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well, that explains it. HEY GUYS, I KNOW WHY I'M STILL SINGLE

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Brannon

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It can be real if you use only Bug pokemon. I have a pokeball filled with FireAntHoredemon and when I toss it at hobos or homeless dudes, they really get up on the attack. I have a hard time putting them back in the ball again but the vacuum attachment seems to do well there. Just don't put it in your front pocket...

Can you tell I need serious sleep?
 

Triumph

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I've got the reverse going on. I'm such an asshole and burden to my friends that whenever I meet a new girl in a social setting with my friends and she asks them about me, she usually leaves and I never see her again. I can imagine the conversations...

Girl: So, that guy... he's kinda cute! What's he like?

Friend: Well, he's a hopeless misogynyst and all around asshole incapable of seeing the world in positive terms. Also, he's a functioning alcoholic. But he's great at parties!
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
http://grouphug.us/confessions/484367290
I am goign to college and studying to be a pastor and i fell in love with a 15 year old girl. I dated her for about 8 months and even had a pre-pre-engagement. However, though we both believe we are soul mates--and she absolutely adores me and idolizes me,-- she is dating her ex-bofriend. She tells me that she just needs time and all will fall into place, and even though i feel spirtually convicted that she is the love of my life, i can't help but get extremely mad at her immaturity and not want to stay 'focused' on her and not have faith that in time God will work it out--and i want to scream at her that she is being a wench and that it hurts me so much. In fact some times i just wish i could go out get wasted and laid or something...
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
That site is addictive. :lol

http://grouphug.us/confessions/429239679

During a party at my house at college, i had a nasty fit of the runs. Someone was in the bathroom downstairs puking, so i tried to run upstairs to the bathroom there.

I let loose a torrent of liquid mud, pouring from my boxers, down my legs, over my socks, and onto the floor below. I spent the next hour cleaning myself and the floor, crying about what a dirty fuck i am.

when i finished, i called my girlfriend over, at 3am, to console me and hug me because of what a disgusting pig i am.

she dumped me on the phone.
 

AniHawk

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i hit my dog in the head with my xbox, and now it has a crooked head and a short life expectancy,i think i should just put it out of it's misury

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hi I got dumped by my boyfriend for using newsgroups to much (all that sitting causes piles).
I know its my fault but i have to sit there and bitch at anyone whose a noob,and I have to get the latest pirated games.
He kept hitting me so Im glad he has gone and I can take my xbox to bed.
Egowofl

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i'd rather play gamecube than have sex with my girlfriend

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I really wish I had a gamecube to have sex with

Christ.
 

Willco

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I'm 21 and still eat glue. Elmer's school glue is the best, and the clear gummy adhesive on the back of the address labels of TV guide have the best texture. I also used to eat my grandma's lipstick when I went to visit.

Hah!
 
:lol that GameCube one reminded me of this...

Why Gamecube is Better than Scoring with Chicks
- Gamecube doesn't nag you to do chores
- Your jaw doesn't go numb playing Gamecube.
- Gamecube doesn't ask you 'where's this relationship going?'
- Great Gamecube games can keep you playing all night, scoring with a chick makes you tired.
- You can play Gamecube with your shades open
- Gamecube doesn't smell bad without a shower
- The Gamecube doesn't care how many different games you play
- There are no illegal ways to play your Gamecube
- Gamecube games last longer
- Gamecube doesn't care if you're ugly
- You won't feel odd playing Gamecube with another man

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_tendomfg_archive.html
 

AeroGod

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When I was 12 or so I remember jerking off and rubbing my boner on the dog. She had soft fur and it felt good. Then I accidentally came all over the dog. I panicked and started washing it off.

I remember being worried for the next few months that the dog was going to give birth to some sort of man-dog hybrid!!

:lol
 
Ok there are some crazy things on this website

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I had been really attracted to this girl. She's exactly my type, and she's even a good friend of mine. Actually, so good, that one night, she had been raped by a guy in a mask, that she called me before anyone else. It's been a couple months, and it turns out she's pregnant now, and she hasn't had sex with anyone ever, except that night. I was the guy in the mask. I feel so horrible, I want to kill myself. I'm so fucking pathetic.

This is BS for sure but the imagination of some people is kinda amazing or sad, like this one:

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I think everyone with AIDS should be killed/wiped-out from the face of the earth.
I mean how many people with it(who know they have it)spread it intentionallly.
I know it sounds harsh but it should be done.
 
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My boyfriend thinks i am straight... he also tihnks im female... he is in for a rude awakening tonight : )
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A single mom and her daughter live next door. I steal panties out of our shared laundry room. I leave my cum on the crotch of the clean panties. It drives me nuts knowing my sperm is rubbing against my neighbor's daughter's pussy lips. I have a pair of dirty pink panties that have a crusty coating of dried pussy juice in the crotch. They smell and taste hot. I rub the smell on my mustache. And I use them to masturbate with. They belong to the pretty blonde daughter.


She is 10. And she tastes wonderful.

For the love of god and all that is holy, this is the worst thing i've seen on that site.

+ 1 for buddychrist, great find!
 
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For some reason, now I only get hard-ons when looking at or thinking about computer hardware. I am fantasizing about Radeon x800's and dual 5 gigabyte processors. Is there something wwrong with me?

And I actually believe that this one is true, knowing how passionate some people are about their overclocked PC's.
 

Alucard

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"I have always had the fantasy of being with a girl. My boyfriend thinks it is great and says, "We could have a threesome", but I don't really want to have a threesome. I don't want him putting his dick into someone else. I just want to go down on a girl once and kiss her and have her do the same to me and then I would be over the fantasy. I know if I let him in on it he would want it to be a more than a one time thing and I'm not into that or into watching him have sex with someone else."

Hahaha.
 
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