What did you get for Father's Day?
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Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Did you marry your daughter?
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Nothing. My father pulled a disappearing act eight years ago. (When I was 20) He's had no contact with any of his relatives, but we know he's still alive because he's still drawing his military retirement.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
DarienA said:
I just don't understand why your wife would be giving you a Father's Day present.
I guess it doesn't matter, I've just never heard of it before. Aren't you meant to give a presentto your father?
Mama Smurf said:
So because you don't understand the best way you could think to respond would be to post some dumb shit like that?
That's f'n Brilliant.
Suffice to say these days many husbands and wives give each other gifts on Father's and Mother's day as well as having the children give the fathers and moms gifts on those days.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
DarienA said:
Are you losing it or something? That was very aggressive.
The last paragraph alone would have been enough. Do you think I'm actually serious or something and suggesting you married your daughter? I would have thought it quite simple for anyone to understand that when I say that, it's just another way of saying "Huh? Your wife got you a father's day present?".
Drinky Crow
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Drunk and stoned!
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Strange that I've never heard of it. I wonder if it's different in different countries or if it's just chance that I haven't.
StrikerObi
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I got my dad the D-Day Anniverssary version of Saving Private Ryan. It will look fucking incredible on the new home theatre setup that's going in tomorrow.
heavy liquid
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A paper shredder.
Screaming_Gremlin
My QB is a Dick and my coach is a Nutt
I got my dad Frank Sinatra's Capital Collection on cd.
yoshifumi said:
I forgot my fathers birthday once...I saw him before going to school, but didn't congratulate him or anything, he was probably standing there with his hand outstrechted, reaching for his dear son...only to be ignored
That afternoon, after my mother told me it was his birthday, I went to the supermarket and got him four Milka chocolate bars.
This year I bought him a toolset and a boardgame.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Well I read it and I know it, think I might stop there though.
Future Trunks
lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
A card yesterday and a phone call today.
My actual present was a week early, I sent him and my mom to a jazz concert in Clearwater (Dave Koz, Waymon Tisdale, Jeffery Osbourne, among others). They said they had a lot of fun - came back home all dancin' and singing and carrying on like two teenagers....
My actual present was a week early, I sent him and my mom to a jazz concert in Clearwater (Dave Koz, Waymon Tisdale, Jeffery Osbourne, among others). They said they had a lot of fun - came back home all dancin' and singing and carrying on like two teenagers....
Evolution VIII
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I didn't get shit.
That might be because I didn't get my wife anything. Then again we're not parents yet, baby's born sometime in September.
That might be because I didn't get my wife anything. Then again we're not parents yet, baby's born sometime in September.
ZombieSupaStar
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gave him a sony dvd/vcr combo rocky 1 on dvd, pirates of the carribean, and the mighty wind
MrPing1000
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revision till 3am wootles i am king of the procrastinators
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