Teh Hamburglar said:Has anyone said selling myself for money yet?
Incognito said:press speedial #2: my mother
No Limit Texas Hold'em Tournament Summary for table "Anuta"
$100 Prize Pool, $10 Buy-In, $1 Fee, 10 players
Available account balance before Buy-In: $112.77
Tournament Buy-In: $10 + $1 Fee
Available account balance after Buy-In: $101.77
These balances do not include money in play at other tables (if applicable).
Tournament started 2005/06/04 @ 19:31:34 (CST) -- Game #852,218,848
1st: Beer Wench, $50 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #17)
2nd: ToxicEnema, $30 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #17) ***
3rd: Kikinwing, $20 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #4)
4th: Bean40 (Level VII, Game #8)
5th: dubbjj (Level VII, Game #8)
6th: redlegz (Level VI, Game #9)
7th: mandingo3 (Level V, Game #8)
8th: goodtobeme (Level V, Game #5)
9th: GAB2555 (Level V, Game #5)
10th: ChazinatoR (Level IV, Game #10)
Available account balance before payout: $96.77
Prize payout: $30
Available account balance after payout: $126.77
Tournament finished 2005/06/04 @ 20:55:13 (CST) -- Game #852,307,378
No Limit Texas Hold'em Tournament Summary for table "Curl Curl"
$200 Prize Pool, $20 Buy-In, $2 Fee, 10 players
Available account balance before Buy-In: $120.17
Tournament Buy-In: $20 + $2 Fee
Available account balance after Buy-In: $98.17
These balances do not include money in play at other tables (if applicable).
Tournament started 2005/06/05 @ 17:49:34 (CST) -- Game #853,348,650
1st: ToxicEnema, $100 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #4) ***
2nd: dubkinger, $60 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #4)
3rd: juiceman, $40 prize awarded (Level IX, Game #1)
4th: Dr Pat (Level VII, Game #10)
5th: procrip1 (Level VII, Game #1)
6th: theZard1 (Level V, Game #8)
7th: Burfsturf (Level V, Game #6)
8th: #1DADDYO (Level V, Game #1)
9th: tiltom (Level III, Game #10)
10th: faste34 (Level I, Game #5)
Available account balance before payout: $93.17
Prize payout: $100
Available account balance after payout: $193.17
Tournament finished 2005/06/05 @ 18:48:16 (CST) -- Game #853,411,186
You'll get robbed and shot someday, and you won't be too happy about it anymore.Eminem said:delivery driver for pizza hut. not that many hours, and all i do is drive around listening to music.
made $73 in tips last night. and that's all tax free. add in my $6 an hour and i am beyond happy. such an easy fucking job
Eminem said:delivery driver for pizza hut. not that many hours, and all i do is drive around listening to music.
made $73 in tips last night. and that's all tax free. add in my $6 an hour and i am beyond happy. such an easy fucking job
miyuru said:Yeah I was thinking about that.
What about gas? And do you just pocket your tips like yourself without even telling Pizza Hut?
Eminem said:tips are always kept for the drivers, no matter what. plus your wage per hours. pizza hut(the company) gives you 65 cents per delivery, which is alright. i mean, you work a good shift and you get 14 dollars in gas money, plus all your tips. in my experience it averages out to about $15 an hour for doing no real work. i love it.
miyuru said:Wait, are you saying your wage = 65 cents/delivery?
Mike Works said:I pay a 19 year old hooker $20 to pose for amateur homegrown pornography photos, register an account on a videogame forum, barter those photos for videogame devices online under the guise that they're risque pictures of my girlfriend, sell the electronics online using the stigma that I'm attempting to raise funds for my girlfriend's birthday, take that money, pay 20 seperate 19 year old hookers $20 to pose for amateur homegrown pornography shoots, register 20 accounts at 20 seperate videogame forums, and... well, you get the idea.
It's a pretty sweet gig.
miyuru said:Shit you make as much as a hooker!
olimario said:Whoring my girlfriend.
I want to do that too! I am virtually unemployed with no work from both employers and i have uni finals in a week. Me am fucked money-wise.Zaptruder said:For the next 2 months, I mooch of the government.