I was doing when I pulled them out. She was like I'm clean you don't have to worry about me.
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did she try and use the "i'm allergic to latex" line?
 
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pnjtony

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ShadowRed said:
Anyhow anyone else ever hookup online? If so what was your experience?
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Tried several of those sites before, and none of them worked for me!! I became expert at catching the fake ones pretty quick. At some point I remember I reported 4 girls in a row. They try hard to make it sound like they are legitimate, yet there is always at least one thing that uncovers them.

Once I had a real reply from a real girl... I sent a usual "Hi there fake I know you are fake so what the hell are you doing here" type of message that I mustered around that time, and she replied saying that no she wasn't. We chatted on Yahoo. She was a chemistry major I think, and I thought "Ok, this might be going somewhere." She also sent her photo, and she was cute. Then she goes "yeah I am new to this site I only joined after my boyfriend insisted I join and look for other girls interested in group play :)".

(V_V) I then went on to wish her the best, and didn't forget to warn her several times not to use that site as it's full of fakes.
 
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peedi

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Teh Hamburglar said:
They are gay.
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Well, there you have it. Anal sex is just asking for the transmission of STDs. Also, it should be noted that it's a lot harder for woman->man transmission of blood borne STDs (HIV) than the reverse. This is not to say that you should NOT practice safe sex. To not do so is insanity. But there's a misconception that women and men are on even ground in the war against HIV -- they're not.
 
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Incognito

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Did you ever press charges on the crack-hoe who stabbed you with a dirty needle, Shadow? You didn't catch anything, did you?
 
Escape Goat

Escape Goat

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peedi said:
Well, there you have it. Anal sex is just asking for the transmission of STDs. Also, it should be noted that it's a lot harder for woman->man transmission of blood borne STDs (HIV) than the reverse. This is not to say that you should NOT practice safe sex. To not do so is insanity. But there's a misconception that women and men are even ground in the war against HIV -- they're not.
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Its not just HIV. Its everything. First I dont get off on the hookup, I've done it before and I get same effect by masturbating. To me the risk isn't worth it at all. And as mentione above, pregnancy is a risk too and I can't imagine the headache that would cause!
 
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gofreak

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peedi said:
Well, there you have it. Anal sex is just asking for the transmission of STDs. Also, it should be noted that it's a lot harder for woman->man transmission of blood borne STDs (HIV) than the reverse. This is not to say that you should NOT practice safe sex. To not do so is insanity. But there's a misconception that women and men are even ground in the war against HIV -- they're not.
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Of course, regardless of who's having sex, the person receiving is more at risk. However there's a non-neglible risk for the person "giving" - always use condoms.
 
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peedi

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gofreak said:
Of course, regardless of who's having sex, the person receiving is more at risk. However there's a non-neglible risk for the person "giving" - always use condoms.
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Of course, which is why I advise the practice of safe sex at all times. However, trends clearly show that heterosexual sex puts women at greater risk for blood borne stds than men, provided there is no anal sex involved.
 
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WrathOfOtaibah

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Anal penetration is damn near 100% for transmission of AIDS. I think vaginal is only 1 in 3. So if they were gay, thats your answer. They screwed eachother without the use of condoms.
 
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Boogie

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silver said:
He got some pussy.

You are on a gaming board.

WHO'S PATHETIC NOW?
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ShadowRed's on a gaming board too. OMG, so are you!

The "you're posting on a VIDEO GAME MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET" insult got old and tired a LONG time ago, dude.
 
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DarkAngelYuna

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silver said:
He got some pussy.

You are on a gaming board.

WHO'S PATHETIC NOW?
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Considering I've been married for over a year and a half.. I never needed to go begging on an adult website to screw a stranger... he is.
 
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jett

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BojTrek said:
I knew this chick that did that just to pass on the good old HIV... just kidding... or am I...
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Actually, I remember a newsstory liked that, happened a few years ago. Some girl got pissed off that she got infected with HIV, so she slept around with as many guys as she should. I think she punk'd about 30 guys. :p
 
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peedi

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The Experiment said:
Anal penetration is damn near 100% for transmission of AIDS. I think vaginal is only 1 in 3. So if they were gay, thats your answer. They screwed eachother without the use of condoms.
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1 in 3 for males? Not even close. For females, it's close to 100%
 
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teiresias

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I'm absolutely amazed at the number of my straight female friends that are willing to have sex without protection because they're on the pill.

I don't even have sex with my boyfriend without a condom.
 
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MC Safety

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Boogie said:
ShadowRed's on a gaming board too. OMG, so are you!

The "you're posting on a VIDEO GAME MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET" insult got old and tired a LONG time ago, dude.
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I think the moral of the story is sharing is creepy. And trying to outdo one another just makes us all a little bit more silly than we already are.
 
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WrathOfOtaibah

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peedi said:
1 in 3 for males? Not even close. For females, it's close to 100%
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I mean if a male penetrates a female, he has 1 in 3 chance of getting it. The vagina does a very poor job of warding off infections. The penis is much better for the job.
 
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aoi tsuki

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Most of the replies i got from the aforementioned site were from guys older than myself. >_<

It's been almost two years since i signed up, and even after closing my account and unsubscribing to everything, i still get occasional mailings from that site, as well as some of the other sites it's spawned, particularly the ones suited for the ones i got replies from.
 
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